Esoteric Newspaper

Happy 172!

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 01:57:04 +0000

Ceci est le 172ème billet publié sur ce blog. J’aurais pu attendre le 200ème pour organiser une petite fête, mais c’eût été trop conventionnel. Et puis on est vendredi soir, merde, on a bien le droit de s’amuser, finalement. Vous êtes donc tous invités à venir siroter ici-même un petit mousseux au navet, à déguster deux ou trois biscottes au thon Everyday et à se remémorer les moments forts vécus grâce au “troisième blog le moins influent d’Europe” qu’est l’Esoteric Newspaper. Oui, j’invente un peu, ce titre ne lui a jamais été décerné, mais ç’aurait été très drôle. Genre on m’aurait remis une sorte de trophée en forme de mégot de cigarette, de crotte de chien ou de tête de poisson pourri… On peut rêver, l’espoir fait vivre ! Bon, c’est un peu étroit ici pour pouvoir recevoir tout le monde, mais je fais ce que je peux. Veuillez tout de même faire attention à ne pas bousculer les dernières images que j’ai postées sur Flickr, fièrement exposées ici, sur la droite. L’espace VIP se trouve sur cette même marge de droite, juste entre les encarts “Tag cloud” et “E-mail subscription”. C’est un peu bas de plafond, oui, je suis bien au courant.

Oui… En fait, je me demande un peu ce que je suis en train de foutre, là. J’ai plein de boulot, je me lève dans quatre heures et je… Bref. C’était pour rire, j’ai surtout pas envie de voir vos gueules de merdes ce soir chez moi, bande de connards de mes couilles.

Bonne nuit.

Un mot mal orthographié, un portrait hideux de David Guetta

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:21:25 +0000

Quatres. Milles. Beaucoups. Cauchemard. Sphynx. Rhytme. Spacial. Addresse. Aggressif. Intèressant. Pèter. Omnubilé. Acceuil. Dédicasse. Cygogne. Boîteux. Mersi. Merçi. Mémotechnique. Philarmonique. Giffler. Soufrir. Courrir. Pourir. Gauffre. Gallerie. Parmis. Noeud. Soeur. Coeur. Choeur. Boeuf. Language. Assault.

Un palindrome, une chanson d’Amel Bent

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:00:12 +0000

Ara. Elle. Étêté. Sexes. Radar. Kayak. Ressasser. Ta belle porte s’use trop, elle bat. Engage le jeu que je le gagne. Angèle et Laurent enrôlaient les gens. Élu par cette crapule. Codétenue ? Lisa l’a été à l’asile un été, Doc ! Et se resservir, ivresse reste, servir et se resservir, Ivresse, se resservir, ivresse ! Rester ivres et se resservir, ivresse reste ! Léon, émir cornu, d’un roc rime Noël. Papa aime Maman, Maman aime Papa. Eine güldne, gute Tugend: Lüge nie! Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live. Evil is a name of foeman, as I live. Red rum, Sir, is murder! Amo la pacífica paloma. 1234+8765=9999=5678+4321.

Un gros bordel de GIF animés

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:48:36 +0000

J’aime les GIF. Surtout quand ils sont animés.

Nul ne guérit de son enfance

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:44:52 +0000

Jean Ferrat – Nul ne guérit de son enfance

Sans que je puisse m’en défaire
Le temps met ses jambes à mon cou
Le temps qui part en marche arrière
Me fait sauter sur ses genoux
Mes parents, l’été, les vacances
Mes frères et sœurs faisant les fous
J’ai dans la bouche l’innocence
Des confitures du mois d’août

Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance
Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance

Les napperons et les ombrelles
Qu’on ouvrait à l’heure du thé
Pour rafraichir les demoiselles
Roses dans leurs robes d’été
Et moi le nez dans leurs dentelles
Je respirais à contre-jour
Dans le parfum des mirabelles
L’odeur troublante de l’amour

Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance
Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance

Le vent violent de l’histoire
Allait disperser à vau-l’eau
Notre jeunesse dérisoire
Changer nos rires en sanglots
Amour orange, amour amer
L’image d’un père évanouie
Qui disparut avec la guerre
Renaît d’une force inouïe

Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance
Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance

Celui qui vient à disparaître
Pourquoi l’a-t-on quitté des yeux
On fait un signe à la fenêtre
Sans savoir que c’est un adieu
Chacun de nous a son histoire
Et dans notre cœur à l’affût
Le va-et-vient de la mémoire
Ouvre et déchire ce qu’il fût

Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance
Nul ne guérit de son enfance
De son enfance

Belle, cruelle et tendre enfance
Aujourd’hui c’est à tes genoux
Que j’en retrouve l’innocence
Au fil du temps qui se dénoue
Ouvre tes bras, ouvre ton âme
Que j’en savoure en toi le goût
Mon amour frais, mon amour femme
Le bonheur d’être et le temps doux

Pour me guérir de mon enfance
De mon enfance
Pour me guérir de mon enfance
De mon enfance

La femme est l’avenir de l’homme

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:35:26 +0000

Jean Ferrat – La femme est l’avenir de l’homme

Le poète a toujours raison
Qui voit plus haut que l’horizon
Et le futur est son royaume
Face à notre génération
Je déclare avec Aragon
La femme est l’avenir de l’homme

Entre l’ancien et le nouveau
Votre lutte à tous les niveaux
De la nôtre est indivisible
Dans les hommes qui font les lois
Si les uns chantent par ma voix
D’autres décrètent par la Bible

Le poète a toujours raison
Qui détruit l’ancienne oraison
L’image d’Ève et de la pomme
Face aux vieilles malédictions
Je déclare avec Aragon
La femme est l’avenir de l’homme

Pour accoucher sans la souffrance
Pour le contrôle des naissances
Il a fallu des millénaires
Si nous sortons du Moyen Âge
Vos siècles d’infini servage
Pèsent encore lourd sur la Terre

Le poète a toujours raison
Qui annonce la floraison
D’autres amours en son royaume
Remet à l’endroit la chanson
Et déclare avec Aragon
La femme est l’avenir de l’homme

Il faudra réapprendre à vivre
Ensemble écrire un nouveau livre
Redécouvrir tous les possibles
Chaque chose enfin partagée
Tout dans le couple va changer
D’une manière irréversible

Le poète a toujours raison
Qui voit plus haut que l’horizon
Et le futur est son royaume
Face aux autres générations
Je déclare avec Aragon
La femme est l’avenir de l’homme

Nacht und Nebel

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:25:19 +0000

Le Front National est devenu un parti politique comme les autres. Le racisme n’est peut-être pas plus répandu qu’avant, mais il est exprimé de façon de plus en plus décomplexée. On se replie sur soi-même, on apprend à ne plus s’allier aux autres, à ne plus leur faire confiance. On est indifférent à la misère du monde et on ne ressent aucune gêne à le crier haut et fort.

Une chanson de circonstance !

Jean Ferrat – Nuit et Brouillard

Ils étaient vingt et cent, ils étaient des milliers
Nus et maigres, tremblants, dans ces wagons plombés
Qui déchiraient la nuit de leurs ongles battants
Ils étaient des milliers, ils étaient vingt et cent

Ils se croyaient des hommes, n’étaient plus que des nombres
Depuis longtemps leurs dés avaient été jetés
Dès que la main retombe il ne reste qu’une ombre
Ils ne devaient jamais plus revoir un été

La fuite monotone et sans hâte du temps
Survivre encore un jour, une heure, obstinément
Combien de tours de roues, d’arrêts et de départs
Qui n’en finissent pas de distiller l’espoir

Ils s’appelaient Jean-Pierre, Natacha ou Samuel
Certains priaient Jésus, Jéhovah ou Vichnou
D’autres ne priaient pas, mais qu’importe le ciel
Ils voulaient simplement ne plus vivre à genoux

Ils n’arrivaient pas tous à la fin du voyage
Ceux qui sont revenus peuvent-ils être heureux
Ils essaient d’oublier, étonnés qu’à leur âge
Les veines de leurs bras soient devenues si bleues

Les Allemands guettaient du haut des miradors
La lune se taisait comme vous vous taisiez
En regardant au loin, en regardant dehors
Votre chair était tendre à leurs chiens policiers

On me dit à présent que ces mots n’ont plus cours
Qu’il vaut mieux ne chanter que des chansons d’amour
Que le sang sèche vite en entrant dans l’histoire
Et qu’il ne sert à rien de prendre une guitare

Mais qui donc est de taille à pouvoir m’arrêter ?
L’ombre s’est faite humaine, aujourd’hui c’est l’été
Je twisterais les mots s’il fallait les twister
Pour qu’un jour les enfants sachent qui vous étiez

Vous étiez vingt et cent, vous étiez des milliers
Nus et maigres, tremblants, dans ces wagons plombés
Qui déchiriez la nuit de vos ongles battants
Vous étiez des milliers, vous étiez vingt et cent

L’Esoteric Newspaper, le best of

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 10:57:27 +0000

Pour fêter les neuf mois d’existence de ce blog, j’ai sélectionné pour vous les dix meilleurs posts qui… Oh, et puis merde. La seule entrée digne d’intérêt est celle-ci. Le reste, c’est de la merde, les gars.

Large amount of text I stole on the Internet to increase my blog’s Google ranking

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:53:36 +0000

An illustration is an image presented as a drawing that is created to elucidate or dictate sensual information (such as a story, poem or newspaper article) by providing a visual representation graphically. The earliest forms of illustration were prehistoric cave paintings. Before the invention of the printing press, books, such as Medieval illuminated manuscripts, were hand-illustrated. Illustration has been used in China and Japan since the 8th century, traditionally by creating woodcuts to accompany writing. During the 15th century, books illustrated with woodcut illustrations became available. The main processes used for reproduction of illustrations during the 16th and 17th centuries were engraving and etching. At the end of the 18th century, lithography allowed even better illustrations to be reproduced. The most notable illustrator of this epoch was William Blake who rendered his illustrations in the medium of relief etching. Notable figures of the early century were John Leech, George Cruikshank, Dickens’ illustrator Hablot Knight Browne and, in France, Honoré Daumier. The same illustrators contributed to satirical and straight-fiction magazines, but in both cases the demand was for character-drawing that encapsulated or caricatured social types and classes. The British humorous magazine Punch, which was founded in 1841 riding on the earlier success of Cruikshank’s Comic Almanac (1827–1840), employed an uninterrupted run of high-quality comic illustrators, including Sir John Tenniel, the Dalziel Brothers and Georges du Maurier, into the 20th century. It chronicles the gradual shift in popular illustration from reliance on caricature to sophisticated topical observations. These artists all trained as conventional fine-artists, but achieved their reputations primarily as illustrators. Punch and similar magazines such as the Parisian Le Voleur realised that good illustrations sold as many copies as written content. The American “golden age of illustration” lasted from the 1880s until shortly after World War I (although the active career of several later “golden age” illustrators went on for another few decades). As in Europe a few decades earlier, newspapers, mass market magazines, and illustrated books had become the dominant media of public consumption. Improvements in printing technology freed illustrators to experiment with color and new rendering techniques. A small group of illustrators in this time became rich and famous. The imagery they created was a portrait of American aspirations of the time. Technical illustration is the use of illustration to visually communicate information of a technical nature. Technical illustrations can be component technical drawings or diagrams. Technical illustration in general aim “to generate expressive images that effectively convey certain information via the visual channel to the human observer”. Nowadays, many illustration programs are used to create technical illustrations due the need for detailed imaging and repeated updating. Besides the commonplace 2-D Adobe Illustrator, there are many 3-D computer graphics software that are often utilized to create illustration for textbooks, especially scientific ones. Illustration of a drum set. Technical illustrations generally describe and explain the subjects to a nontechnical audience. Therefore the visual image should be accurate in terms of dimensions and proportions, and should provide “an overall impression of what an object is or does, to enhance the viewer’s interest and understanding”. Today, there is a growing interest in collecting and admiring original artwork that was used as illustrations in books, magazines, posters, blogs, etc. Various museum exhibitions, magazines and art galleries have devoted space to the illustrators of the past. In the visual art world, illustrators have sometimes been considered less important in comparison with fine artists and graphic designers, the term “illustrative” sometimes being used as a negative critique. But, possibly in part due to the growth of video game and graphic novel industries, as well as a recent swing in value towards illustration in magazines and other publications over photography, illustration is becoming a valued, popular and profitable art form that can acquire a wider market than the other two, such as in Korea, Japan, Hong Kong and USA. Original illustration art from the best-known magazine illustrators is known to bring prices into the hundreds of thousands of US Dollars at auction. Norman Rockwell’s work transcends even these high standards, with his painting “Breaking Home Ties” selling in a 2006 Sotheby’s auction for USD15.4 million. The best-known pinup artists such as Gil Elvgren and Alberto Vargas also bring tremendous prices at auction, with a number of Elvgren’s works having sold for over USD100,000 in Heritage Auctions. Digolo and Mazrui subcategorize illustration into the techniques, which are being applied, such as: drawing, painting, printing and pasting. These technices affect the art in various ways, being chosen for the different impact the chosen medium produces. The choice can be based on the requirements of the illustration, constraints of the artist, cost, or other factors. Various illustration techniques have been available to the artist over the centuries. The invention of paper pushed its boundaries even further. Traditional illustration focuses on reproducible ways of creating illustration and can be classified into different types. Engraving. Etching. Intaglio. Linocut. Pen-and-Ink Illustration. Sumi-E. Woodcut. Pen-and-ink illustration has been around in various forms. The Chinese Sumi-E can be attributed to this technique, incorporating the use of paints and dyes. Navigational maps have been produced using this technique in the 14-15th century. The technique has not fallen out of disuse and is still popular with artists and illustrators, due to its simplicity of use, drying time and visual impact. Modern artists use a brush, pen or quill to achieve the desired effects, samples see references. The book illustration is specific type of illustration, which appears in books. Some of modern illustrations are performed by American Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators. Modern book illustration comes from the 15th-century block books and closely followed the development of printing. The xylography and lithography triggered the production of illustrated issues and were exploited by such masters as Daumier, Doré or Gavarni. Book illustration as we now know it evolved from early European woodblock printing. In the early 1400s, playing cards were created using block printing, which was the first use of prints in a sequenced and logical order. “The first known European block printings with a communications function were devotional prints of saints.” These later turned into block books in the mid-1400s, used to spread religious messages to illiterate masses. Each page was carved from one single block of wood and printed as an image. As the demand for books grew, and paper became more available, printers across Germany, the Netherlands, France, and Italy began devising ways to “mechanize” book production using movable type. This is when Johann Gutenberg invented typography and the printing press in the 1450s. As printing took off and books became common, printers began to use woodblocks to illustrate them. Hence, “centers for woodblock playing-card and religious-print production became centers for illustrated books. An Illustrator is a narrative artist who specializes in enhancing writing by providing a visual representation that corresponds to the content of the associated text. The illustration may be intended to clarify complicated concepts or objects that are difficult to describe textually. Illustrations have been used in advertisements, greeting cards, posters, books, magazines and newspapers. A cartoon illustration can add humor to humorous essays. Traditional illustration techniques include watercolor, pen and ink, airbrush art, oil painting, pastels, wood engraving and linoleum cuts. John Held, Jr. was an illustrator who worked in a variety of styles and media, including linoleum cuts, pen and ink drawings, magazine cover paintings, cartoons, comic strips and set design, while also creating fine art with his animal sculptures and watercolor landscapes. There are no formal qualifications needed to become an illustrator. However, many established illustrators attended an art school or college of some sort and were trained in different painting and drawing techniques. Universities and art schools offer specific courses in illustration (for example in the UK, a BA (Hons) Degree) so this has become a new avenue into the profession. Many illustrators are freelance, commissioned by publishers (of newspapers, books or magazines) or advertising agencies. Most of the scientific illustrations and technical illustrations are also known as information graphics. Among the information graphics specialists are medical illustrators who illustrate human anatomy, often requiring many years of artistic and medical training. A particularly popular medium with illustrators of the 1950s and 1960s was casein, as was egg tempera. The immediacy and durability of these media suited illustration’s demands well. The artwork in both types of paint withstood the rigors of travel to clients and printers without damage. Computers dramatically changed the industry and today many cartoonists and illustrators create digital illustrations using computers, graphics tablets, and scanners. Software such as Adobe Illustrator or Adobe Photoshop are now widely used by those professionals. A graphic designer is a professional within the graphic design and graphic arts industry who assembles together images, typography or motion graphics to create a piece of design. A graphic designer creates the graphics primarily for published, printed or electronic media, such as brochures (sometimes) and advertising. They are also sometimes responsible for typesetting, illustration, user interfaces, web design, or take a teaching position. A core responsibility of the designer’s job is to present information in a way that is both accessible and memorable. A degree or certificate from an accredited trade school is usually considered essential for a graphic design position. After a career history has been established, though, the graphic designer’s experience and number of years in the business are considered the primary qualifications. A portfolio, which is the primary method for demonstrating these qualifications, is usually required to be shown at job interviews, and is constantly developed throughout a designer’s career. One can obtain an AAS, BA, BFA, MFA or an MPhil / PhD in graphic design. Degree programs available vary depending upon the institution, although typical U.S. graphic design jobs require at least some form of degree. Current graphic designer jobs demand proficiency in one or more graphic design software programs. Arguably, the most common software used in the graphic design industry is Adobe Creative Suite. The “Suite” has three primary programs used by a designer. Photoshop -manipulate photos, typography and create images with a variety of effects. Illustrator -create logos and typography. InDesign -create typography, and output print layouts. Outside the graphic design industry many people use Microsoft Word to make a layout or design. However, depending on the job at hand, most designers create the layout in either InDesign or QuarkXPress. Specifically, the designer will type the text in the layout program, importing the graphics and images they created in PhotoShop or Illustrator. There are a couple reasons a designer builds a layout in this fashion. Files going to press are printed at 300 dots per inch. As a result, the file size can become very large. So by using a layout program and importing the graphics and images, the working file is a fraction of the file size. When the designer is ready to go to press, they will either create a press-ready PDF; or do what is called, “Collect For Output.” InDesign or QuarkXpress make it possible to work with large multipage layouts like catalogs and booklets. Since InDesign and QuarkXPress import the original file, linking to the graphics and images, the designer can change the “original file” and it will update all instances throughout the document to save time. A web designer should understand how to work with XML, HTML, and basic web programming scripts. A print designer should understand the processes involved in printing to be able to produce press-ready artwork. Designers should be able to solve visual communication problems or challenges. In doing so, the designer must identify the communications issue, gather and analyze information related to the issue, and generate potential approaches aimed at solving the problem. Iterative prototyping and user testing can be used to determine the success or failure of a visual solution. Approaches to a communications problem are developed in the context of an audience and a media channel. Graphic designers must understand the social and cultural norms of that audience in order to develop visual solutions that are perceived as relevant, understandable and effective. Graphic designers should also have a thorough understanding of production and rendering methods. Some of the technologies and methods of production are drawing, offset printing, photography, and time-based and interactive media (film, video, computer multimedia). Frequently, designers are also called upon to manage color in different media. Fifty years ago, the graphic designer’s portfolio was usually a black book or large binder in which samples of the artist’s best printed pieces were carried to show prospective clients or employers. Printed pieces are often protected inside by being mounted on boards or slipped into Acetate sleeves. Since the 1990s, portfolios have become increasingly computer digitized, and now may be entirely digitized and available on the Internet, or on CD, DVD, or via email. Graphic design relates heavily to corporate identity, the branding and “persona” of a corporation. A number of occupations are commonly classified under the broad term of graphic designer. Graphic design career paths cover all ends of the creative spectrum. Many of these job descriptions overlap heavily. Creative directors are in charge of a creative team that produces artwork to be displayed in advertising campaigns, or on products. A creative team can consist of artists (e.g. art directors, graphic designers, illustrators, photographers, copywriters, production artists) and a production staff. Creative directors initiate or inspire creative ideas and make sure that the art works include those ideas to the client’s satisfaction. Creative directors usually are promoted from an art director or copywriter position. A creative directors job may also involve responsibilities usually associated with a client representative or a project manager. Art directors make sure that illustrators and production artists produce and complete their work on time and to the creative director or client’s satisfaction. Art directors also play a major role in the development of a project by making decisions on the visual elements of the project, and by giving the final say on the selection of models, art, props, colors, and other elements. Art directors need advanced training in graphic design as they often do artwork and designing themselves. However, an art director’s time may be consumed doing supervisory and administrative work. Art directors also work closely with vendors and clients to make sure the creative is in line with any budgets. Art production managers or traffic managers oversee the production aspect of art to improve efficiency and cost effectiveness. Art production managers supervise artists or advise the supervisors of artists. Creative directors and art directors often assume the role of art production managers, especially when production cost is not a critical concern. Brand identity design is concerned with the visual aspects of a company or organization’s brand or identity. A brand identity design is the visual element that represents how a company wants to be seen; it is the company’s visual identity, and is how a company illustrates its ‘image.’ A company’s brand identity can be represented in terms of design through a unique logo, or signage, and is then often integrated throughout all the elements of a company’s materials such as business cards, stationery, packaging, media advertising, promotions, and more. Brand identity may include logo design. Brand identity development is usually a collaborative effort between creative directors, art directors, copywriters, account managers and the client. A broadcast designer is a person involved with creating graphic designs and electronic media incorporated in television productions that are used by character generator (CG) operators. A broadcast designer may have a degree in digital media (or a similar degree), or is self-taught in the software needed to create such content. The job of a logo designer is to provide a new and innovative way to express the key message of a company through an image. Logo designers take the information given to them by the client and work, using their own creativity along with marketing strategy to find an appropriate image that their client can use to represent what they are trying to encourage, sell, or what they are. It is not likely that a company will specialize in logo design or have a position for a designated logo designer. Art directors and graphic designers usually perform logo designs. Illustrators conceptualize and create illustrations that represent an idea or a story through two-dimensional or three-dimensional images. Illustrators may do drawings for printed materials such as books, magazines, and other publications, or for commercial products such as textiles, packaging, wrapping paper, greeting cards, calendars, stationery, and more. Illustrators use many different media, from pencil and paint to digital formatting, to prepare and create their illustrations. An illustrator consults with clients in order to determine what illustrations will best meet the story they are trying to tell, or what message they are trying to communicate. Illustrating may be a secondary skill requirement of graphic design or a specialty skill of a freelance artist, usually known for a unique style of illustrating. Illustration may be published separately as in fine art. However, illustrations are usually inserted into page layouts for communication design in the context of graphic design professions. Similar to illustration are other methods of developing images such as photography, 3D modeling, and image editing. Creative professionals in these positions are not usually called illustrators, but are utilized the same way. Photographers are likely to freelance. 3D modelers are likely to be employed for long-term projects. Image editing is usually a secondary skill to either of the above, but may also be a specialty to aid web development, software development, or multimedia development in a job title known as multimedia specialist. Although these skills may require technical knowledge, graphic design skills may be applied as well. Multimedia developers may come from a graphic design or illustration background and apply those talents to motion, sound, or interactivity. Motion designers are graphic designers for motion. Animators are illustrators for motion. Videographers are photographers for motion. Multimedia developers may also image edit, sound edit, program, or compose multimedia just as multimedia specialists. Content developer is a generic term used for describing illustrators, visual image developers, and multimedia developers in software and web development. The term has a broader scope that includes non-graphical content as well. A generic name for content that is used in a digital composition are digital assets. Visual Journalists, also known as Infographic Artists create information graphics or Infographics; visual representations of information, data or knowledge. These graphics are used anywhere where information needs to be explained quickly or simply, such as in signs, maps, journalism, technical writing, and education. They are also used extensively as tools by computer scientists, mathematicians, and statisticians to ease the process of developing and communicating conceptual information. They are applied in all aspects of scientific visualization. A layout artist deals with the structure and layout of images and text in a pleasing format. This can include magazine work, brochures, flyers, books, CD booklets, posters, and similar formats. For magazines and similar productions, color, typeface, text formatting, graphic layout and more must be considered. Is the chosen typeface good for long term reading, or will the eyes get tired? Does that title typeface fit the feel of the rest of the article? Are the photos arranged in such a way that is pleasing to the eye, and directs the reader in the right flow or direction? These are just some of the questions a layout artist must ask themselves. Page layouts are usually done by art directors, graphic designers, production artists or a combination of those positions. Entry level layout work is often known as paste up art. Entry level layout graphic designers are often known as production artists. Interface designers are graphical user interface (GUI) layout artists. They are employed by multimedia, software, and web development companies. Because GUI elements are interactive, interface design often overlaps interaction design. Because interfaces are not usually composed as single computer files, interface design may require technical understanding, including graphical integration with code. Because interfaces may require hundreds of assets, knowledge of how to automate graphic production may be required. An interface designer may hold the job title of web designer in a web development company. A web designer’s work could be viewed by thousands of people every day. Web designers create the pages, layout, and graphics for web pages, and play a key role in the development of a website. Web designers have the task of creating the look and feel of a website by choosing the style, and by designing attractive graphics, images, and other visual elements, and adapting them for the website’s pages. Web designers also design and develop the navigation tools of a site. Web designers may make decisions regarding what content is included on a web page, where things are placed, and how the aesthetic and continuity is maintained from one screen to the next. All of this involves skill and training in computer graphics, graphic design, and in the latest in computer and web technology. Depending on the scope of the project, web design may involve collaboration between software engineers and graphic designers. The graphic design of a website may be as simple as a page layout sketch or handling just the graphics in an HTML editor, while the advance coding is done separately by programmers. In other cases, graphic designers may be challenged to become both graphic designer and programmer in the process of web design in positions often known as web masters. A package designer or packaging technician may utilize technical skills aside from graphic design. Knowledge of cuts, crease, folding, nature and behavior of the packaging material such as paper, corrugated sheet, synthetic or other type of materials may also be required. A customer may see the top/outside of a package at first, but may also be drawn to other package design features. A packaging design may require 3D layout skills in addition to visual communication to consider how well a design works at multiple angles. CAD software applications specifically for packaging design may be utilized.

Large amount of text I stole on the Internet to increase my blog’s Google ranking

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:52:17 +0000

A blog (a portmanteau of the term web log) is a personal journal published on the World Wide Web consisting of discrete entries (“posts”) typically displayed in reverse chronological order so the most recent post appears first. Blogs are usually the work of a single individual, occasionally of a small group, and often are themed on a single subject. Blog can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog. The emergence and growth of blogs in the late 1990s coincided with the advent of web publishing tools that facilitated the posting of content by non-technical users. Although not a must, most good quality blogs are interactive, allowing visitors to leave comments and even message each other via GUI widgets on the blogs and it is this interactivity that distinguishes them from other static websites. In that sense, blogging can be seen as a form of social networking. Indeed, bloggers do not only produce content to post on their blogs but also build social relations with their readers and other bloggers. The term “weblog” was coined by Jorn Barger on 17 December 1997. The short form, “blog,” was coined by Peter Merholz, who jokingly broke the word weblog into the phrase we blog in the sidebar of his blog Peterme.com in April or May 1999. Shortly thereafter, Evan Williams at Pyra Labs used “blog” as both a noun and verb (“to blog,” meaning “to edit one’s weblog or to post to one’s weblog”) and devised the term “blogger” in connection with Pyra Labs’ Blogger product, leading to the popularization of the terms. Many blogs provide commentary on a particular subject; others function as more personal online diaries; yet still others function more as online brand advertising of a particular individual or company. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, Web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability of readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important part of many blogs. Most blogs are primarily textual, although some focus on art (art blog), photographs (photoblog), videos (video blogging or vlogging), music (MP3 blog), and audio (podcasting). Microblogging is another type of blogging, featuring very short posts. As of 16 February 2011, there were over 156 million public blogs in existence. Before blogging became popular, digital communities took many forms, including Usenet, commercial online services such as GEnie, BiX and the early CompuServe, e-mail lists and Bulletin Board Systems (BBS). In the 1990s, Internet forum software, created running conversations with “threads.” Threads are topical connections between messages on a virtual “corkboard.” The modern blog evolved from the online diary, where people would keep a running account of their personal lives. Most such writers called themselves diarists, journalists, or journalers. Justin Hall, who began personal blogging in 1994 while a student at Swarthmore College, is generally recognized as one of the earlier bloggers, as is Jerry Pournelle. Dave Winer’s Scripting News is also credited with being one of the older and longer running weblogs. Another early blog was Wearable Wireless Webcam, an online shared diary of a person’s personal life combining text, video, and pictures transmitted live from a wearable computer and EyeTap device to a web site in 1994. This practice of semi-automated blogging with live video together with text was referred to as sousveillance, and such journals were also used as evidence in legal matters. Early blogs were simply manually updated components of common Web sites. However, the evolution of tools to facilitate the production and maintenance of Web articles posted in reverse chronological order made the publishing process feasible to a much larger, less technical, population. Ultimately, this resulted in the distinct class of online publishing that produces blogs we recognize today. For instance, the use of some sort of browser-based software is now a typical aspect of “blogging”. Blogs can be hosted by dedicated blog hosting services, or they can be run using blog software, or on regular web hosting services. Some early bloggers, such as The Misanthropic Bitch, who began in 1997, actually referred to their online presence as a zine, before the term blog entered common usage. After a slow start, blogging rapidly gained in popularity. Blog usage spread during 1999 and the years following, being further popularized by the near-simultaneous arrival of the first hosted blog tools. Bruce Ableson launched Open Diary in October 1998, which soon grew to thousands of online diaries. Open Diary innovated the reader comment, becoming the first blog community where readers could add comments to other writers’ blog entries. Brad Fitzpatrick started LiveJournal in March 1999. Andrew Smales created Pitas.com in July 1999 as an easier alternative to maintaining a “news page” on a Web site, followed by Diaryland in September 1999, focusing more on a personal diary community. Evan Williams and Meg Hourihan (Pyra Labs) launched blogger.com in August 1999 (purchased by Google in February 2003). An early milestone in the rise in importance of blogs came in 2002, when many bloggers focused on comments by U.S. Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott. Senator Lott, at a party honoring U.S. Senator Strom Thurmond, praised Senator Thurmond by suggesting that the United States would have been better off had Thurmond been elected president. Lott’s critics saw these comments as a tacit approval of racial segregation, a policy advocated by Thurmond’s 1948 presidential campaign. This view was reinforced by documents and recorded interviews dug up by bloggers. (See Josh Marshall’s Talking Points Memo.) Though Lott’s comments were made at a public event attended by the media, no major media organizations reported on his controversial comments until after blogs broke the story. Blogging helped to create a political crisis that forced Lott to step down as majority leader. Similarly, blogs were among the driving forces behind the “Rathergate” scandal. To wit: (television journalist) Dan Rather presented documents (on the CBS show 60 Minutes) that conflicted with accepted accounts of President Bush’s military service record. Bloggers declared the documents to be forgeries and presented evidence and arguments in support of that view. Consequently, CBS apologized for what it said were inadequate reporting techniques (see Little Green Footballs). Many bloggers view this scandal as the advent of blogs’ acceptance by the mass media, both as a news source and opinion and as means of applying political pressure. The impact of these stories gave greater credibility to blogs as a medium of news dissemination. Though often seen as partisan gossips, bloggers sometimes lead the way in bringing key information to public light, with mainstream media having to follow their lead. More often, however, news blogs tend to react to material already published by the mainstream media. Meanwhile, an increasing number of experts blogged, making blogs a source of in-depth analysis. By 2004, the role of blogs became increasingly mainstream, as political consultants, news services, and candidates began using them as tools for outreach and opinion forming. Blogging was established by politicians and political candidates to express opinions on war and other issues and cemented blogs’ role as a news source. (See Howard Dean and Wesley Clark.) Even politicians not actively campaigning, such as the UK’s Labour Party’s MP Tom Watson, began to blog to bond with constituents. In January 2005, Fortune magazine listed eight bloggers that business people “could not ignore”: Peter Rojas, Xeni Jardin, Ben Trott, Mena Trott, Jonathan Schwartz, Jason Goldman, Robert Scoble, and Jason Calacanis. Israel’s was among the first national governments to set up an official blog. Under David Saranga, the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs became active in adopting Web 2.0 initiatives, including an official video blog and a political blog. The Foreign Ministry also held a microblogging press conference via Twitter about its war with Hamas, with Saranga answering questions from the public in common text-messaging abbreviations during a live worldwide press conference. The questions and answers were later posted on IsraelPolitik, the country’s official political blog. The impact of blogging upon the mainstream media has also been acknowledged by governments. In 2009, the presence of the American journalism industry had declined to the point that several newspaper corporations were filing for bankruptcy, resulting in less direct competition between newspapers within the same circulation area. Discussion emerged as to whether the newspaper industry would benefit from a stimulus package by the federal government. President Barack Obama acknowledged the emerging influence of blogging upon society by saying “if the direction of the news is all blogosphere, all opinions, with no serious fact-checking, no serious attempts to put stories in context, then what you will end up getting is people shouting at each other across the void but not a lot of mutual understanding”. The personal blog, an ongoing diary or commentary by an individual, is the traditional, most common blog. Personal bloggers usually take pride in their blog posts, even if their blog is never read. Blogs often become more than a way to just communicate; they become a way to reflect on life, or works of art. Blogging can have a sentimental quality. Few personal blogs rise to fame and the mainstream but some personal blogs quickly garner an extensive following. One type of personal blog, referred to as a microblog, is extremely detailed and seeks to capture a moment in time. Some sites, such as Twitter, allow bloggers to share thoughts and feelings instantaneously with friends and family, and are much faster than emailing or writing. A blog can be private, as in most cases, or it can be for business purposes. Blogs used internally to enhance the communication and culture in a corporation or externally for marketing, branding or public relations purposes are called corporate blogs. Similar blogs for clubs and societies are called club blogs, group blogs, or by similar names; typical use is to inform members and other interested parties of club and member activities. Some blogs focus on a particular subject, such as political blogs, travel blogs (also known as travelogs), gardening blogs, house blogs, fashion blogs, project blogs, education blogs, niche blogs, classical music blogs, quizzing blogs and legal blogs (often referred to as a blawgs) or dreamlogs. Two common types of genre blogs are art blogs and music blogs. A blog featuring discussions especially about home and family is not uncommonly called a mom blog and one made popular is by Erica Diamond who created Womenonthefence.com which is syndicated to over two million readers monthly. While not a legitimate type of blog, one used for the sole purpose of spamming is known as a Splog. A blog comprising videos is called a vlog, one comprising links is called a linklog, a site containing a portfolio of sketches is called a sketchblog or one comprising photos is called a photoblog. Blogs with shorter posts and mixed media types are called tumblelogs. Blogs that are written on typewriters and then scanned are called typecast or typecast blogs; see typecasting (blogging). A rare type of blog hosted on the Gopher Protocol is known as a Phlog. Blogs can also be defined by which type of device is used to compose it. A blog written by a mobile device like a mobile phone or PDA could be called a moblog. One early blog was Wearable Wireless Webcam, an online shared diary of a person’s personal life combining text, video, and pictures transmitted live from a wearable computer and EyeTap device to a web site. This practice of semi-automated blogging with live video together with text was referred to as sousveillance. Such journals have been used as evidence in legal matters. A Reverse Blog is composed by its users rather than a single blogger. This system has the characteristics of a blog, and the writing of several authors. These can be written by several contributing authors on a topic, or opened up for anyone to write. There is typically some limit to the number of entries to keep it from operating like a Web Forum. The collective community of all blogs is known as the blogosphere. Since all blogs are on the internet by definition, they may be seen as interconnected and socially networked, through blogrolls, comments, linkbacks (refbacks, trackbacks or pingbacks) and backlinks. Discussions “in the blogosphere” are occasionally used by the media as a gauge of public opinion on various issues. Because new, untapped communities of bloggers can emerge in the space of a few years, Internet marketers pay close attention to “trends in the blogosphere”. Several blog search engines are used to search blog contents, such as Bloglines, BlogScope, and Technorati. Technorati, which is among the more popular blog search engines, provides current information on both popular searches and tags used to categorize blog postings. The research community is working on going beyond simple keyword search, by inventing new ways to navigate through huge amounts of information present in the blogosphere, as demonstrated by projects like BlogScope. Several online communities exist that connect people to blogs and bloggers to other bloggers, including BlogCatalog and MyBlogLog. Interest-specific blogging platforms are also available. For instance, Blogster has a sizable community of political bloggers among its members. Global Voices aggregates international bloggers, “with emphasis on voices that are not ordinarily heard in international mainstream media.” It is common for blogs to feature advertisements either to financially benefit the blogger or to promote the blogger’s favorite causes. The popularity of blogs has also given rise to “fake blogs” in which a company will create a fictional blog as a marketing tool to promote a product. Researchers have analyzed the dynamics of how blogs become popular. There are essentially two measures of this: popularity through citations, as well as popularity through affiliation (i.e. blogroll). The basic conclusion from studies of the structure of blogs is that while it takes time for a blog to become popular through blogrolls, permalinks can boost popularity more quickly, and are perhaps more indicative of popularity and authority than blogrolls, since they denote that people are actually reading the blog’s content and deem it valuable or noteworthy in specific cases. The blogdex project was launched by researchers in the MIT Media Lab to crawl the Web and gather data from thousands of blogs in order to investigate their social properties. It gathered this information for over 4 years, and autonomously tracked the most contagious information spreading in the blog community, ranking it by recency and popularity. It can therefore be considered the first instantiation of a memetracker. The project is no longer active, but a similar function is now served by tailrank.com. Blogs are given rankings by Technorati based on the number of incoming links and Alexa Internet based on the Web hits of Alexa Toolbar users. In August 2006, Technorati found that the most linked-to blog on the internet was that of Chinese actress Xu Jinglei. Chinese media Xinhua reported that this blog received more than 50 million page views, claiming it to be the most popular blog in the world. Technorati rated Boing Boing to be the most-read group-written blog. Many bloggers, particularly those engaged in participatory journalism, differentiate themselves from the mainstream media, while others are members of that media working through a different channel. Some institutions see blogging as a means of “getting around the filter” and pushing messages directly to the public. Some critics worry that bloggers respect neither copyright nor the role of the mass media in presenting society with credible news. Bloggers and other contributors to user-generated content are behind Time magazine naming their 2006 person of the year as “You”. Many mainstream journalists, meanwhile, write their own blogs — well over 300, according to CyberJournalist.net’s J-blog list. The first known use of a blog on a news site was in August 1998, when Jonathan Dube of The Charlotte Observer published one chronicling Hurricane Bonnie. Some bloggers have moved over to other media. The following bloggers (and others) have appeared on radio and television: Duncan Black (known widely by his pseudonym, Atrios), Glenn Reynolds (Instapundit), Markos Moulitsas Zúniga (Daily Kos), Alex Steffen (Worldchanging), Ana Marie Cox (Wonkette), Nate Silver (FiveThirtyEight.com), and Ezra Klein (Ezra Klein blog in The American Prospect, now in the Washington Post). In counterpoint, Hugh Hewitt exemplifies a mass-media personality who has moved in the other direction, adding to his reach in “old media” by being an influential blogger. Blogs have also had an influence on minority languages, bringing together scattered speakers and learners; this is particularly so with blogs in Gaelic languages. Minority language publishing (which may lack economic feasibility) can find its audience through inexpensive blogging. There are many examples of bloggers who have published books based on their blogs, e.g., Salam Pax, Ellen Simonetti, Jessica Cutler, ScrappleFace. Blog-based books have been given the name blook. A prize for the best blog-based book was initiated in 2005, the Lulu Blooker Prize. However, success has been elusive offline, with many of these books not selling as well as their blogs. Only blogger Tucker Max made the New York Times Bestseller List. The book based on Julie Powell’s blog “The Julie/Julia Project” was made into the film Julie & Julia, apparently the first to do so. Consumer-generated advertising is a relatively new and controversial development and it has created a new model of marketing communication from businesses to consumers. Among the various forms of advertising on blog, the most controversial are the sponsored posts. These are blog entries or posts and may be in the form of feedback, reviews, opinion, videos, etc. and usually contain a link back to the desired site using a keyword/s. Blogs have led to some disintermediation and a breakdown of the traditional advertising model where companies can skip over the advertising agencies (previously the only interface with the customer) and contact the customers directly themselves. On the other hand, new companies specialised in blog advertising have been established, to take advantage of this new development as well. However, there are many people who look negatively on this new development. Some believe that any form of commercial activity on blogs will destroy the blogosphere’s credibility. Several cases have been brought before the national courts against bloggers concerning issues of defamation or liability. U.S. payouts related to blogging totaled $17.4 million by 2009; in some cases these have been covered by umbrella insurance. The courts have returned with mixed verdicts. Internet Service Providers (ISPs), in general, are immune from liability for information that originates with third parties (U.S. Communications Decency Act and the EU Directive 2000/31/EC). In Doe v. Cahill, the Delaware Supreme Court held that stringent standards had to be met to unmask the anonymous posts of bloggers and also took the unusual step of dismissing the libel case itself (as unfounded under American libel law) rather than referring it back to the trial court for reconsideration. In a bizarre twist, the Cahills were able to obtain the identity of John Doe, who turned out to be the person they suspected: the town’s mayor, Councilman Cahill’s political rival. The Cahills amended their original complaint, and the mayor settled the case rather than going to trial. In January 2007, two prominent Malaysian political bloggers, Jeff Ooi and Ahiruddin Attan, were sued by a pro-government newspaper, The New Straits Times Press (Malaysia) Berhad, Kalimullah bin Masheerul Hassan, Hishamuddin bin Aun and Brenden John a/l John Pereira over an alleged defamation. The plaintiff was supported by the Malaysian government. Following the suit, the Malaysian government proposed to “register” all bloggers in Malaysia in order to better control parties against their interest. This is the first such legal case against bloggers in the country. In the United States, blogger Aaron Wall was sued by Traffic Power for defamation and publication of trade secrets in 2005. According to Wired Magazine, Traffic Power had been “banned from Google for allegedly rigging search engine results.” Wall and other “white hat” search engine optimization consultants had exposed Traffic Power in what they claim was an effort to protect the public. The case addressed the murky legal question of who is liable for comments posted on blogs. The case was dismissed for lack of personal jurisdiction, and Traffic Power failed to appeal within the allowed time. In 2009, a controversial and landmark decision by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady refused to grant an order to protect the anonymity of Richard Horton. Employees who blog about elements of their place of employment can begin to affect the brand recognition of their employer. In general, attempts by employee bloggers to protect themselves by maintaining anonymity have proved ineffective. Delta Air Lines fired flight attendant Ellen Simonetti because she posted photographs of herself in uniform on an airplane and because of comments posted on her blog “Queen of Sky: Diary of a Flight Attendant” which the employer deemed inappropriate. This case highlighted the issue of personal blogging and freedom of expression versus employer rights and responsibilities, and so it received wide media attention. Simonetti took legal action against the airline for “wrongful termination, defamation of character and lost future wages”. The suit was postponed while Delta was in bankruptcy proceedings (court docket). In early 2006, Erik Ringmar, a tenured senior lecturer at the London School of Economics, was ordered by the convenor of his department to “take down and destroy” his blog in which he discussed the quality of education at the school. Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, was fined during the 2006 NBA playoffs for criticizing NBA officials on the court and in his blog. Mark Jen was terminated in 2005 after 10 days of employment as an Assistant Product Manager at Google for discussing corporate secrets on his personal blog, then called 99zeros and hosted on the Google-owned Blogger service. He blogged about unreleased products and company finances a week before the company’s earnings announcement. He was fired two days after he complied with his employer’s request to remove the sensitive material from his blog. In India, blogger Gaurav Sabnis resigned from IBM after his posts questioned the claims of a management school IIPM. Jessica Cutler, aka “The Washingtonienne”, blogged about her sex life while employed as a congressional assistant. After the blog was discovered and she was fired, she wrote a novel based on her experiences and blog: The Washingtonienne: A Novel. Cutler is presently being sued by one of her former lovers in a case that could establish the extent to which bloggers are obligated to protect the privacy of their real life associates. Catherine Sanderson, a.k.a. Petite Anglaise, lost her job in Paris at a British accountancy firm because of blogging. Although given in the blog in a fairly anonymous manner, some of the descriptions of the firm and some of its people were less than flattering. Sanderson later won a compensation claim case against the British firm, however. On the other hand, Penelope Trunk wrote an upbeat article in the Boston Globe back in 2006, entitled “Blogs ‘essential’ to a good career”. She was one of the first journalists to point out that a large portion of bloggers are professionals and that a well-written blog can help attract employers. In 2009, NDTV issued a legal notice to Indian blogger Kunte for a blog post criticizing their coverage of the Mumbai attacks. The blogger unconditionally withdrew his post, which resulted in several Indian bloggers criticizing NDTV for trying to silence critics. Blogging can sometimes have unforeseen consequences in politically sensitive areas. Blogs are much harder to control than broadcast or even print media. As a result, totalitarian and authoritarian regimes often seek to suppress blogs and/or to punish those who maintain them. In Singapore, two ethnic Chinese were imprisoned under the country’s anti-sedition law for posting anti-Muslim remarks in their blogs. Egyptian blogger Kareem Amer was charged with insulting the Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak and an Islamic institution through his blog. It is the first time in the history of Egypt that a blogger was prosecuted. After a brief trial session that took place in Alexandria, the blogger was found guilty and sentenced to prison terms of three years for insulting Islam and inciting sedition, and one year for insulting Mubarak. Egyptian blogger Abdel Monem Mahmoud was arrested in April 2007 for anti-government writings in his blog. Monem is a member of the banned Muslim Brotherhood. After expressing opinions in his personal blog about the state of the Sudanese armed forces, Jan Pronk, United Nations Special Representative for the Sudan, was given three days notice to leave Sudan. The Sudanese army had demanded his deportation. In Myanmar, Nay Phone Latt, a blogger, was sentenced to 20 years in jail for posting a cartoon critical of head of state Than Shwe. One consequence of blogging is the possibility of attacks or threats against the blogger, sometimes without apparent reason. Kathy Sierra, author of the innocuous blog “Creating Passionate Users”, was the target of such vicious threats and misogynistic insults that she canceled her keynote speech at a technology conference in San Diego, fearing for her safety. While a blogger’s anonymity is often tenuous, Internet trolls who would attack a blogger with threats or insults can be emboldened by anonymity. Sierra and supporters initiated an online discussion aimed at countering abusive online behavior and developed a blogger’s code of conduct. The Blogger’s Code of Conduct is a proposal by Tim O’Reilly for bloggers to enforce civility on their blogs by being civil themselves and moderating comments on their blog. The code was proposed due to threats made to blogger Kathy Sierra. The idea of the code was first reported by BBC News, who quoted O’Reilly saying, “I do think we need some code of conduct around what is acceptable behaviour, I would hope that it doesn’t come through any kind of regulation it would come through self-regulation.” O’Reilly and others came up with a list of seven proposed ideas. Take responsibility not just for your own words, but for the comments you allow on your blog. Label your tolerance level for abusive comments. Consider eliminating anonymous comments. Ignore the trolls. Take the conversation offline, and talk directly, or find an intermediary who can do so. If you know someone who is behaving badly, tell them so. Don’t say anything online that you wouldn’t say in person. An art blog is a common type of blog that comments on art. More recently, as with other types of blogs, some art blogs have taken on ‘web 2.0′ social networking features. Art blogs that adopt this sort of change can develop to become a source of information on art events (listings and maps), a way to share information and images, or virtual meeting ground. Art blogs entries cover different topics, from art critiques and commentary to insider art world gossip, auction results, art news, personal essays, portfolios, interviews, artists’ journals, art marketing advice and artist biographies. Some artists use art blogs as a form of new media art project. Art blogs may also serve as a forum to reach out to anybody interested in art — be it painting, sculpture, print making, creative photography, video art, conceptual art or new media. In this way, they may be visited not only for the practitioners of different forms of art, but also collectors, connoisseurs, and critics. In 2011, art critic Brian Sherwin interviewed art critic Mat Gleason of Coagula Art Journal for Faso.com’s FineArtViews blog. The interview between Sherwin and Gleason focused on contemporary art criticism and the role of art blog’s in present day art criticism among other issues. Gleason suggested to Sherwin that art blogs and the development of new media have become a “blow” to traditional print art magazines. Gleason and Sherwin also discussed how art bloggers form a “pack mentality” based on region and perceived significance. On April 28, 2009, Art Connect produced an in-depth interview by Peter Cowling for Art Connect and Jessica Palmer of Bioephemera. The interview, titled It is not Really Bloggers vs. Journalists, You Know, pointed to five trends that were shaping the communication and discussion of art on the internet, and that the real picture was much bigger than just the bloggers vs. journalists that had been discussed to date. These five points were: 1. Media convergence will continue to improve consumer choice, providing a better match between desire and availability. 2. Content producers are just that. Consumers care less about how and where they can get the content they want. What they do consistently care about is the quality of the content, and whether the content is produced to their timescales. 3. The content producer-to-content consumer relationship is changing. Requests for feedback and further debate have been partially overtaken by things like conversations, and further fragmentation will certainly occur. 4. Information technology and systems, provided as commodity (pay-as-you-go) services. Such services range from processing and storage, through to credit card processing and super-fast content delivery. 5. The economic downrun. On January 8, 2009, Regina Hackett, art critic of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, noted in her article Art Blogs Hit Wikipedia that commercially run, mainstream media supported, art blogs face issues of acceptance among the independent art blogging community. On January 7, 2009, The Village Voice art critic Martha Schwendener suggests that art blogs have helped shape a more laissez-faire climate for art writing. “Art blogs have created a new, largely unedited, admirably ‘unprofessional’—hence, democratic—venue for people to speak their minds, gossip, or theorize about art.” In September 2008, the Brooklyn Rail contributor James Kalm produced an article titled “Virtually Overwhelmed.” A practicing artist and video blogger himself, Kalm has this to say about art blogs, “The art blogosphere is a work in progress, and you’ve got to be vigilant of hidden agendas. As with anything online, take it with a grain of salt. Have fun, speak out, but don’t let it cut too much into your studio time; you might end up in a twelve step-program.” In the November 2007 issue of Art in America, Peter Plagens contributed “Report from the Blogosphere: The New Grass Roots.” Plagens convened a round table of veteran art bloggers, who conversed via email on a range of questions, aimed at getting a better understanding of the what art blogs were, how they were run, and their relationship with the mainstream media. In an October 2007 article for artnet Magazine, critic Charlie Finch suggested that art critiques and reviews by art bloggers are overrated and lengthy, and implied that the art blogging community was overly insular. The article includes several ad hominen arguments against specific art bloggers, and ventures the opinion that art blogs “have no readers”. In the January 2005 issue of Art in America, Raphael Rubinstein mentioned several blogs in the magazine’s “Front Page” section, where he penned a brief, annotated survey of 12 art blogs that he found “to be worth regular visits.”. Rubinstein opined that “art-related blogs” had not, at the time, become as consequential as blogs in other fields such as poetry or politics. In December 2008, the art blog The Dump, where the new-media artist Maurice Benayoun dumped hundreds of undone art projects, was the first to become a doctorate thesis in art and art science in and of itself: Artistic Intentions at Work, Hypothesis for Committing Art Université Pantheon Sorbonne (December 6, 2008) This PhD was directed by Prof. Anne-Marie Duguet. Jury : Prof. Hubertus von Amelunxen, Louis Bec, artist, Prof. Derrick de Kerckhove, and Prof. Jean da Silva. In May 2010, The Dump – Recycling of Thoughts, a contemporary art exhibition curated by Agnieszka Kulazińska at Laznia Art Center (Gdansk, Poland) presented 9 artists whose works were derived from The Dump blog project list. Other coverage of art blogs includes interviews of art bloggers, reviews of art blog site, and recommendations of favourite sites. Art Connect has produced around 90 reviews of art blogs, and undertakes interviews with art bloggers. The Courtauld Institute of Art, in London, maintains a list of recommended art blogs. Directories such as Yahoo! Directory and BlogCatalog maintain a list of user submitted art blogs.

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Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:51:02 +0000

Lomography is the commercial trademark of Lomographische AG, Austria for products and services catering to lo-fi photographers. The name is inspired by the former state-run optics manufacturer LOMO PLC of Saint Petersburg, Russia. LOMO PLC created and produced the 35mm LOMO LC-A Compact Automat camera — which became the centerpiece of Lomography’s marketing and sales activities. This camera was loosely based upon the Cosina CX-1 and introduced in the early 1980s. In 1991, the Austrian founders of Lomography discovered the Lomo LC-A. They were “charmed by the unique, colorful, and sometimes blurry” images that the camera produced. After a series of international art exhibitions and marketing, Lomography signed an exclusive distribution agreement with LOMO PLC — thereby becoming the sole distributor of all Lomo LC-A cameras outside of the Soviet Union. Since the introduction of the original Lomo LC-A, Lomography has produced and marketed various lines of branded analogue cameras. Most of these cameras are designed to produce a single photographic effect. In 2005, production of the original Lomo LC-A was discontinued. Its replacement, the LC-A+, was introduced in Fall 2006. The new camera, made in China rather than Russia, featured the original Russian lens manufactured by LOMO PLC. This changed as of mid-2007 with the lens now made in China as well. Similar to Eastman Kodak’s concept of the “Kodak moment”, the Lomography website endorses a motto of “Don’t Think, Just Shoot”. This motto is accompanied by the Ten Golden Rules of Lomography; guidelines encouraging spontaneity and minimal consideration of formal technique. The cameras marketed by Lomography are generally low-fidelity and inexpensively constructed. Some cameras make use of multiple lenses and colored flashes, or exhibit optical distortions and light leaks. Current models marketed by Lomographische AG include Lomo LC-A, Diana, Holga, Holga 35mm, Actionsampler, Frogeye, Pop-9, Oktomat, Fisheye, Fisheye2, Colorsplash, Colorsplash Flash, F-stop Bang, SuperSampler, Horizon 202, Seagull TLR, and Smena 8M. The company also resells dead stock Polaroid cameras and Russian dead stock. The Lomographic Society International owns galleries, stores and “showcases” dedicated to the growth, support and public exposure of the art. The society is based in Vienna, Austria, where most of its events are organised. An example of the society’s cultural events showcasing photographs from the community is the Lomokikuyu competition, which raises money for eye surgeries and vision care in Kenya, in partnership with Viennese vision aid organisation Light for the World. The project has since been updated and donations now also go to the International Committee of the Red Cross to help fight the famine in East Africa. The organisation also organises the Lomography World Congress, an international conference of practitioners held in varying host cities. The website also features a magazine, which provides a photo archive storage for their work. Articles monitor trends emerging in the community and offer tips on. Aficionados of the hobby can blog their own tutorials to share their discoveries, fostering enthusiasm with the Lomographic art. Besides fans who are community members, Lomo Amigos, or friends of Lomography, are often celebrities who enjoy working with Lomography cameras and are invited to contribute to the magazine. They include Elijah Wood, Neil Gaiman, and David Arquette. The site also celebrates the work of Lomographers with online exhibits and competitions. Digital painting is an emerging art form in which traditional painting techniques such as watercolor, oils, impasto, etc. are applied using digital tools by means of a computer, a digitizing tablet and stylus, and software. Traditional painting is painting with a physical medium as opposed to a more modern style like digital. Digital painting differs from other forms of digital art, particularly computer-generated art, in that it does not involve the computer rendering from a model. The artist uses painting techniques to create the digital painting directly on the computer. All digital painting programs try to mimic the use of physical media through various brushes and paint effects. Included in many programs are brushes that are digitally styled to represent the traditional style like oils, acrylics, pastels, charcoal, pen and even media such as airbrushing. There are also certain effects unique to each type of digital paint which portraying the realistic effects of say watercolor on a digital ‘watercolor’ painting. In most digital painting programs, the user can create their own brush style using a combination of texture and shape. This ability is very important in bridging the gap between traditional and digital painting. Digital painting thrives mostly in production art. It is most widely used in conceptual design for film, television and video games. Digital painting software such as Corel Painter, Adobe Photoshop, ArtRage, GIMP, Krita and openCanvas give artists a similar environment to a physical painter: a canvas, painting tools, mixing palettes, and a multitude of color options. There are various types of digital painting, including impressionism, realism, and watercolor. There are both benefits and drawbacks of digital painting. While digital painting allows the artist the ease of working in an organized, mess-free environment, some argue there will always be more control for an artist holding a physical brush in their hand. Some artists believe there is something missing from digital painting, such as the character that is unique to every physically made object. Many artist post blogs and comment on the various differences between digitally created work and traditionally created artwork. The main difference between digital and traditional painting is the non-linear process. That is, an artist can often arrange their painting in layers that can be edited independently. Also, the ability to undo and redo strokes frees the artist from a linear process. But digital painting is limited in how it employs the techniques and study of a traditional painter because of the surface differences and lack of physicality. The digital artist has at their disposal several tools not available to the traditional painter. Some of these include: a virtual palette consisting of millions of colors, almost any size canvas or media, and the ability to take back mistakes, as well as erasers, pencils, spray cans, brushes, combs, and a variety of 2D and 3D effect tools. A graphics tablet allows the artist to work with precise hand movements simulating a real pen and drawing surface. Even the traditional surface has changed for digital painting. Instead of a canvas or sketchbook, artists would use a mouse or tablet to display strokes that would appear with the touch of a pen to the tablet’s surface, or a click of pen. Tablets can be pressure sensitive, allowing the artist to vary the intensity of the chosen media on the screen. There are tablets with over two thousand different levels of pressure sensitivity. The earliest graphical manipulation program was called Sketchpad. Created in 1963 by Ivan Sutherland, a grad student at MIT, Sketchpad allowed the user to manipulate objects on a CRT (cathode ray tube). Sketchpad eventually led to the creation of the Rand Tablet for work on the GRAIL project in 1968, and the very first tablet was created. Other early tablets, or digitizers, like the ID (intelligent digitizer) and the BitPad were commercially successful and used in CAD (Computer Aided Design) programs. Modern day tablets are the tools of choice by digital painters. WACOM is the industry leader in tablets which can range in size from 4” x 6” all the way to 12” x 19” and are less than an inch thick. Other brands of graphic tablets are Aiptek, Monoprice, Hanvon, Genius, Adesso, Trust, Manhattan, Vistablet, DigiPro, etc. All these graphic tablets have the basic functions of a mouse, so they can be used as a mouse, not only in graphic editors but also as a replacement for a mouse, and they are compatible with practically all Windows and Macintosh software. The idea of using a tablet to communicate directions to a computer has been an idea since 1968 when the RAND (Research and Development) company out of Santa Monica, developed the RAND tablet that was used to program. Digitizers were popularized in the mid 1970s and early 1980s by the commercial success of the ID (Intelligent Digitizer) and BitPad manufactured by the Summagraphics Corp. These digitizers were used as the input device for many high-end CAD (Computer Aided Design) systems as well as bundled with PC’s and PC based CAD software like AutoCAD. The first commercial program that allowed users to design, draw, and manipulate object was the program MacPaint. This program’s first version was introduced on January 22, 1984 on the Apple Lisa. The ability to freehand draw and create graphics with this program made it the top program of its kind during 1984. The earlier versions of the program were called MacSketch and LisaSketch, and the last version of MacPaint was MacPaint 2.0 released in 1998. Much of MacPaint’s universal success was attributed to the release of the first Macintosh computer which was equipped with one other program called MacWrite. It was the first personal computer with a graphical user interface and lost much of the bulky size of its predecessor, the Lisa. The Macintosh was available at about $2500 and the combination of a smaller design made the computer a hit, exposing the average computer user to the graphical possibilities of the included MacPaint. Another early image manipulation program was Adobe Photoshop. It was first called Display and was created in 1987 by Thomas Knoll at the University of Michigan as monochrome picture display program. With help from his brother John, the program was turned into an image editing program called Imagepro, but later changed to Photoshop. The Knolls agreed on a deal with Adobe systems and Apple, and Photoshop 1.0 was released in 1991 for Macintosh. Adobe systems had previously release Adobe Illustrator 1.0 in 1986 on the Apple Macintosh. These two programs, Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator are currently two of the top programs used in the productions of digital paintings. Illustrator introduced the uses of Bezier curves which allowed the user to be incredibly detailed in their vector drawings. In 1988, Craig Hickman created a paint program called Kid Pix, which made it easier for children to use MacPaint. The program was originally created in black in white, and after several revisions was released in color in 1991. Kid Pix was one of the first commercial programs to integrate color and sound in a creative format. While the Kid Pix was intentionally created for children, it became a useful tool for introducing adults to the computer as well. In recent years there has been a growth in the websites which support painting digitally online. Internet resources for this include Sumo Paint and Queeky. The user is still drawing digitally with the use of software: often the software is on the server of the website which is being used. However with the emergence of html5, some programs now partly use the client’s web browser to handle some of the processing. The range of tools and brushes can be more limited than free standing software. Speed of response, quality of colour and the ability to save to a file or print are similar in either media. Digitally painted images allow the choice of viewing on screen, or simply printed on paper for display. Other benefits include. It has had a large impact on speed painting. Each stroke of the painting process can be captured for later replay and study. Tools and resources are easy to access on the internet, so that anyone can learn. It makes it easy to learn to paint and to progress to ‘real’ painting. Computer art is any art in which computers play a role in production or display of the artwork. Such art can be an image, sound, animation, video, CD-ROM, DVD-ROM, videogame, web site, algorithm, performance or gallery installation. Many traditional disciplines are now integrating digital technologies and, as a result, the lines between traditional works of art and new media works created using computers has been blurred. For instance, an artist may combine traditional painting with algorithm art and other digital techniques. As a result, defining computer art by its end product can thus be difficult. Computer art is by its nature evolutionary since changes in technology and software directly affect what is possible. Notable artists in this vein include James Faure Walker, Manfred Mohr, Ronald Davis, Joseph Nechvatal, Matthias Groebel, George Grie, Olga Kisseleva, John Lansdown, Perry Welman, and Jean-Pierre Hébert. By the mid-1960s, most individuals involved in the creation of computer art were in fact engineers and scientists because they had access to the only computing resources available at university scientific research labs. Many artists tentatively began to explore the emerging computing technology for use as a creative tool. In the summer of 1962, Dr. A. Michael Noll programmed a digital computer at Bell Telephone Laboratories in Murray Hill, New Jersey to generate visual patterns solely for artistic purposes . His later computer-generated patterns simulated paintings by Piet Mondrian and Bridget Riley and become classics. Noll also used the patterns to investigate aesthetic preferences in the mid 1960s. Computer art dates back to at least 1960, with the invention of the Henry Drawing Machine by Desmond Paul Henry. His work was shown at the Reid Gallery in London in 1962, after his machine-generated art won him the privilege of a one-man exhibition. In 1963 Joan Shogren of San Jose State University wrote a computer program based on artistic principles, resulting in an early public showing of computer art in San Jose, California on May 6, 1963. The first two exhibitions of computer art were held in 1965- Generative Computergrafik, February 1965, at the Technische Hochschule in Stuttgart, Germany, and Computer-Generated Pictures, April 1965, at the Howard Wise Gallery in New York. The Stuttgart exhibit featured work by Georg Nees; the New York exhibit featured work by Bela Julesz and A. Michael Noll. Note the names of these expositions, not mentioning the word ‘art’, because these ‘generated pictures’ were not yet seen as such. A third exhibition was put up in November 1965 at Galerie Wendelin Niedlich in Stuttgart, Germany, showing works by Frieder Nake and Georg Nees. In 1968, the Institute of Contemporary Arts (ICA) in London hosted one of the most influential early exhibitions of computer art- Cybernetic Serendipity. The exhibition included many of whom often regarded as the first true digital artists, Nam June Paik, Frieder Nake, Leslie Mezei, Georg Nees, A. Michael Noll, John Whitney, and Charles Csuri. One year later, the Computer Arts Society was founded, also in London. At the time of the opening of Cybernetic Serendipity, in August 1968, a symposium was held in Zagreb, Yugoslavia, under the title “Computers and visual research”. It took up the European artists movement of New Tendencies that had led to three exhibitions (in 1961, 63, and 65) in Zagreb of concrete, kinetic, and constructive art as well as op art and conceptual art. New Tendencies changed its name to “Tendencies” and continued with more symposia, exhibitions, a competition, and an international journal (bit international) until 1973. Katherine Nash and Richard Williams published Computer Program for Artists: ART 1 in 1970. Xerox Corporation’s Palo Alto Research Center (PARC) designed the first Graphical User Interface (GUI) in the 1970s. The first Macintosh computer is released in 1984, since then the GUI became popular. Many graphic designers quickly accepted its capacity as a creative tool. Formerly, technology restricted output and print results: early machines used pen-and-ink plotters to produce basic hard copy. In the 1970s, the dot matrix printer (which was much like a typewriter) was used to reproduce varied fonts and arbitrary graphics. The first animations were created by plotting all still frames sequentially on a stack of paper, with motion transfer to 16-mm film for projection. During the 1970s and 1980s, dot matrix printers were used to produce most visual output while microfilm plotters were used for most early animation. In 1976, the inkjet printer was invented with the increase in use of personal computers. The inkjet printer is now the cheapest and most versatile option for everyday digital color output. RasterImage Processing (RIP) is typically built into the printer or supplied as a software package for the computer; it is required to achieve the highest quality output. Basic inkjet devices do not feature RIP. Instead, they rely on graphic software to rasterize images. The laser printer, though more expensive than the inkjet, is another affordable output device available today. Adobe Systems, founded in 1982, developed the PostScript language and digital fonts, making drawing painting and image manipulation software popular. Adobe Illustrator, a vector drawing program based on the Bézier curve introduced in 1987 and Adobe Photoshop, written by brothers Thomas and John Knoll in 1990 were developed for use on MacIntosh computers and compiled for DOS/Windows platforms by 1993. Street art is art, specifically visual art, developed in public spaces — that is, “in the streets” — though the term usually refers to unsanctioned art, as opposed to government sponsored initiatives. The term can include traditional graffiti artwork, sculpture, stencil graffiti, sticker art, wheatpasting and street poster art, video projection, art intervention, guerrilla art, flash mobbing and street installations. Typically, the term street art or the more specific post-graffiti is used to distinguish contemporary public-space artwork from territorial graffiti, vandalism, and corporate art. Artists have challenged art by situating it in non-art contexts. ‘Street’ artists do not aspire to change the definition of an artwork, but rather to question the existing environment with its own language. They attempt to have their work communicate with everyday people about socially relevant themes in ways that are informed by esthetic values without being imprisoned by them. John Fekner defines street art as “all art on the street that’s not graffiti.” Whereas traditional graffiti artists have primarily used free-hand aerosol paints to produce their works, “street art” encompasses many other media and techniques, including: LED art, mosaic tiling, murals, stencil art, sticker art, street installations, wheatpasting, woodblocking, video projection, and yarn bombing. Traditional graffiti also has increasingly been adopted as a method for advertising; its trajectory has even in some cases led its artists to work on contract as graphic artists for corporations. Nevertheless, street art is a label often adopted by artists who wish to keep their work unaffiliated and strongly political. Street artists are those whose work is still largely done without official approval in public areas. For these reasons street art is sometimes considered “post-graffiti” and sometimes even “neo-graffiti.” Street art can be found around the world and street artists often travel to other countries foreign to them so they can spread their designs. The motivations and objectives that drive street artists are as varied as the artists themselves. There is a strong current of activism and subversion in urban art. Street art can be a powerful platform for reaching the public, and frequent themes include adbusting, subvertising and other culture jamming, the abolishment of private property and reclaiming the streets. Some street artists use “smart vandalism” as a way to raise awareness of social and political issues. Other street artists simply see urban space as an untapped format for personal artwork, while others may appreciate the challenges and risks that are associated with installing illicit artwork in public places. However the universal theme in most, if not all street art, is that adapting visual artwork into a format which utilizes public space, allows artists who may otherwise feel disenfranchised, to reach a much broader audience than traditional artwork and galleries normally allow. Street artists such as Above, Jef Aérosol, Banksy, Borf, Dillon Boy, Mat Benote, BLU, Cartrain, Ces53, Dan Witz, D*Face, Tod Hanson, Invader, Michael Kirby, Neck Face, Ellis Gallagher, Vhils, Os Gemeos, Swoon, Twist, 108 and Sten Lex, have earned international attention for their work and have shown their works in museums or galleries as well as on the street. It is also not uncommon for street artists to achieve commercial success (e.g., Ash, Shepard Fairey, Ron English, Faile, Mr. Brainwash and WK Interact), doing graphics for other companies or starting their own merchandising lines. Other pioneers of street art who have completely discontinued street art (e.g., Richard Hambleton and members of AVANT) have also successfully pursued their contemporary art careers in galleries and museums. In 1981, Washington Project for the Arts held an exhibition entitled Street Works, which included John Fekner, Fab Five Freddy and Lee Quinones working directly on the streets. Fekner, a pioneer in urban art, is included in Cedar Lewisohn’s book Street Art: The Graffiti Revolution, which accompanied the 2008 Street Art exhibition at the Tate Modern in England, of which Lewisohn was the curator. The 1990 book Soho Walls – Beyond Graffiti by David Robinson documents the paradigm shift in New York from the text-based precedents established by graffiti artists toward art in the streets such as the shadow figures by Richard Hambleton and the group of five young New York artists working collectively under the moniker AVANT. In 1993, 20 1-ton statues of a coated human-beast called my inner beast where eracted in different cities all over Europe, in order to provoke the average European into seeing their own inner beast. Later in the year Jens Galschiøt was first identified as the artist. While practically all large cities in the world, and some of the larger regional towns, host some form of urban art or graffiti, there are a few locations that are considered to harbour forerunners of particular mediums or foster a pioneering street art culture in general. Such locations often attract internationally known artists who travel to these locations to exhibit their works. The following is a partial list of the most notable locations. Bulgaria: Sofia – In the night between the 17th and the 18th of June 2011 the monument of the Soviet Army in Sofia was painted by anonymous street artists. The Soviet soldiers depicted in the monument for a few days turned into Superman, Ronald McDonald, Santa Claus and others. It was a controversial subject and there were many supporters of the monument staying painted and many against it. In the early morning of June 21, 2011 the monument was cleaned. Germany: Berlin has attracted attention to international urban artists since the reunification of the city, making it one of Europe’s street art strongholds. Bizarre post-communist locations, cheap rents and ramshackle buildings gave rise to a vibrant street art scene. Hotspots include Mitte, Prenzlauer Berg, Kreuzberg and Friedrichshain. Italy has been very active in street art since the end of the 90′s; some of the most famous street artists include BLU, 108, and Sten Lex. France: Paris is also a very active street art scene with artists such as Space Invader, Zevs, Mosko et Associés, Mesnager, Zoo Project. It started with the Lettrism and then with a Situationist slogan painted on a wall in Paris. The nouveau realist, including Jacques Villeglé, Yves Klein and Arman interact with public space but stay, like Pop Art in a classic studio/gallery relation. On 1962, The Rideau de Fer (Iron Curtain) By Christo and Jeanne-Claude is an example of early uncommissioned art. The Same year sees the first can spray work by pioneer Gérard Zlotykamien. After the “chienlit” (expression coined by General De Gaulle to qualify the May 1968 mini-revolution, Paris, like New-York has major city works but no Factory as important as Warhol’s. In the 1970s, the work of Daniel Buren appeared in the Paris subway. Blek le Rat and the Figuration Libre (including Claude Closky and Pierre Huyghe) became active in the 1980s. Norway: Stavanger is host to the annual Nuart Festival, one of Europe’s leading events dedicated to promoting street art. Poland: Łódź in September 2011, under the patronage of Mayor Hanna Zdanowska, a permanent city exhibition was financed called Urban Forms Gallery. The exhibition included work from some of Poland’s elite street artists as well as some more globally known artists. Since the 1990s street art has been prevalent in Poland, which is most likely related to the collapse of communism in 1989. Street art is largely, though not exclusively, inspired by the hip-hop music scene. It is mostly accepted by the public, with the authorities occasionally giving licence to artists to decorate public spots. Despite this, public property is still illegally targeted in some cases. Warsaw and Gdansk are among some of the other Polish cities with a vibrant street art culture. Spain: Major Spanish coastal cities such as Barcelona, Valencia and Zaragoza have a vibrant street art scene. UK: Bristol is part of a vibrant street art scene, due in part to the success of Banksy. London has become one of the most pro-graffiti cities in the world. Although officially condemned and heavily enforced, street art has a huge following and in many ways is embraced by the public. Atlanta: small but growing street art scene in the Krog Street Tunnel and the 22-mile BeltLine path which circles the inner city along industrial and residential spaces. Host of the Living Walls street art conference. However, in May 2011 Atlanta established a Graffiti Task Force. In October 2011 the police arrested 7 persons that they designated as vandals and some regard as artists. However, city officials assert that they have no intention of stifling the street art scene. The city selected 29 murals which would not be painted over including those commissioned as part of the BeltLine and works created during the Living Walls conferences. But the list did not include the most famous street art space in the city, the Krog Street Tunnel. Many street artists and members of the arts community interviewed by Creative Loafing believe the city’s efforts are misdirected or futile. Los Angeles: influential art and intriguing graffiti pieces throughout the city. Key locations include Sunset Boulevard, La Brea, Beverly Boulevard, La Cienega, Melrose Avenue, and Hollywood to name a few. On May 13, 2011, LAB ART Los Angeles opened the world’s largest art gallery dedicated to street art on La Brea. Spanning 6,500 square feet (600 m2) of space, features over 300 works of art and installation from over 30 street artists including Alec Monopoly, Thank You X and Smear. Miami’s Wynwood is home to Wynwood Walls, an outdoor mural permanent exhibit featuring some of the world’s most renowned street artists. Additionally there are hundreds of other street art and graffiti murals around the district curated yearly by Primary Flight, making it one of the biggest street art districts in in the world. Sarasota’s ‘Going Vertical’ launched in 2011 with artists participating from all over the world in Historic Burns Square. The event is curated and managed by the Sarasota Chalk Festival which also brought cellograff from France to the United States. In the early 1980s New York City hosted the first art galleries that showed street artists to the public. These were Fashion Moda in Bronx and Now Gallery in East Village, Manhattan. San Francisco’s Mission District is renowned for its densely-packed street art along Mission Street, and all along both Clarion Alley and Balmy Alley. Argentina: Buenos Aires has an active street art seen throughout the city. A fundamental difference with the scene in Buenos Aires is the implicit co-operation of the police, who rarely bother street artists. Some companies offer tours to explore the street art in the city and learn more about the artists and their work. Ever is a Buenos Aires artist whose work has gained an international recognition, including at the Living Walls conference. Brazil: São Paulo has an internationally recognized street art scene in addition to pichação, rune-like black graffiti which many creators say expresses feelings of class conflict. Melbourne is home to one of the world’s most active and diverse street art cultures and is home to pioneers in the stencil medium. Street artists such as Blek le Rat and Banksy often exhibited works on Melbourne’s streets in the 2000s. Works are supported and preserved by local councils. Key locations within the city include Brunswick, Carlton, Fitzroy, Northcote, and the city centre including the famous Hosier Lane.

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Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:47:54 +0000

Twitter is an online social networking service and microblogging service that enables its users to send and read text-based posts of up to 140 characters, known as “tweets”. It was created in March 2006 by Jack Dorsey and launched that July. The service rapidly gained worldwide popularity, with over 300 million users as of 2011, generating over 300 million tweets and handling over 1.6 billion search queries per day. It has been described as “the SMS of the Internet.” Twitter Inc. is based in San Francisco, with additional servers and offices in New York City. Twitter’s origins lie in a “daylong brainstorming session” held by board members of the podcasting company Odeo. Dorsey introduced the idea of an individual using an SMS service to communicate with a small group. The original project code name for the service was twttr, an idea that Williams later ascribed to Noah Glass, inspired by Flickr and the five-character length of American SMS short codes. The developers initially considered “10958″ as a short code, but later changed it to “40404″ for “ease of use and memorability.” Work on the project started on March 21, 2006, when Dorsey published the first Twitter message at 9:50 PM Pacific Standard Time (PST): “just setting up my twttr”. “…we came across the word ‘twitter’, and it was just perfect. The definition was ‘a short burst of inconsequential information,’ and ‘chirps from birds’. And that’s exactly what the product was.” – Jack Dorsey The first Twitter prototype was used as an internal service for Odeo employees and the full version was introduced publicly on July 15, 2006. In October 2006, Biz Stone, Evan Williams, Dorsey, and other members of Odeo formed Obvious Corporation and acquired Odeo and all of its assets – including Odeo.com and Twitter.com – from the investors and shareholders. Williams fired Glass who was silent about his part in Twitter’s startup until 2011. Twitter spun off into its own company in April 2007. The tipping point for Twitter’s popularity was the 2007 South by Southwest (SXSW) festival. During the event, Twitter usage increased from 20,000 tweets per day to 60,000. “The Twitter people cleverly placed two 60-inch plasma screens in the conference hallways, exclusively streaming Twitter messages,” remarked Newsweek’s Steven Levy. “Hundreds of conference-goers kept tabs on each other via constant twitters. Panelists and speakers mentioned the service, and the bloggers in attendance touted it.” Reaction at the festival was highly positive. Blogger Scott Beale said that Twitter “absolutely ruled” SXSW. Social software researcher Danah Boyd said Twitter “owned” the festival. Twitter staff received the festival’s Web Award prize with the remark “we’d like to thank you in 140 characters or less. And we just did!”
Previous Twitter logo, used until September 14, 2010. The first unassisted off-Earth Twitter message was posted from the International Space Station by NASA astronaut T. J. Creamer on January 22, 2010. By late November 2010, an average of a dozen updates per day were posted on the astronauts’ communal account, @NASA_Astronauts. NASA has also hosted over 25 “tweetups”, events that provide guests with VIP access to NASA facilities and speakers with the goal of leveraging participants’ social networks to further the outreach goals of NASA. In August 2010, the company appointed Adam Bain as President of Revenue from News Corp.’s Fox Audience Network. On September 14, 2010, Twitter launched a redesigned site including a new logo. As chief executive officer, Dorsey saw the startup through two rounds of capital funding by the venture capitalists who backed the company. On October 16, 2008, Williams took over the role of CEO, and Dorsey became chairman of the board. On October 4, 2010, Williams announced that he was stepping down as CEO. Dick Costolo, formerly Twitter’s chief operating officer, became CEO. According to a Twitter blog, dated October 4, 2010, Williams was to stay with the company and “be completely focused on product strategy.” According to The New York Times, “Mr. Dorsey and Mr. Costolo forged a close relationship” when Williams was away. According to PC Magazine, Williams was “no longer involved in the day-to-day goings on at the company”. He is focused on developing a new startup, but he became a member of Twitter’s board of directors, and promised to “help in any way I can”. Stone is still with Twitter but is working with AOL as an “advisor on volunteer efforts and philanthropy”. Dorsey rejoined Twitter in March 2011, as executive chairman focusing on product development. His time is split with Square (where he is CEO), whose offices are within walking distance of Twitter’s in San Francisco. In September 2011, Board Members and investors Fred Wilson and Bijan Sabet resigned from Twitter’s Board of Directors. The company experienced rapid growth. It had 400,000 tweets posted per quarter in 2007. This grew to 100 million tweets posted per quarter in 2008. In February 2010, Twitter users were sending 50 million tweets per day. By March 2010, the company recorded over 70,000 registered applications. As of June 2010, about 65 million tweets were posted each day, equaling about 750 tweets sent each second, according to Twitter. As of March 2011, that was about 140 million tweets posted daily. As noted on Compete.com, Twitter moved up to the third-highest-ranking social networking site in January 2009 from its previous rank of twenty-second. Twitter’s usage spikes during prominent events. For example, a record was set during the 2010 FIFA World Cup when fans wrote 2,940 tweets per second in the thirty-second period after Japan scored against Cameroon on June 14, 2010. The record was broken again when 3,085 tweets per second were posted after the Los Angeles Lakers’ victory in the 2010 NBA Finals on June 17, 2010, and then again at the close of Japan’s victory over Denmark in the World Cup when users published 3,283 tweets per second. The current record was set during the 2011 FIFA Women’s World Cup Final between Japan and the United States, when 7,196 tweets per second were published. When American singer Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, Twitter servers crashed after users were updating their status to include the words “Michael Jackson” at a rate of 100,000 tweets per hour. Twitter acquired application developer Atebits on April 11, 2010. Atebits had developed the Apple Design Award-winning Twitter client Tweetie for the Mac and iPhone. The application, now called “Twitter” and distributed free of charge, is the official Twitter client for the iPhone, iPad and Mac. From September through October 2010, the company began rolling out “New Twitter”, an entirely revamped edition of twitter.com. Changes included the ability to see pictures and videos without leaving Twitter itself by clicking on individual tweets which contain links to images and clips from a variety of supported websites including YouTube, Flickr, as well as a complete overhaul of the interface, which shifted links such as ‘@mentions’ and ‘Retweets’ above the Twitter stream, while ‘Messages’ and ‘Log Out’ became accessible via a black bar at the very top of twitter.com. As of November 1, 2010, the company confirmed that the “New Twitter experience” had been rolled out to all users. On April 5, 2011, Twitter tested a new homepage, as well as phased out the “Old Twitter.” However, a glitch came about after the page was launched, so the previous “retro” homepage was still in use until the issues were resolved; the new homepage was reintroduced on April 20. On December 8, 2011, Twitter overhauled its website once more to feature the “Fly” design, which the service says is easier for new users to follow and promotes advertising. In addition to the Home button, the Connect and Discover buttons were introduced along with a redesigned profile and timeline of Tweets. The site’s layout has been compared to that of Facebook. Tweets are publicly visible by default; however, senders can restrict message delivery to just their followers. Users can tweet via the Twitter website, compatible external applications (such as for smartphones), or by Short Message Service (SMS) available in certain countries. While the service is free, accessing it through SMS may incur phone service provider fees. Users may subscribe to other users’ tweets – this is known as following and subscribers are known as followers or tweeps (Twitter + peeps). The users can also check the people who are un-subscribing them on Twitter better known as unfollowing via various services. Twitter allows users the ability to update their profile by using their mobile phone either by text messaging or by apps released for certain smartphones / tablets. Twitter has been compared to a web-based Internet Relay Chat (IRC) client. In a 2009 Time essay, technology author Steven Johnson described the basic mechanics of Twitter as “remarkably simple”. As a social network, Twitter revolves around the principle of followers. When you choose to follow another Twitter user, that user’s tweets appear in reverse chronological order on your main Twitter page. If you follow 20 people, you’ll see a mix of tweets scrolling down the page: breakfast-cereal updates, interesting new links, music recommendations, even musings on the future of education. In June 2008, Twitter launched a verification program, allowing celebrities to get their accounts verified. Originally intended to help users verify which celebrity accounts were created by the celebrities themselves (and therefore are not fake), they have since been used to verify accounts of businesses and accounts for public figures who may not actually tweet but still wish to maintain control over the account that bears their name – for example, the Dalai Lama. Verified accounts can be identified by a white check in a blue background, known as a verification badge, next to the user’s full name, on the profile itself or next to the name in search results. Users can group posts together by topic or type by use of hashtags – words or phrases prefixed with a “#” sign. Similarly, the “@” sign followed by a username is used for mentioning or replying to other users. To repost a message from another Twitter user, and share it with one’s own followers, the retweet function is symbolized by “RT” in the message. In late 2009, the “Twitter Lists” feature was added, making it possible for users to follow (as well as mention and reply to) ad-hoc lists of authors instead of individual authors. Through SMS, users can communicate with Twitter through five gateway numbers: short codes for the United States, Canada, India, New Zealand, and an Isle of Man-based number for international use. There is also a short code in the United Kingdom which is only accessible to those on the Vodafone, O2 and Orange networks. In India, since Twitter only supports tweets from Bharti Airtel, an alternative platform called smsTweet was set up by a user to work on all networks. A similar platform called GladlyCast exists for mobile phone users in Singapore, Malaysia and the Philippines. The messages were initially set to 140-character limit for compatibility with SMS messaging, introducing the shorthand notation and slang commonly used in SMS messages. The 140-character limit has also increased the usage of URL shortening services such as bit.ly, goo.gl, and tr.im, and content-hosting services, such as Twitpic, memozu.com and NotePub to accommodate multimedia content and text longer than 140 characters. Twitter uses its own t.co domain for automatic shortening of all URLs posted on its website. San Antonio-based market-research firm Pear Analytics analyzed 2,000 tweets (originating from the US and in English) over a two-week period in August 2009 from 11:00 AM to 5:00 PM (CST) and separated them into six categories. Pointless babble – 40%. Conversational – 38%. Pass-along value – 9%. Self-promotion – 6%. Spam – 4%. News – 4%. Social networking researcher Danah Boyd responded to the Pear Analytics survey by arguing that what the Pear researchers labelled “pointless babble” is better characterized as “social grooming” and/or “peripheral awareness” (which she explains as persons “wanting to know what the people around them are thinking and doing and feeling, even when co-presence isn’t viable”). Twitter is ranked as one of the ten-most-visited websites worldwide by Alexa’s web traffic analysis. Daily user estimates vary as the company does not publish statistics on active accounts. A February 2009 Compete.com blog entry ranked Twitter as the third most used social network based on their count of 6 million unique monthly visitors and 55 million monthly visits. In March 2009, a Nielsen.com blog ranked Twitter as the fastest-growing website in the Member Communities category for February 2009. Twitter had annual growth of 1,382 percent, increasing from 475,000 unique visitors in February 2008 to 7 million in February 2009. It was followed by Zimbio with a 240 percent increase, and Facebook with a 228 percent increase. Twitter has a user retention rate of forty percent. There are numerous tools for adding content, monitoring content and conversations including Twitvid (video sharing), TweetDeck, Salesforce.com, HootSuite, and Twitterfeed. Less than half of tweets are posted using the web user interface with most users using third-party applications (based on analysis of 500 million tweets by Sysomos). A word, phrase or topic that is tagged at a greater rate than other tags is said to be a trending topic. Trending topics become popular either through a concerted effort by users or because of an event that prompts people to talk about one specific topic. These topics help Twitter and their users to understand what is happening in the world. Trending topics are sometimes the result of concerted efforts by fans of certain celebrities or cultural phenomena, particularly Lady Gaga (known as Monsters), Justin Bieber (Beliebers), One Direction (Directioners), and the Twilight and Harry Potter novels. Twitter have altered the trend algorithm in the past to prevent manipulation of this type. Twitter’s 30 March 2010 blog post announced that the hottest Twitter trending topics will scroll across the Twitter homepage. Users will also be able to find out why a specific topic got to be a trending topic. There have been controversy surrounding the Twitter trending topics: Twitter censored hashtags that their users found offensive. Twitter censored the #Thatsafrican and the #thingsdarkiessay hashtags after users complained that they found the hashtags offensive. As of August 31, 2010, third-party Twitter applications are required to use OAuth, an authentication method that does not require users to enter their password into the authenticating application. Previously, the OAuth authentication method was optional, it is now compulsory and the user-name/password authentication method has been made redundant and is no longer functional. Twitter stated that the move to OAuth will mean “increased security and a better experience.” Twitter is mainly used by older adults who might not have used other social sites before Twitter, said Jeremiah Owyang, an industry analyst studying social media. “Adults are just catching up to what teens have been doing for years,” he said. According to comScore only eleven percent of Twitter’s users are aged twelve to seventeen. comScore attributes this to Twitter’s “early adopter period” when the social network first gained popularity in business settings and news outlets attracting primarily older users. However, comScore as of late, has stated that Twitter has begun to “filter more into the mainstream”, and “along with it came a culture of celebrity as Shaq, Britney Spears and Ashton Kutcher joined the ranks of the Twitterati.” According to a study by Sysomos in June 2009, women make up a slightly larger Twitter demographic than men — fifty-three percent over forty-seven percent. It also stated that five percent of users accounted for seventy-five percent of all activity, and that New York has the most Twitter users. According to Quancast, twenty-seven million people in the US used Twitter as of September 3, 2009. Sixty-three percent of Twitter users are less than thirty-five years old; sixty percent of Twitter users are Caucasian, but a higher than average (compared to other Internet properties) are African American (sixteen percent) and Hispanic (eleven percent); fifty-eight percent of Twitter users have a total household income of at least $60,000. On September 7, 2011, Twitter announced that it has 100 million active users logging in at least once a month and 50 million active users every day. In an article published on January 6th, 2012, Twitter was confirmed to be the biggest social media network in Japan, with Facebook following closely in second. comScore confirmed this, stating that Japan is the only country in the world where Twitter leads Facebook. Twitter raised over US$57 million from venture capitalist growth funding, although exact numbers are not publicly disclosed. Twitter’s first A round of funding was for an undisclosed amount that is rumored to have been between $1 million and $5 million. Its second B round of funding in 2008 was for $22 million and its third C round of funding in 2009 was for $35 million from Institutional Venture Partners and Benchmark Capital along with an undisclosed amount from other investors including Union Square Ventures, Spark Capital and Insight Venture Partners. Twitter is backed by Union Square Ventures, Digital Garage, Spark Capital, and Bezos Expeditions. In May 2008, The Industry Standard remarked that Twitter’s long-term viability is limited by a lack of revenue. Twitter board member Todd Chaffee forecast that the company could profit from e-commerce, noting that users may want to buy items directly from Twitter since it already provides product recommendations and promotions. The company raised $200 million in new venture capital in December 2010, at a valuation of approximately $3.7 billion. In March 2011, 35,000 Twitter shares sold for $34.50 each on Sharespost, an implied valuation of $7.8 billion. In August, 2010 Twitter announced a “significant” investment lead by Digital Sky Technology that, at $800 million, was reported to be the largest venture round in history. Twitter has been identified as a possible candidate for an initial public offering by 2013. In December 2011, the Saudi prince Alwaleed bin Talal invested $300 million in Twitter. The company was valued at $8.4 billion at the time. In July 2009, some of Twitter’s revenue and user growth documents were published on TechCrunch after being illegally obtained by Hacker Croll. The documents projected 2009 revenues of $400,000 in the third quarter and $4 million in the fourth quarter along with 25 million users by the end of the year. The projections for the end of 2013 were $1.54 billion in revenue, $111 million in net earnings, and 1 billion users. No information about how Twitter planned to achieve those numbers was published. In response, Twitter co-founder Biz Stone published a blog post suggesting the possibility of legal action against the hacker. On April 13, 2010, Twitter announced plans to offer paid advertising for companies that would be able to purchase “promoted tweets” to appear in selective search results on the Twitter website, similar to Google Adwords’ advertising model. As of April 13, Twitter announced it had already signed up a number of companies wishing to advertise including Sony Pictures, Red Bull, Best Buy, and Starbucks. The company generated $45 million in annual revenue in 2010, after beginning sales midway through that year. The company operated at a loss through most of 2010. Revenues were forecast for $100 million to $110 million in 2011. Users’ photos can generate royalty-free revenue for Twitter, with an agreement with WENN being announced in May 2011. In June 2011, Twitter announced it would offer small businesses a self serve advertising system. The Twitter Web interface uses the Ruby on Rails framework, deployed on a performance enhanced Ruby Enterprise Edition implementation of Ruby. As of April 6, 2011, Twitter engineers confirmed they had switched away from their Ruby on Rails search-stack, to a Java server they call Blender. From the spring of 2007 until 2008 the messages were handled by a Ruby persistent queue server called Starling, but since 2009 implementation has been gradually replaced with software written in Scala. The service’s application programming interface (API) allows other web services and applications to integrate with Twitter. On April 30, 2009, Twitter adjusted its web interface, adding a search bar and a sidebar of “trending topics” — the most common phrases appearing in messages. Biz Stone explains that all messages are instantly indexed and that “with this newly launched feature, Twitter has become something unexpectedly important — a discovery engine for finding out what is happening right now.” When Twitter experiences an outage, users see the “fail whale” error message image created by Yiying Lu, illustrating eight orange birds using a net to hoist a whale from the ocean captioned “Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again.” Twitter had approximately ninety-eight percent uptime in 2007 (or about six full days of downtime). The downtime was particularly noticeable during events popular with the technology industry such as the 2008 Macworld Conference & Expo keynote address. May 2008 – Twitter’s new engineering team made architectural changes to deal with the scale of growth. Stability issues resulted in down time or temporary feature removal. August 2008 – Twitter withdrew free SMS services from users in the United Kingdom and for approximately five months instant messaging support via a XMPP bot was listed as being “temporarily unavailable”. October 10, 2008 – Twitter’s status blog announced that instant messaging (IM) service was no longer a temporary outage and needed to be revamped. It was announced that Twitter aims to return its IM service pending necessary major work. June 12, 2009 – In what was called a potential “Twitpocalypse”, the unique numerical identifier associated with each tweet exceeded the limit of 32-bit signed integers (2,147,483,647 total messages). While Twitter itself was not affected, some third-party clients could no longer access recent tweets. Patches were quickly released, though some iPhone applications had to wait for approval from the App Store. June 25, 2009 – Twitter crashed at least once and ran very slowly for some time after It recorded over 50,000 tweets about Michael Jackson’s death in just one hour. Michael Jackson was ranked on seven of the top ten trending topics. September 22, 2009 – The identifier exceeded the limit for 32-bit unsigned integers (4,294,967,296 total messages) again breaking some third-party clients. August 6, 2009 – Twitter and Facebook suffered from a denial-of-service attack, causing the Twitter website to go offline for several hours. It was later confirmed that the attacks were directed at one pro-Georgian user around the anniversary of the 2008 South Ossetia War, rather than the sites themselves. December 17, 2009 – A hacking attack replaced the website’s welcoming screen with an image of a green flag and the caption “This site has been hacked by Iranian Cyber Army” for nearly an hour. No connection between the hackers and Iran has been established. June–July 2010 – Twitter has a very high service rejection rate (10%-20%) during 2010 FIFA World Cup period, also, the response latency increased a lot. November 2010 – A number of accounts encountered a fault that resulted in them seeing the “fail whale” when they tried to login to their accounts. The accounts themselves were not locked out as account holders could still see their “mentions” page, and post from there, but the timeline and a number of other features were unavailable during this outage. Twitter messages are public but users can also send private messages. Twitter collects personally identifiable information about its users and shares it with third parties. The service reserves the right to sell this information as an asset if the company changes hands. While Twitter displays no advertising, advertisers can target users based on their history of tweets and may quote tweets in ads directed specifically to the user. A security vulnerability was reported on April 7, 2007, by Nitesh Dhanjani and Rujith. Since Twitter used the phone number of the sender of an SMS message as authentication, malicious users could update someone else’s status page by using SMS spoofing. The vulnerability could be used if the spoofer knew the phone number registered to their victim’s account. Within a few weeks of this discovery Twitter introduced an optional personal identification number (PIN) that its users could use to authenticate their SMS-originating messages. On January 5, 2009, 33 high-profile Twitter accounts were compromised after a Twitter administrator’s password was guessed by a dictionary attack. Falsified tweets — including sexually explicit drug-related messages — were sent from these accounts. Twitter launched the beta version of their “Verified Accounts” service on June 11, 2009, allowing famous or notable people to announce their Twitter account name. The home pages of these accounts display a badge indicating their status. In May 2010, a bug was discovered by İnci Sözlük users that allowed Twitter users to force others to follow them without the other users’ consent or knowledge. For example, comedian Conan O’Brien’s account, which had been set to follow only one person, was changed to receive nearly 200 malicious subscriptions. In response to Twitter’s security breaches, the Federal Trade Commission brought charges against the service which were settled on June 24, 2010. This was the first time the FTC had taken action against a social network for security lapses. The settlement requires Twitter to take a number of steps to secure users’ private information, including maintenance of a “comprehensive information security program” to be independently audited biannually. On December 14, 2010, the United States Department of Justice issued a subpoena directing Twitter to provide information for accounts registered to or associated with WikiLeaks. Twitter decided to notify its users and said in a statement, “…it’s our policy to notify users about law enforcement and governmental requests for their information, unless we are prevented by law from doing so”. A “MouseOver” exploit occurred on September 21, 2010, when an XSS Worm became active on Twitter. When an account user held the mouse cursor over blacked out parts of a tweet, the worm within the script would automatically open links and re-post itself on the reader’s account. The exploit was then re-used to post pop-up ads and links to pornographic sites. The origin is unclear but Pearce H. Delphin (known on Twitter as @zzap) and a Scandinavian developer, Magnus Holm, both claim to have modified the exploit of a user, possibly Masato Kinugawa, who was using it to create coloured Tweets. Kinugawa, a Japanese developer, reported the XSS vulnerability to Twitter on August 14. Later, when he found it was exploitable again, he created the account ‘RainbowTwtr’ and used it to post coloured messages. Delphin says he exposed the security flaw by tweeting a JavaScript function for “onMouseOver”, and Holm later created and posted the XSS Worm that automatically re-tweeted itself. Security firm Sophos reported the virus was spread by people doing it for “fun and games”, but noted it could be exploited by cybercriminals. Twitter issued a statement on their status blog at 13:50 UTC that “The exploit is fully patched”. Twitter representative Carolyn Penner said no charges would be pressed. In May 2011, a claimant known as “CTB” (subsequently identified as Ryan Giggs) in the case of CTB v Twitter Inc., Persons Unknown took legal action at the High Court of Justice in London against Twitter., requesting that Twitter release details of account holders. This followed gossip posted on Twitter about Giggs’ private life, causing conflict relating to privacy injunctions. Tony Wang, the head of Twitter in Europe, said that people who do “bad things” on the site would need to defend themselves under the laws of their own jurisdiction in the event of controversy, and that the site would hand over information about users to the authorities when it was legally required to do so. He also suggested that Twitter would accede to a UK court order to divulge names of users responsible for “illegal activity” on the site. On May 29, 2011, it was reported that South Tyneside council in England had successfully taken legal action against Twitter in a court in California, which forced Twitter to reveal the details of five user accounts. The council was trying to discover the identity of a blogger called “Mr Monkey” who allegedly posted libellous statements about three local councillors. On January 23, 2012, it was reported that Twitter will be acquiring Dasient, a startup that offers malware protection for businesses. Twitter hopes that Dasient will help remove hateful advertisers on the website. On January 26, 2012, Twitter began offering a feature which would allow tweets to be removed selectively by country. Twitter cited France and Germany as examples, where pro-Nazi content is illegal. Previously, deleted tweets were removed in all countries. On February 20, 2012, a third-party public-key encryption app (written in Python and partially funded by a grant from the Shuttleworth Foundation) for direct messaging in Twitter, CrypTweet, was released. Twitter released several open source projects developed while overcoming technical challenges of their service. Notable projects are the Gizzard Scala framework for creating distributed datastores and the distributed graph database FlockDB. t.co is a URL shortening service created by Twitter. It is only available for links posted to Twitter and not available for general use. All links posted to Twitter use a t.co wrapper. Twitter hopes that the service will be able to protect users from malicious sites, and will use it to track clicks on links within tweets. Having previously used the services of third parties TinyURL and bit.ly, Twitter began experimenting with its own URL shortening service for direct messages in March 2010 using the twt.tl domain, before it purchased the t.co domain. The service was tested on the main site using the accounts @TwitterAPI, @rsarver and @raffi. On September 2, 2010, an email from Twitter to users said they would be expanding the roll-out of the service to users. On June 7, 2011, Twitter announced that it was rolling out the feature. On June 1, 2011, Twitter announced its own integrated photo-sharing service that enables users to upload a photo and attach it to a Tweet right from Twitter.com. Users now also have the ability to add pictures to Twitter’s search by adding hashtags to the tweet. Twitter also plans to provide photo galleries designed to gather and syndicate all photos that a user has uploaded on Twitter and third-party services such as TwitPic. Twitter has been used for a variety of purposes in many different industries and scenarios. For example, it has been used to organize protests, sometimes referred to as “Twitter Revolutions” and which include the 2011 Egyptian revolution, 2010–2011 Tunisian protests, 2009–2010 Iranian election protests, and 2009 Moldova civil unrest. The governments of Iran and Egypt blocked the service in retaliation. The service is also used as a form of civil disobedience: in 2010, users expressed outrage over the Twitter Joke Trial by making obvious jokes about terrorism; and in the British privacy injunction debate in the same country a year later, where several celebrities that had taken out anonymised injunctions, most notably the Manchester United player Ryan Giggs, were identified by thousands of users in protest to traditional journalism being censored. Twitter is also increasingly used for making TV more interactive and social. This effect is sometimes referred to as the “virtual watercooler” or social television. Twitter has been used successfully to encourage people to watch live TV events, such as the Oscars, the Super Bowl and the MTV Video Music Awards; this strategy has however proven less effective with regularly scheduled TV shows. Such direct cross-promotions have been banned from French television due to regulations against secret advertising. In May 2008, The Wall Street Journal wrote that social networking services such as Twitter “elicit mixed feelings in the technology-savvy people who have been their early adopters. Fans say they are a good way to keep in touch with busy friends. But some users are starting to feel ‘too’ connected, as they grapple with check-in messages at odd hours, higher cellphone bills and the need to tell acquaintances to stop announcing what they’re having for dinner.” Tech writer Bruce Sterling opined in 2007 that using Twitter for “literate communication” is “about as likely as firing up a CB radio and hearing some guy recite the Iliad”. In September 2008, the journalist Clive Thompson mused in a The New York Times Magazine editorial that the service had expanded narcissism into “a new, supermetabolic extreme—the ultimate expression of a generation of celebrity-addled youths who believe their every utterance is fascinating and ought to be shared with the world.” Conversely, Vancouver Sun columnist Steve Dotto opined that part of Twitter’s appeal is the challenge of trying to publish such messages in tight constraints, and Jonathan Zittrain, professor of Internet law at Harvard Law School, said that “the qualities that make Twitter seem inane and half-baked are what makes it so powerful”. In 2009, Nielsen Online reported that Twitter has a user retention rate of forty percent. Many people stop using the service after a month, therefore the site may potentially reach only about ten percent of all Internet users. In 2009, Twitter won the “Breakout of the Year” Webby Award. During a February 2009 discussion on National Public Radio’s Weekend Edition, the journalist Daniel Schorr stated that Twitter accounts of events lacked rigorous fact-checking and other editorial improvements. In response, Andy Carvin gave Schorr two examples of breaking news stories that played out on Twitter and said users wanted first-hand accounts and sometimes debunked stories. Time magazine acknowledged growing level of influence in its 2010 Time 100; to determine the influence of people, it used a formula based on famous social networking sites, Twitter and Facebook. The list ranges from Barack Obama and Oprah Winfrey to Lady Gaga and Ashton Kutcher. After claims in the media that the hashtags #wikileaks and #occupywallstreet were being censored because they did not show up on the site’s list of trending topics, Twitter responded by stating that it does not censor hashtags unless they contain obscenities. In 2006, when Twitter launched under the name “Twttr”, Michael Arrington of TechCrunch commented that although he liked the service, he also noted that he felt uncomfortable with the fact that every user’s Twitter page is available to the public. Twitter emphasized its news and information-network strategy in November 2009 by changing the question asked to users for status updates from “What are you doing?” to “What’s happening?” Entertainment Weekly put it on its end-of-the-decade, “best-of” list, saying, “Limiting yourself to 140 characters—the maximum for messages on this diabolically addictive social-networking tool—is easy.” On November 22, 2010, Biz Stone, a cofounder of the company, expressed for the first time the idea of a Twitter news network, a concept of wire-like news service he has been working on for years. As of February 19, 2012, Tumblr had over 45.1 million blogs and more than 17 billion total posts. As of September 2011, the website receives more than 13 billion views per month. As of July 2010, the site receives 25,000 new users each day and as of September 2011, 40 million posts are created on the site each day. An analysis by AddThis of shares through their service in 2011 noted that Tumblr sharing had increased by 1299.5%. The service is most popular with the teen and college-aged user segments; fifty percent of Tumblr’s visitor base is under the age of 25. As of 2009, Tumblr had an 85% retention rate, compared with 40% for Twitter. Tumblr’s original funding came from Karp’s earnings as a software consultant at parenting site UrbanBaby. Tumblr has raised funding from Union Square Ventures, Spark Capital, Martín Varsavsky, John Borthwick (Betaworks), Fred Seibert, and Sequoia Capital (among other investors). Tumblr shares two lead investors with Twitter. President and COO John Maloney was the founder of UrbanBaby with wife Susan Maloney. The company had a $800 million valuation in August 2011. In September 2011, the company raised $85 million in a round of funding led by Greylock Partners and Insight Venture Partners. In August 2009, Tumblr’s CEO, David Karp, was named Best Young Tech Entrepreneur 2009 by BusinessWeek. In August 2010, Tumblr was named as a finalist in Lead411′s New York City Hot 125. Celebrities that use Tumblr include Lady Gaga, Zooey Deschanel and John Mayer. In 2011, We are the 99% tumblr went viral and became the unifying slogan for the Occupy Wall Street movement. On October 21, 2011, Tumblr became the first blogging platform to host President Obama’s blog.

How to get rich?

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:38:36 +0000

Mais j’en sais rien, merde, foutez-moi la paix avec vos conneries…

Comment devenir un mec cool ?

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:19:34 +0000

Si je le savais, je perdrais pas mon temps à écrire ce genre d’articles à la con, mec !

C’été le bon vieux temps

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:36:04 +0000

Il y a quatre mois et deux jours, j’avais publié ici un recueil de vidéos avec des pneus. C’été le bon vieux temps.

Ci-dessous, une liste exhaustive des vidéos que j’avais sélectionnées pour vous avec amour et patience.

c’est une technologie du moyen age ! pas du tout adaptée aux pneus …
PhenixIndustriesVMC il y a 3 semaines

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Et oui mais c’est ça la vraie technologie, qui fait les pneus que nous connaissons sur nos voitures aujourd’hui, mais je ne cite pas la marque puisque c’est indiqué à la fin, sachez qu’en tout cas, c’est vrai que c’est fait de cette façon et c’est un vrai métier.
laurentwest il y a 2 ans

putain c’est le bordel
Osef12 il y a 2 ans

Michelin ou pas?
madeinamsterdam2028 il y a 7 mois

merci
metalkeni il y a 3 ans

quelle cone elle fait le serrage la pute :)
virusx79 il y a 10 mois 3

Der Beitrag ist nicht wirklich obejektiv, da die sogenannten “Billigreifen”, die hier getestet wurden, sicherlich die “Chinamodelle” waren.

Absolute Top-Winterreifen gibt es z.B. vom finnischen Hersteller Nokian bereits ab 50,- Euro!

Aber das wird in den meisten Tests und Berichten wie immer verschwiegen…. warum bloß?
codemaster81 il y a 1 an 3

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Pour la conduite hivernale, le choix le plus judicieux est de conduire doucement
TigerWood35 il y a 3 mois

les voitures sont pas les même
francois3645 il y a 10 mois

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@CASH80YS fuck off ass hole :)
SebNormandy il y a 10 mois

@CASH80YS et ta gueule pour voir?

Cordialement
starforce224 il y a 10 mois

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@kenlaw32 Je pense qu’ “‘à l’africaine” signifie “avec les moyens du bord”. A’ la Mc Gyver si tu préfères! Enfin, ça reste mon interprétation
19olivier72 il y a 3 mois

LOL tre marrant mais cet interdit ça mon gars!
virusx79 il y a 10 mois

essai de monter un pneu a flan tendu tu comprendras pourquoi . même si ce pneu n est pas a flan tendu ca marche ……………
cliorems il y a 1 an

So Gas will do it but how much is right? can i overdo it and cause the thing to explode? = o
FordM4Life il y a 1 semaine

@FordM4Life dont do this ……
rex4x4 il y a 6 jours

you say don’t try this at home…but your at home:p!!!!
nick1320 il y a 1 an

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ok merci bcq
ben15918 il y a 4 mois

that was neat
stephmc111 il y a 5 mois

Poll #38

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:07:47 +0000

Poll #37

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Poll #36

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Poll #35

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Poll #34

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Poll #33

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Poll #32

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Poll #30

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 04:19:24 +0000

They all sing the same refrain: It’s fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:28:39 +0000

1000 Homo DJs – Supernaut

Practially every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to groove.

The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as the lyrics to all the top rock songs and they all sing the same refrain: It’s fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.

I want to reach out and touch the sky
I want to touch the sun but I don’t want to fly
I’m gonna climb up every mountain of the moon
I find the distance melts away with the spoon

Supernaut
Supernaut

I’ve crossed the ocean, done every land
I found the pot under a golden rainbow’s end
I’ve been through magic and through life’s reality
I’ve lived a thousand years it never bothered me

Bothered me
Supernaut
Bothered me
Supernaut

They all sing the same refrain: It’s fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.

Got no religion, don’t need no friends
Got all I want and I got no need to pretend

Don’t try to reach me, ’cause I’d tear up your mind
I’ve seen the future and I leave it all behind

Supernaut
Supernaut

The Madonna Wayne Gacy Circus – The IIX Cycles

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:45:37 +0000

The Madonna Wayne Gacy Circus – The IIX Cycles

Un site que j’avais construit dans WebExpert en entrant dans cette merveilleuse étape de la vie qu’est l’adolescence. Les publicités affichées sur les pages MultiMania prenaient beaucoup moins de place. Je venais tout juste de délaisser le dessin et je passais le plus clair de mon temps libre sur mIRC et à la Médiathèque de Verviers. Ce genre de trucs passaient en boucle sur MCM. Les oiseaux volaient et les escargots rampaient, mais ça, par contre, ça n’a pas trop changé.

J’avais fait d’autres sites, dont certains qui étaient peut-être un peu plus dignes d’intérêt que celui-ci, mais les gens de chez iBelgique ne les ont apparemment pas maintenus en ligne.

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Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:56:29 +0000

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Laissez-moi autant de messages que vous voudrez, j’y répondrai avec une joie non contenue.
Bon… j’exagère… mais que cela ne vous décourage pas.

Je manque cruellement de discussions portant sur le domaine des musiques “sombres”, mon entourage ne se prêtant pas à ce genre de choses. Toute personne s’y connaissant pas mal et émettant le désir à ne fût-ce qu’un seul minable % de faire ma connaissance se doit impérativement de me laisser un message long courrier! Understood?

-|- Actualité Thierrit’ -|-

Ce jeudi 19 mai, j’ai eu 19 ans! Trop belle journée…!

* Parcours sur Parano *

IR-GTH
R-GTH
O-GTH
[ Raison du changement de secteur : on parle de tout sur GTH, sauf de musique... ]

O-BAT
[ Raison du changement : je ne me sens décidément pas à l'aise dans les secteurs musicaux ]

O-3SX
[ Espère s'y sentir bien, et durablement... oui mais non ]

O-1DU
[ Bon, je croise mes petits doigts de pianiste pour que ce soit mon dernier changement de secteur... ]

-|- HRP -|-

* C’est assez bien dire que j’ai un petit quelque chose pour vous! *

* Ach! Nein! Du vas trop vite! *

Bien le bonjour à tous. Ben voilà, ms chers parents ont un jour pris la décision d’appeler leur petit rejeton Thierry… à ma grande déception, quelques années après. J’ai 19 ans, mais ça, ils l’ont pas décidé de suite.
Assez parlé de “mes vieux”, je crois que ce sont tous les secrets honteux de ma petite personne que je dois dévoiler au grand jour. En fait, non. Désolé les gars, rien de bien intime pour ce soir.
Je suis grand fan de musiques gothiques en tout genre, principalement pour les musiques folk, médiévales, martialles et aussi électroniques, de temps à autres. Si quelqu’un de normalement musicalement constitué émet le désir de discutailler pour un temps incertain de cette passion qui est la mienne… libre à lui de venir discutailler pour un temps incertain de cette passion qui est la mienne… oups.
Alors, alors! Voici à présent venu le temps d’aborder un sujet qui m’est cher : ma petite copine Alexia! Un amour grandissant que je lui voue depuis maintenant plus de 2 ans ne saurait être tu! Elle m’aime, mais je l’aime surtout, conclusion : on s’aime. Elle entasse dans son petit coeur mille et une qualités, à mon grand bonheur!
Mis à part tout ça, j’aime sortir, voir des amis, boire, danser… rien de bien spécial pour un petit jeune homme de mon genre! Dessiner est ma passion.
Si jamais l’idée folle d’en connaître un peu plus à mon sujet s’empare de l’un d’entre vous…

… http://andalltha.skyblog.com/

… eh oui! Un blog dont je suis satisfait, mais qui peut-être ne vous enverra pas tous au 7ème Sky! Hum… ça me réussit pas, les jeux de mots…

A bientôt.

Ce que je n’aime pas (commençons par le négatif) :

- les personnes qui se prennent pour mieux que ce qu’elles sont ;
- l’injustice ;
- la pitié ;
- la moquerie ;
- les crooners italiens ;
- la stupidité humaine (je suis gâté…) ;
- tous les sports existants ;
- les champignons (ça me dégoûte…!).

Ce que j’aime :

- Alexia
- les musiques goths ;
- le dessin (l’art en général, quoi) ;
- sortir en soirée, au café, en ville, etc. ;
- rire ;
- les vêtements militaires ;
- les frites, la choucroutte, les pizzas, les lasagnes ;
- les queseiges ;
- les dohens et les gudule (principalement la Duvel et… la Cara) ;
- Jean Ray ;
- les films sociaux belges et anglais et… “C’est arrivé près de chez vous”.

Les personnes qui, à mes yeux, forcent le plus l’admiration ;

- mes deux grands-pères ;
- mon arrière grand mère ;
- la mère de ma mère ;
- toute ma famille, en fait ;
- Egon Schiele ;
- Félicien Rops ;
- André Franquin ;
- les gars de Digital Hardcore Recordings ;
- Trent Reznor ;
- Blixa Bargeld.

Les concerts auquels j’ai eu la chance d’assister (je ne retiens que les bons concerts ; donc Idiosyncrasia et Dreadfool ont eu droit à l’honneur d’être rayés de la liste) :

- A Challenge of Honour (Leuven 2002) ;
- Acid China X (Verviers 2004 + Verviers 2005) ;
- Asche (Utrecht 2003) ;
- Ataraxia (Leuven 2002) ;
- Collection d’Arnell-Andrea (Verviers 2005)
- Dead Man’s Hill (Leuven 2002) ;
- Dust of Basement (Landgraaf 2003) ;
- Einstürzende Neubauten (Bruxelles 2004) ;
- Empusae (Bruxelles 2002) ;
- Fixmer / McCarthy (Dour 2004) ;
- Grendel (Utrecht 2003) ;
- Heyaeb (Bruxelles 2002) ;
- IC 434 (Dour 2003) ;
- Imminent (Dour 2003) ;
- Laibach (Dour 2005) ;
- Legendary pink Dots (Liège 2004) ;
- London After Midnight (Dour 2004) ;
- Luc van Acker (Dour 2003) ;
- Massiv in Mensch (Aachen 2004) ;
- Mezire (Utrecht 2003) ;
- Nebula-H (Dour 2003) ;
- Nine Inch Nails (Paris 2005) ;
- Pressure Control (Liège 2005) ;
- Project Pitchfork (Dour 2005) ;
- Punch Inc. (Utrecht 2003) ;
- S.I.N.A (Utrecht 2003) ;
- Sonar (Dour 2003 + Landgraaf 2003) ;
- Suicide Commando (Dour 2003) ;
- The Crüxshadows (Dour 2004) ;
- The Dawn Visitors (Dour 2003) ;
- The Neon Judgement (Dour 2003) ;
- The Peoples Republic of Europe (Utrecht 2003) ;
- Violet Stigmata (Liège 2003) ;
- Winterkälte (Utrecht 2003).

Résultats du test de Baraki.net :

Resultat : 86
Rang : Fernand(e)
Conclusion : Vous etes dans la moyenne, vous savez vivre “à la belge” a certaines occasions.

Note par moi-même : la fois passée, j’étais Jacquy… et puis je suis pas responsable des fautes d’orthographe des webmasters de Baraki.net…

“Ah, trou d’mon cul
Pourquoi te plains-tu?
N’es-tu pas bien
Entre mes deux fesses?”

* Skyblog de ma délicieuse compagne : http://violetelemiah01.skyblog.com/ *

* Wolfsheim – “The Sparrows and the Nightingales” *

How long have you been free
in this world of hate and greed
is it black or is it white
Let’s find another compromise

And our future’s standing still
we’re dancing in the spotlight
where is the leader who leads me
I’m still waiting…

Leaving home…
and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales
watching all the time
dividing water from the burning fire… inside

And god is on your side
dividing cruelty from tenderness
watching all the time
dividing fiction from reality

Move in circles walk on lines no human being in sight
calm the winds and calm the seas
let´s try another kind of peace
who fights this holy civil war
a million men in uniform
Wo ist der Führer der mich führt?
Ich warte immer noch…!

And god is on your side
dividing presence from our history
watching all the time
dividing deaf men from the listening ones

Leave a light on in the night for me, that i can find you
remember when we both where young and reckless and so curious…

Now you’re hiding from your child… a new day’s dawning
remember that you felt alive, sometimes…

And god is on your side
dividing soldiers from the fisherman
watching all the time
dividing warships from the ferryboats.

-|- Portrait chinois -|-

Si j’étais…

- un prénom : Nichtska ;
- un nom : Jaspart ;
- un animal : un élégant serpent ou un bien sympathique rat ;
- un objet : un vinyl ;
- une boisson : une bière ;
- de la nourriture : une frite ou une choucroute ;
- un jour : le 19 mai ;
- un pays : la Belgique ;
- une ville : Eupen ;
- une fête : la fin des examens ou une foire médiévale ;
- une coiffure : de très longs cheveux lisses ;
- une star de cinéma : Angelina Jolie ;
- un chanteur : Trent Reznor ou Blixa Bargled ;
- une chanteuse : S.I.N.A ;
- un groupe : Nine Inch Nails ou Forseti ;
- un film : C’est arrivé près de chez vous ;
- une époque : l’Antiquité ou le Moyen-Age ;
- un cours : croquis ;
- un fou-rire : un fou-RRRrrrrire ;
- une langue : l’allemand ;
- un livre : Les contes du whisky de Jean Ray ;
- un instrument : un porte-mine ;
- une substance : la nicotine.

See you in hell! Héhé!

-|- ODE A L’ORDINATEUR -|-

– L’Ordinateur est ce que j’ai toujours attendu… il comblera donc ce manque, ce gouffre de désespoir par sa grandeur sans limites. Merci, Ordinateur… on va chez moi ou chez toi? –

…

Et ce soir, sous la pluie, je meurs… encore.
Passions: Alexia, musiques gothiques, soirées, concerts, dessin, art,

Musique: Dark folk, neofolk, martial, industrial, noise, ritual, military pop, dark ambiant, medieval, dark medieval, power electronics, neoclassical, death industrial, cold meat, heavenly voices, :Of the Wand and the Moon:, 7-inanna-7, A Challenge of Honour, Allerseelen, Anima in Fiamme, Apoptose, Arcana, Arcana Moon, Archon Satani, Argine, Ataraxia, Au Milieu des Arbres, Blood Axis, Blutzweig, Boyd Rice, Coil, Coph Nia, Corvus Corax, Current 93, Daemonia Nymphe, Darkwood, Dead Man’s Hill, Death in June, Der Blutharsch, Der Feuerkreiner, Dernière Volonté, Desiderii Marginis, Deutsch Nepal, Die Form, Dies Natalis, Eros Necropsique, Estampie, Faun, Final Solution, Fin de Siècle, Fire+Ice, Foresta di Ferro, Forseti, Gae Bolg and the Church of Fand, Garmarna, Genocide Organ, Hagalaz’ Runedance, Haus Arafna, In Gowan Ring, Karjalan Sissit, Kirlian Camera, Koavt, Konstructivists, Les Joyaux de la Princesse, Lisa Gerrard, Maelefill, Megaptera, Nebelung, Necropropagand, Nenia C’alladhan, Neutral, Novy Svet, Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio, Orplid, Predella Avant, Raison d’Être, Reutoff, Runes Order, Seven Pines, Sieben, Solblot, Sol Invictus, Sonne Hagal, Sophia, Sopor Aeternus, Stille Volk, Tempesta Noire, The Soil Bleeds Black, Tribe of Circle, Un Défi d’Honneur, Vinterriket, Von Thronstahl, Waldteufel, Whitehouse, Wiener Aktivisten, Electro, EBM, future pop, dark electro, electro-dark, electro-industrial, synthpop, electro-martial, industrial, :Wumpscut:, [:SITD:], 2wired, 1000 Homo DJ’s, Absurd Minds, Accessory, Aghast View, Agonoize, Ah Cama-Sotz, Aïboforcen, Alpha Child, AmGod, And One, Angels and Agony, Angels in Bondage, Anne Clark, Apoptygma Berzerk, Armageddon Dildos, Asche, Assemblage 23, Axiome, Beborn Beton, Biotek, BlutEngel, Body Armour, Bruderschaft, Camouflage, C-Drone Defect, Claire Voyant, Cobalt 60, Collide, Colony 5, CombiChrist, Conjure One, Converter, Covenant, Cruciform Injection, C-Tec, DAF, Das Arbeit, Das Ich, Dearmax 2004, Decoded Feedback, Delirium, Die Form, Die Krupps, Digital Punk Boys, Dioxyde, Diskonnekted, Download, Drunkness, Dulce Liquido, Dupont, Dust of Basement, Endanger, Epsilon Minus, Fat Gadget, Feindflug, Fictional, Fixmer&McCarthy, Flesh Field, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Frozen Angel, Funker Vogt, Glis, God Module, Grendel, Grenzfall-Mensch, Hanayo, Haujobb, Helium Vola, Heyaeb, High Level Static, H_M_B, Hocico, Hypnoskull, IC 434, Icon of Coil, Imminent, Imminent Starvation, Imperative Reaction, In Strict Confidence, Infekktion, Informatik, Kartagon, Killing Ophelia, Klinik, KMFDM, Kraftwerk, Ladytron, Laibach, L’Ame Immortelle, Leatherstrip, Les Anges de la Nuit, Lethargy, Lights of Euphoria, LT-No, Massiv in Mensch, Melotron, Merge, Merzbow, Mind.In.A.Box, Monolith, Mono no Aware, MS Gentur, Namnambulu, Nature Destroyed, Nebula-H, Needle Sharing, Negative Format, Neuroticfish, Nin Kuji, Nitzer Ebb, Nitzer Ebb, Noise Unit, Noisex, Novakill, Pangea, Panzer Division, Parallel Project, Patenbrigade-Wolff, Plastic Noise Experience, Pride and Fall, Project Pitchfork, Psyclon Nine, Punch Inc., Pzychobitch, Qntal, Rotersand, Run Level Zero, S.I.N.A, S.P.O.C.K, Seabound, Seize, Sero.Overdose, Sheep on Drugs, Siechtum, Skinny Puppy, Soko Friedhof, Solitary Experiments, Soman, Sonar, SPK, State of the Union, Stromkern, Suicide Commando, Synapscape, Synth-Etik, Syrian, System 22, T.O.Y, Tactical Sekt, Tamtrum, Technoir, Terminal Choice, The Azoic, The Retrosic, This Morn’Omina, Tristesse de la Lune, Tscheljabinsk65, Tumor, Velvet Acid Christ, VNV Nation, Void Kampf, Waldgeist, Winterkälte, Xotox, XP8, XPQ21, Z Prochek, Zorglüb, Goth rock, deathrock, batcave, industrial rock, Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Bella Morte, Boytronic, Cabaret Voltaire, Christian Death, Cinema Strange, Clan of Xymox, Dance of Glass, Daniel Ash, Dave Gahan, Death Cult, Deine Lakaien, Depeche Mode, De/Vision, Diva Destruction, Drama Asylum, Einstürzende Neubauten, Faith and the Muse, Fear Cult, Gitane Demone, Goethes Erben, Joy Divison, Legendary Pink Dots, Liaisons Dangereuses, London After Midnight, Mesh, Ministry, New Order, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nina Hagen, Nine Inch Nails, Peter Murphy, Psyche, Rozz Williams, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Soft Cell, The Crüxshadows, The Cure, The last Dance, Trop Tard, Tuxedomoon, Ultravox, Untoten, Visage, Wolfsheim, X Mal Deutschland, Musique celtique, Loreena McKennitt, Autres…, Alec Empire, Ambassador21, Ancient Rites, Atari Teenage Riot, Autechre, Carl Crack, Cré Tonnerre, David Bowie, Didier Super, Hanin Elias, Nic Endo, Sigur Ros, Sttellla, Summoning, The Dresden Dolls, The Ramones, Wongraven,

Cinema: Le Parfum, Benoît Poelvoorde, C’est arrivé près de chez vous, Les convoyeurs attendent, Monsieur Manatane, films sociaux, Un long dimanche de fiançailles, La jeune fille à la perle, Le huitième jour, Les choristes, Orange mécanique, Shining, Tim Burton, L’étrange Noël de Monsieur Jack, Charlie et la chocolaterie, Bob l’Eponge, Pic Pic André, Jean-Paul Rouve, RRRrrrr,

Livres: Jean Ray, André Franquin, René Hausman, Manu Larcenet, Blutch, Nicolas de Crécy, Joann Sfar, Orkus, Khimaira,

Logiciels: Soulseek, iTunes, Photoshop, Illustrator, Streamline,

Pseudos: Choke Dee, Pogofilth, Andalltha, Karapils Disco Andalltha, Esoteric Andalltha, Kaosthetik Andalltha, Dee Deesko, Ach Nicotine, [t], Th., Thierrit’, Titou, Ratten Meister,

IRC: #darkling-mp3,

Web: andalltha.blogspot.com, andalltha.skyblog.com, thandalx.hautetfort.com, digitalhardcore.com, fatal-recordings.com, nin.com, german-ebm.de, plasticqueer.free.fr, slsknet.org, ebay.be, parano.be, projet-ivy.net,

Ecoles,clubs: ARV1, St-Luc, Académie des Beaux-Arts Verviers,

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Goodnight lovers!

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:01:32 +0000

Depeche Mode – Goodnight lovers (Touring The Angel: Live In Milan)

Here, somewhere in the heart of me
There is still a part of me
That cares

And I’ll, I’ll still take the best you’ve got
Even though I’m sure it’s not
The best for me

When you’re born a lover
You’re born to suffer
Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

I, I can see the danger signs
They only help to underline
Your beauty

And I’m not looking for an easy ride
True happiness cannot be tried
So easily

No!

When you’re born a lover
You’re born to suffer
Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

You can take your time
I’ll be waiting in line
You don’t even have to give me
The time of day

When you’re born a lover
You’re born to suffer
Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

Like all soul sisters
And soul brothers

1er grand concours annuel de têtes à claques

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:43:09 +0000

Parmi les personnes représentées ci-dessous, laquelle est la plus insupportable ?

Laissez un commentaire sur cette page en indiquant votre choix !

J’enverrai un chat mort par la poste au grand vainqueur, en espérant très fort que ce soit cette pauvre tache de Gabriel Adam.

1. Mark Zuckerberg

2. Gabriel Adam

3. Kev' Adams

4. Matthieu Chedid

5. Julien Doré

6. Patrick Fiori

7. Christophe Maé

8. M. Pokora

9. Patrick Sébastien

10. Thierry Jaspart

“C’est chanmé, c’est la rentrée”

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:58:28 +0000

Je m’interrogeais, l’autre jour : un humoriste, quand il n’est pas drôle, est-ce qu’on peut toujours dire que c’est un “humoriste” ?

Yahoo! Questions/Réponses, morceaux choisis

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:13:18 +0000

Je pense que l’intitulé du billet est assez explicite.

Karim Ultra Rharia

Corriger ses enfants oui mais de quelle manière?

Jaymes

Pourquoi Drucker est-il si méchant avec ses invités?

Hugue

Attention ! Nicolas Sarkozy aurait menacé de sauter de la fenêtre du rez de chaussé de l’Élysée?
si les sondages ne remontait pas

et vu sa taille
cela peut être considéré comme une tentative de suicide

je vous demande solennellement d’être gentil avec lui jusqu’à l’élection

Kuku

Olande ou sarcrosi en avril mais c ‘est le délire,des journaleux payés par la secte et les francs macons?
la secte celle qui pullule aux ps et lumpu merdef avec 2 représentants comme dans la vérité si j’ment film ringard navet de 1° pour gogo du ps fonctionerfs

Princesse de Cleves.

A travers quoi,pourrions-nous révéler l existence des phénomènes dans la vie?
d point de vu philosophique –humaine.

merci et bonne soirée

sarah

J aimerai aller chez dermatologue pour avoire un teint lumineux et saine?
mais j ai peur que le dermatologue ne fais rien pour ma peau,est ce que j ai raison ou tort

Eva

Comment être plus grande en taille ?

Zorianne

Combien de centimètres mesurent vos cheveux ?

sonia

Combien de fois laver les cheveux africains?

fiv

Bonsoir avez vous eu de l’acné ?

L’Orpheline

Rêve oreille qui pourrit ?
j’ai rêvé cette nuit que je me regardais dans un miroir. J’aperçevais soudais sur mon oreille un gros grain de beauté inquiétant (le genre énorme avec des aspérité qui se transforme en mélanome). Une personne avec moi me disait qu’elle avait remarqué que ce grain de beauté “exudait” un liquide sur le reste de mon oreille, et à y regarder de plus près, je me rendais compte que oui. Puis je tirais sur un lambeau de peau et arrachait un lambeau de peau brune et âbimée, me rendait compte qu’en dessous mon oreille était…purulente, horrible, sanguinolente, et pire, que sur le lambeau de peau, il y avait des sortes de petits champignons (comme ceux qu’on ramasse dans le bois, mais tout petits quoi)…je sais c’est immonde, mais comme tout les rêves qui “marquent” je pense que ce rêve a une signification forte. Si vous pouviez m’aider…merci d’avance

Mimi

Soutien-gorge push-up, corbeille, ampliforme, balconnet, ça veut dire quoi? Que choisir si on a des gros nenes?

Bluz

La moustache repousse-t-elle après s’être fait enlevé un grain de beauté?
Bonjour, je vais bientôt me faire enlever un grain de beauté situé un peu en dessous du nez, car il me gratte un peu et me gène lorsque je me rase, donc j’aimerais savoir si, une fois que je l’aurais enlevé, la moustache pourra repousser par dessus. Merci de vos réponses !

Mystère C

Comment associer mauvaise haleine et vie sociale?
Beaucoup de gens vont rire à ma question. Mais il est toujours facile de rire quand on ne vit pas le problème. C’est très dur à vivre, et l’halitose est un énorme problème dont personne n’ose parler. Il est difficile d’en parler sans qu’on vous mette de suite une étiquette. En parler c’est l’assumer, le rendre concret, et j’en suis incapable. Je suis persuadée que ce problème pose un grand frein à ma vie : il m’empêche de m’épanouir comme je devrai, d’avoir une vie normale. Comment vous dire que je pense avoir toujours eu ce problème et en avoir pris conscience dès le collège? Je me suis renfermée, la timidité est une belle excuse quand on vous reproche de ne pas beaucoup parler. Au lycée, chewing-gum sur chewing-gum, maux de ventres. Et de toute façon le chewing gum à la fin ne sert plus à grand chose. J’ai commencé à avoir des relations avec des garçons. Heureusement ou malheureusement pour eux, je ne suis pas repoussante, je plais…comment vous raconter que je n’embrasse qu’après avoir mâché un bonbon ou autre ou qu’après avoir bu. Oui j’ai déjà roulé des pelles mais avec timidité. J’aime et je ne peux pas, par respect. Je me dégoûte moi-même. Je n’ai jamais eu de remarques (j’ai du devenir une pro du camouflage..ou alors les hommes sont tellement négligents quand ils ont une fin en tête). Je vais même vous étonner, j’ai eu une relation pendant 3 ans avec un garçon plutôt pas mal et qui était inodore…je ne vous raconte pas le quotidien, des bonbons, des chewing gum coupés en deux dans la poche en permanence. Des reproches pk je ne parle pas beaucoup en voiture ou lors de repas d’amis (trop proches les uns des autres), etc…. Et de la jalousie de ma part face à de jolies filles à l’haleine parfaite…Je ne me sens pas à la hauteur. Je ne peux plus. Je me demande s’il est réellement possible d’aimer dans ces conditions…Aujourd’hui ce garçon, après m’avoir quitté pk je suis parti à l’étranger, veut revenir avec moi. Je sais qu’il ne me correspond pas mentalement mais je me dis que c’est peut être le seul qui supporterait d’être avec moi puisque jusque là j’ai réussi à camoufler mon problème au max. Mais j’ai besoin d’en parler, je ne veux pas lui dire, il pourrait alors faire attention à ce qu’il ne remarquait pas avant, ça pourrait tout gâcher…et de toute façon, je me demande si je dois me remettre avec lui car je sens que je vais craquer un jour ou l’autre…toujours vivre en étant sur le qui-vive, pour ne pas dégoûter la personne aimée, c’est épuisant. Et puis je vais me faire griller un de ces quatre : il a déjà remarqué que je me brosse frénétiquement les dents après chaque repas, que souvent des tic tac ou autres tombent de mes poches quand je me déshabille…il croit que je n’aime pas trop les baisers … Et puis quelle honte pour lui de sortir avec une fille qui pue, si ça se trouve des amis à lui l’ont réalisé. Et ouais, les gens ne vous disent jamais ce genre de trucs. Je suis sûre que j’ai des amis qui savent mais elles n’osent pas me le dire. Comment peut on ne pas s’en rendre compte? Moi même je le vois sur les visages en face de moi parfois. C’est horrible. Au moins quand je suis toute seule, je peux vivre simplement. Et, aussi…la vie sociale. Très peur pour la vie professionnelle. Il faut que je me trouve un boulot sans trop de contacts. Que vous dire que j’aurai aimé faire du théâtre, rire aux éclats avec des amis, pouvoir faire du yoga (expirer-inspirer la bouche ouverte, ils sont marrants eux..), chanter lors de concerts, faire des confidences de près, enfin vous ne vous rendez pas compte mais il y a plein de petits détails quotidiens normalement insignifiants qui deviennent difficiles. C’est une énorme souffrance. Je vous comprends, j’imagine que c’est déplaisant d’être avec quelqu’un qui sent mauvais. Parfois je me demande où est l’intérêt de vivre dans ces conditions. Il faudrait que je sois une réelle solitaire, mais l’être humain n’est pas fait pour vivre seul..Le truc, c’est que j’ai une petite soeur qui a le même problème que moi(elle ne s’en rend pas compte, du coup ne s’en protège pas et ses amis l’appelle “pue du bec”, sympa…ça me fait mal). Je me demande si c’est génétique. J’aimerai avoir des enfants mais si c’est pour leur refiler ça, c’est pas la peine. ça me fait très peur.
Et je n’ai AUCUN problème d’hygiène dentaire. D’ailleurs je pense que les gens qui souffrent vraiment d’halitose sont souvent ceux qui ont une hygiène buccale irréprochable. J’ai déjà fait des examens ORL et gastriques et RIEN DU TOUT. Alors après on m’a aussi parler de problèmes hépatiques, de stress,…ouais génial, comment en venir à bout. Je crois simplement que je suis condamné à vivre avec cette merde.
Soyez conscien

Pourquoi les sexologues ont-elles toutes des têtes de salopes?

Stefou

Message a Marine Le pen merci de bien vouloir y répondre cordialement?
Marine

Seriez vous prête a revoir le système judiciaire
et aussi celui de la magistrature qui est pourri dans ce pays

et faire que l on paye nos avocats au mérite
et non pas les laisser nous pomper du fric sans avoir de résultat
ou d attente interminable pour avoir des résultats

reformerez vous la fiscalité sur l épargne?
hollande veux doubler les L.E.P ou autre
les triplerez vous avec un minimum de 5% de rémunération obligatoire
net d impôt et sans retenue CSG?

mettrez vous en place une épargne patronal 10% mensuel obligatoire pour chaque employer
affin qu il prospère pour assurer une poire pour la soif ?

personne ne peut plus épargner faute de petit salaire
obligeons les patrons a le faire pour nous ca peut tjr rendre service

des idee j en ai plein pour que tt puisse allez mieux mais moi je ne suis qu un anonyme est de moi l état s en fou

ha aussi

faite du tri dans vos amis au standard téléphonique
j as des traitres qui vous nuisent plus qu il ne vous aide

j ai laisser des messages pour vous on m as certifié que vous serez tenue au courant et que vous mr contacteriez j attend encore vos mails

voila j espère que vous lirez mon message bien cordialement Stéphane

Mille pardon pour les fautes je suis victime de l incompétence scolaire des année 80

Hala

J’ai peur du violeur recherché en ile de france et vous?

Kouyate Adama

Pourquoi je m ennui suis le net?

SURE LA ROUTE

Pourquoi tant d’humains célibataire ?

Le nudisme et la toxicomanie sont-ils des sectes de l’athéisme?

Olena

Les arrivistes sont-ils arrogants?

AdAm

Pourquoi dit-on tomber malade, tomber amoureux(se), tomber enceinte et pourquoi ne dit-on pas tomber mort?

calimera

Comment enlever une tache de pipi de chat sur ma moquette?

chacha

J’ai eux des poissons il n’y a pas si longtemps des guppys, quand doigue les nourrire?

The blows of my hammer ring in the earthquake!

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:34:01 +0000

Blood Axis – Reign I forever

I am the god Thor
I am the war god
Here in my Northland
My fastness and fortress

Reign I forever!

Here amid icebergs
Rule I the nations
This is my hammer
Giants and sorcerers

Cannot withstand it!

These are my gauntlets
Wherewith I wield it
And hurl it afar off
This is my girdle
Whenever I brace it

Strength is redoubled!

The light thou beholdest
Stream through the heavens
In flashes of Crimson
Is but my red beard
Blown by the night-wind

Affrighting the nations!

Jove is my brother
Mine eyes are the lightning
The wheels of my chariot
Roll in the thunder
The blows of my hammer

Ring in the earthquake!

Force rules the world still
Has ruled it, shall rule it
Meekness is weakness
Strength is triumphant
Over the whole Earth

Still is it Thor’s Day!

I am the god Thor
I am the war god
Here in my Northlands
My fastness and fortress

Reign I forever!
Reign I forever!
Reign I forever!
Forlorn forever…

How to become famous in 5 simple steps

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:54:25 +0000

Va travailler, connard !

“Je vis pour rêver comme je rêve pour vivre”

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:06:08 +0000

Gabriel Adam, un type à gifler à sang.

Gabriel Adam – 100% pur buzz

Gabriel Adam

Rien n’est impossible pour qui croit en ses rêves
Cours vite le prouver
Je te sais capable de faire monter la fièvre
Pour tous nous bouger

Déploie tous tes trucs, tes artifices
L’important c’est qu’on vienne à en parler
Profite de la chance à ton service
Pour tout exploser

Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
Quand vient ton tour de toucher les étoiles
Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
A toi d’être une légende sur la toile

Mords dans la vie 100% pur buzz
Quand tout croustille, n’oublie pas les détails
Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
Fais tout pour entrer dans le bal

Rivalise d’audace et de vraie volonté
Défie-toi sans cesse
Dis-toi que tout l’monde a l’droit d’y arriver
Tiens bon tes promesses

Étale tes rêves, en long, en travers
En confidence, lâche-toi sur ton blog
Fais nous partager ton univers
Tes photos en vogue

Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
Quand vient ton tour de toucher les étoiles
Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
A toi d’être une légende sur la toile

Mords dans la vie 100% pur buzz
Quand tout croustille, n’oublie pas les détails
Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
Fais tout pour entrer dans le bal

Allez viens

Même si ça t’impressionne
Ce tapis rouge posé devant toi
N’aie plus peur de personne
Et garde confiance en toi

N’aie plus peur de personne
N’aie plus peur de personne
Garde confiance en toi
Garde confiance en toi

Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
Quand vient ton tour de toucher les étoiles
Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
A toi d’être une légende sur la toile

Mords dans la vie 100% pur buzz
Quand tout croustille, n’oublie pas les détails
Dévore la vie 100% pur buzz
Fais tout pour entrer dans le bal

Allez viens

Tu m’emmèneras jamais aux USA

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:25:46 +0000

Olivier des Saïd Kik vient de me rappeler l’existence de ce morceau qui me déprime à mort à chaque écoute. Merci, connard.

Elsa – T’en va pas

T’en va pas
Si tu l’aimes t’en va pas
Papa si tu l’aimes dis-lui
Qu’elle est la femme de ta vie, vie, vie

Papa ne t’en va pas
On peut pas vivre sans toi
T’en va pas au bout de la nuit

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Il est parti sans moi
On ira plus au ciné tous les trois

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Il est parti sans moi
Papa si tu pensais un peu à moi

Où tu vas, quand tu t’en vas d’ici
J’arrive pas à vivre sans toi
Avec la femme de ta vie, vie, vie
Papa fais pas d’conneries
Quand on s’aime on s’en va pas
On ne part pas en pleine nuit

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Il est parti sans moi
Tu m’emmèneras jamais aux USA

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Il est parti sans moi
Papa j’tassure arrête ton cinéma

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Il est parti sans moi
Papa j’suis sûre qu’un jour tu reviendras

Nuit, nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Papa j’tassure arrête ton cinéma

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Papa j’suis sûre qu’un jour tu reviendras

Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Tu es parti sans moi
Papa j’suis sûre qu’un jour tu reviendras

Nuit, nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Il est parti sans moi
Papa si tu pensais un peu, si tu pensais un peu à moi

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Il est parti sans moi
Tu m’emmèneras jamais aux USA

Nuit tu me fais peur
Nuit tu n’en finis pas
Comme un voleur
Tu es parti sans moi
Papa j’suis sûre qu’un jour tu reviendras

My First Meme pre-advertising campaign

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:11:29 +0000

My First Meme is an upcoming project by Phlange, Patrick Glorieux and Thierry Jaspart.

This pre-advertising video is filmed by Marco Zagaglia and the music is made by Musique de Merde.

More information here and here.

Un crocodile, une vache, du soleil

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:38:13 +0000

Le “72 remix radio edit” de “Un monde parfait” d’Ilona Mitrecey. La bande originale d’un des moments d’euphorie psychédélique les plus intenses de ma vie, partagé avec Alx Bee quelque part dans la campagne theutoise, il y a déjà quelques années.

Ilona – Un monde parfait (72 remix radio edit)

Chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre

Chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre

Chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre

Chèvre

Ce matin j’imagine un dessin sans nuages
Avec quelques couleurs comme vient mon pinceau
Du bleu, du rouge, je me sens sage comme une image
Avec quelques maisons et quelques animaux

Ce matin j’imagine un pays sans nuages
Où tous les perroquets ne vivent plus en cage
Des jaunes, des verts, des blancs, je fais ce qui me plaît
Car c’est comme ça que j’imagine un monde parfait

Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Le bleu du ciel, un beau sourire du bout des lèvres
Un crocodile, une vache, du soleil
Et ce soir je m’endors au pays des merveilles

Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Le bleu du ciel, un beau sourire du bout des lèvres
Un crocodile, une vache, du soleil
Et ce soir je m’endors au pays des merveilles

Chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre

Chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre

Ce matin j’imagine un dessin sans étoiles
De toute les couleurs un dessin sans contours
Quand ça m’plaît plus j’efface tout et je recommence
Avec d’autres maisons et d’autres animaux

Ce matin j’imagine un pays sans nuages,
Où tous les perroquets ne vivent plus en cage
Des jaunes, des verts, des blancs, je fais ce qui me plaît
Car c’est comme ça que j’imagine un monde parfait

Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Le bleu du ciel, un beau sourire du bout des lèvres
Un crocodile, une vache, du soleil
Et ce soir je m’endors au pays des merveilles

Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Le bleu du ciel, un beau sourire du bout des lèvres
Un crocodile, une vache, du soleil
Et ce soir je m’endors au pays des merveilles

Un oiseau, un enfant, une chèvre
Le bleu du ciel, un beau sourire du bout des lèvres
Un crocodile, une vache, du soleil
Et ce soir je m’endors au pays des merveilles

Poll #29

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:08:17 +0000

Bonjoure

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 11:12:31 +0000

Alors, tout d’abord, je suis bien au courant que “bonjour” ne prend pas de “e” à la fin. Mais je fais ce que je veux, okay ?

Soit. Après mûre réflexion, j’ai pris la décision de sacrifier quelques minutes de ma journée afin de… pour lancer la mode des deaf tests ! Il est possible que ça ait déjà été fait, je n’ai pas pris la peine de vérifier. Mais… Ben ce que j’appelle un deaf test, c’est une sorte de variante picturale du blind test. Le jeu consiste donc tout simplement à identifier l’interprète, le nom ou l’année de sortie d’un morceau dont je fredonne le refrain par écrit.

N’empêche que si quelqu’un parvient à reconnaître un seul de ces titres, je… Oui.

Premier extrait ! Donnez-moi le nom de l’artiste !

Mh mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh mh
Mh Mh mh mh mh mh mh mhhh

Deuxième extrait ! Je veux le nom du morceau !

Mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mhhh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mhhh mh mh

Troisième extrait ! L’année de sortie du single, merci !

Mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh
Mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh mh

Une seule bonne réponse, un T-shirt Andalltha offert.

Faites-moi parvenir vos petits bulletins par mail, sur Facebook… Il vous est aussi possible de graver vos réponses sur ma porte ! Chouette !

Bonne chance, n’est-ce pas !

Ouais... Ouais... Mh. Mh. Ouais... Ouais...

Une page se tourne

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:56:50 +0000

Une page du grand livre de ma vie se tourne.

Non, je n’ai pas encore perdu ma virginité. Non, je n’ai pas enlevé la vie à un homme. Non, je ne fais pas mon “coming out”. Non, ça fait longtemps que je ne crois plus à Saint-Nicolas. Non, je… Mais arrêtez, aussi, avec vos questions à la con.

Bref. Oui, Guillaume Joly nous a quittés. Non, il n’est pas décé… Oui, mais deux secondes, vous voulez bien ? Oui, mais je vais vous expliquer qui c’est et… Oui… Si je me fais sans cesse interrompre, on sera toujours là-dessus demain matin, hein, je… Oui.

J’abrège, donc. Guillaume Joly n’est d’autre que le bonhomme un peu bonhomme qui a tenu pendant plus ou moins deux ans la boulangerie “La Mie Câline“, rue Pont d’Île à Liège, ma ville. Et il se fait que pendant une année, mes zamis et moi-même avons entretenu une relation un peu particulière avec cet honnête commerçant. Nous l’avons agressé violemment à chaque retour de soirée, alors qu’il achalandait sa vitrine avec soin, que ses employées travaillaient le pain avec amour et que leur petit téléviseur perché au-dessus du frigo à sodas diffusait déjà les clips vidéo des sponsors et des promos sur les panini au lard. Nous avons dérangé son étalage, pénétré ses tartes de nos doigts sales et infectés, harcelé sexuellement ses innocentes travailleuses, volé, violé, souillé, détruit, brûlé, explosé, dynamité. Bon, j’exagère un brin, mais oui, nous avons pris beaucoup de plaisir à “effectuer le dawa” dans son temple du petit pain tiède. C’était notre petite tradition dominicale à nous.

Mais les bonnes choses ont une fin, et j’ai reçu dernièrement une missive électronique de l’homme en question, m’annonçant qu’il quittait la Belgique pour se lancer dans une sorte de commerce un peu sordide… Une sombre histoire de trafic d’organes humains, volés et panés, si mes souvenirs sont exacts.

Guillaume. La Mie Câline sans toi, c’est un peu comme tes muffins pas assez sucrés. Un peu comme tes chocolats chauds à l’eau. Ça manque de goût. Et nous te remercions tous pour ta patience et ta gentillesse à toute épreuve, sans doute les fruits d’une éducation catholique des plus strictes.

Les clichés exposés ci-dessous ne sont pas nécessairement les plus édifiants, mais comme je me fais voler assez régulièrement mes ordinateurs, merveilleuse tradition estivale, eh ben… Eh ben je perds plein de photos !

Et je clôturerai quand même la rédaction de ce billet un peu dispensable en précisant bien que, plus sérieusement, on y mange très bien, à la Mie Câline.

Et tes larmes ne pourront rien changer

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:31:50 +0000

Jo Lemaire + Flouze – Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais

Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais
Et tes larmes ne pourront rien changer
Comme dit si bien Verlaine au vent mauvais
Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais

Tu t’souviens des jours heureux et tu pleures
Tu sanglotes et tu gémis à présent personne ne m’aime
Des adieux à jamais
Et je suis au regret de te dire que je m’en vais
Je t’aimais, oui, mais

Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais
Et tes larmes ne pourront rien changer
Comme dit si bien Verlaine au vent mauvais
Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais

Tu t’souviens des jours heureux et tu pleures
Tu suffoques et tu gémis à présent personne ne m’aime

Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais
Et tes larmes ne pourront rien changer
Comme dit si bien Verlaine au vent mauvais
Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais

Tu t’souviens des jours heureux et tu pleures
Tu sanglotes et tu gémis à présent personne ne m’aime
Des adieux à jamais
Je suis au regret de te dire que je m’en vais
Je t’aimais, oui, mais

Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais
Et tes larmes ne pourront rien changer
Comme dit si bien Verlaine au vent mauvais
Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais

Je suis venue te dire que je m’en vais
Je m’en vais

C’été très comique.

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:57:21 +0000

“Les taxidermistes empaillent les taxis ou les animaux ?”

Très jolie question posée ce matin sur Fun Radio (oui, je sais) par un animateur à un quidam en ligne.

C’été très comique.

Une dizaine de sketches pas drôles

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:18:37 +0000

Je vous aurais bien concocté une sorte de petit top 10 des sketches les moins drôles que j’ai eu la chance de voir cette année, mais il y en a beaucoup trop, et je n’en ai pas vu assez pour pouvoir me permettre d’élire les plus catastrophiques. Alors, sans prétention, je réunis ici une dizaine de performances d’humour raté que j’ai pu glaner sur l’Internè ces derniers mois.

Mario drogué aux champignons, Michel Daerden qui boit, les longues files d’attente au McDonald’s, l’accent belge, les grimaces… Attendez-vous au pire !

Allow love graffiti!

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:21:09 +0000

J’ai eu le grand plaisir de découvrir ceci sur ma porte, hier soir.

Merci pour cette délicate attention ! Bonne année également, mystérieux bonhomme ! ♥

Two Thousand Twelve!

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:17:42 +0000

Happy Z#!Z, folks!

Groningen 2010

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:09:38 +0000

Groningen, Netherlands, 2010.

Pop Algerie Presente

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:56:15 +0000

Hier, j’ai travaillé sur des designs d’applications pour iPad pendant 14h, alors aujourd’hui j’ai le cerveau un peu comme une sorte de plat de purée froide oublié derrière un tas de linge sale. Alors, avant de me remettre à la tâche, j’accorde un peu de douceur à mes neurones en consacrant un petit papier à ce jeune artiste prometteur qu’est Walid Djaghlouf. J’avais déjà jeté une oreille sur son morceau le plus célèbre à ce jour, mais l’ami Loris des… des Sidekiks ? Sideckiks ? Je ne sais plus comment on orthographie ce nom barbare… Enfin bref, grâce à Loris, j’ai eu la chance de sonder plus en profondeur le répertoire de Djaghlouf et je n’ai pas perdu mon temps !

Je pense sincèrement que toutes les “choncon” de l’ami Walid ont chacune leur intérêt, alors j’ai choisi celle-ci un peu au hasard.

Walid Djaghlouf – La Dernier Choncon pour Alison

Parler c’est bien
Parce que l’amour n’a pas fini
Avec toi, n’a pas fini
Mon amour, toujours, encore

L’amour avec toi, ça fait mal et mal
Parce que je suis un homme

Parler c’est bien
Parce que je suis content
Avec les hommes, avec les filles
Et encore avec les gens

Parce que je suis très (?)
Et moi je chercher pas
Maintenant, je suis bien
Ma copine

Allo le monde
Aidez-moi
Chais pas qu’est-ce que (?) avec cette femme
Elle m’a tué bien
Elle m’a laissé tombé
Parce que elle est très méchante

Parler c’est bien
Parce que je suis content
Avec les hommes, avec les filles
Et encore avec les gens

Parce que je suis (?)
Et moi je chercher pas
Maintenant, je suis bien
Ma copine

Allo le monde
Aidez-moi
Chais pas qu’est-ce que (?) avec cette femme
Elle m’a tué bien
Elle m’a laissé tombé
Parce que elle est très méchante

(?)
(?)
Elle m’a tué bien
Elle m’a laissé tombé
Parce que elle est très méchante

We are the world
We are the (?)
(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

We are the world, oh the world
We are the (?)
(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

Ovoire my friend
Ovoire Alison
Forever
C’est vrai que tu me blesser
Je chante pour toi
Tue-moi
Il connaît
Nos relations
Tout le monde
Mon dernière phrase, Alison
Bonne chance
Et bonne continuation
Et je préfère que tu vivre bien
Dans ton futur

(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

(?)
(?)
(?)
(?)

(?)

Allo le monde
(?)
Pourquoi tu fais ça Alison tu me blesser trop
Chais pas qu’est-ce que je faire
Avec toi mon bébé
L’amour avec toi c’est deuxième ciel

Allo le monde
(?)
Pourquoi tu fais ça Alison tu me blesser trop
Chais pas qu’est-ce que je faire
Avec toi mon bébé
L’amour avec toi c’est deuxième ciel

Allo le monde
(?)
Pourquoi tu fais ça Alison tu me blesser trop
Chais pas qu’est-ce que je faire
Avec toi mon bébé
L’amour avec toi c’est deuxième ciel

J’ai beaucoup aimé

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 21:17:37 +0000

J’ai beaucoup aimé les prestations de Renaud et de Grégoire dans A Serbian Film.

Butterfly, my Butterfly

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:17:17 +0000

Cette chanson me rappelle toujours la première fois que j’ai poussé la porte des Olivettes, café chantant à Liège, Belgique, avec l’ami Édouard Steegmann. A propos de lui, n’hésitez pas une seconde à faire un tour sur son blog, ce serait une seconde de votre vie de gâchée.

Danyel Gérard – Butterfly

Tu me dis loin des yeux, loin du cœur
Tu me dis qu’on oublie le meilleur
Malgré les horizons
Je sais qu’elle m’aime encore
Cette fille que j’avais surnommée

Butterfly, my Butterfly
Dans un mois je reviendrai
Butterfly, my Butterfly
Près de toi je resterai

L’océan c’est petit, tout petit
Pour deux cœurs où l’amour a grandi
Malgré ce que tu dis
Tu vois qu’elle m’aime encore
Cette fille que j’avais enlacée

Butterfly, my Butterfly
Dans un mois je reviendrai
Butterfly, my Butterfly
Près de toi je resterai

Notre amour est si grand, oui si grand
Que le ciel y tiendrait tout dedans
Malgré ce que tu dis
Je sais qu’elle m’aime encore
Cette fille que j’avais embrassée

Butterfly, my Butterfly
Dans un mois je reviendrai
Butterfly, my Butterfly
Près de toi je resterai

Butterfly, my Butterfly
Dans un mois je reviendrai
Butterfly, my Butterfly
Près de toi je resterai

Butterfly, my Butterfly
Dans un mois je reviendrai
Butterfly, my Butterfly
Près de toi je resterai

La Guerre des Robots 2009

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:08:22 +0000

La Guerre des Robots 2009, court métrage de science-fiction réalisé par Fabien Porée et quelques autres personnes.

Suivez ce lien pour obtenir plus d’informations sur le travail de Fabien Porée.

Bon regardage.

Something I can never have

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:58:35 +0000

Liège, Belgium, 2010.

I still recall the taste of your tears
Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore
Scraping through my head till I don’t want to sleep anymore

You make this all go away
You make this all go away
I’m down to just one thing and I’m starting to scare myself
You make this all go away
You make this all go away
I just want something
I just want something I can never have

J’aime beaucoup Odieu

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 20:47:25 +0000

Les vidéos du record du monde de mégamix d’Odieu et des Jean Paul Jean Paul enregistré en 1992. 169 succès français, tous reconnus par huissier, en moins de quinze minutes.

Ici, un scan du joli diplôme remporté ce soir-là.

Souvenirs, souvenirs

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:34:20 +0000

Je glandais un peu sur le Net, et je suis retombé sur la version online du catalogue de la Topo Copy Expo #1 – Risografia qui avait eu lieu à Gand, Belgique, au mois de mai de cette année.

Cette publication reprend tous les travaux qui y étaient présentés, c’est-à-dire ceux d’El Topo!, Martin Allais, Byram, Bue The Warrior, David Donceel, DZIA, Marlies De Clerck, Ephameron, Liesbeth Feys, Mark Goss, Lig One, JangoJim, Kenor, Pointdextr, Resto, Rebus, Sam Scarpulla, Zosen, Uoiba!, Klaas Van der Linden, Jan Van der Veken, James Wijnendaele, Wesley Wolkman et moi-même.

Je garde un excellent souvenir de l’ambiance du vernissage et de la qualité des impressions qui y étaient exposées. C’était bien.

Ci-dessous, une vidéo du making-of.

De nombreux évènements sont organisés au DOK. Si vous êtes dans le coin, je vous conseille vraiment d’aller y faire un tour !

Une merveilleuse vidéo de live paintage

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 18:43:16 +0000

Il y a plus ou moins un an, j’avais peint ceci :

Il faut regarder jusqu’à la fin, sinon ça n’a pas beaucoup de sens.

Et en guise de “bonu”, une version alternative de cette même vidéo, agrémentée des commentaires dispensables et agaçants de l’ami Wim Labye…

Si je m’étais un peu plus inquiété du référencement de cet article, j’aurais sans doute mentionné les mots digital, live, painting, Nutella, anal, child, Andalltha, Thierry, Jaspart.

Merci pour votre attention, jolis internautes.

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Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:49:22 +0000

Un joli clip, avec de sacrés danseurs.

Douchka – Mickey, Donald et moi

Salut
Mickey, Donald et moi
On vient comme ça
Ne perdons pas de temps, allez
Fais vite
Mets ton jeans, plonge dans tes baskets
Mes parents
Nous laissent faire la fête
Super
On a tout préparé pour ça
Mickey
A rempli nos verres de Coca
Donald,
Nous rejoue pour la centième fois
Son dernier numéro d’claquettes

1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi
On t’invite
À la dolce vita,
1,2,3
Notre cœur fait boum boum
Avec toi ce sera notre première boum
1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi
Pour la danse
On garde la cadence
1,2,3
À fond la musique
À fond les cœurs, à fond le romantique

Comme ça
Tu es beau, je me ferai belle
New look
Gomina Travolta
Aussi, le genre
Ravel et Boléro
C’est beau
Laisse aller
Toutes les musiques

1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi
On te trouve
Extra super sympa
1,2,3
À fond la musique
À fond les cœurs, à fond le romantique

Sage et voyou
Le cœur tendre un peu flou
On s’aime comme dans les bandes dessinées

Et boum, la surprise est partie
Et bien partie
Les copains du CM sont là aussi
On a tous le flash pour la danse
Ton violon
Laisse-le en vacances

1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi
Pour la danse
On garde la cadence
1,2,3
À fond la musique
À fond les cœurs, à fond le romantique

Sage et voyou
Le cœur tendre un peu flou
On s’aime comme dans les bandes dessinées

1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi
On te trouve
Extra super sympa
1,2,3
À fond la musique
À fond les cœurs, à fond le romantique

Bisou
Un petit bisou pas voyou du tout
On est tous des numéros 1
Demain
On s’ra tous des stars de ciné
Pas d’tricheurs
Mettons nos montres à l’heure

1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi
On est là
Enchantés de chanter
1,2,3
Notre cœur fait boum boum
Avec toi ce sera notre première boum
1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi
On est là,
Enchantés de chanter
1,2,3
Notre cœur fait boum boum
Avec toi ce sera notre première boum
1,2,3
Mickey, Donald et moi

Charleville-Misère

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:33:05 +0000

J’ai essayé de retranscrire les paroles. J’ai failli.

Nacash Latino – Charleville-Mézières

Samedi minuit, qu’est-ce que je fais sous la pluie ?
Marre de traîner mes idées bigoudi
Je veux du rêve qui grimpe aux escaliers
(?) qui monte plus haut que les fusées

Samedi minuit, j’ai le cœur gomina
(?)
On fait la malle vers les aéroports
(?) imprimé sur ton corps

(?) des pays latino magiques
Buenos Aires
Les lumières, les mystères
La ville amour et musique

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas beaucoup de soleil
À Charleville-Mézières, c’est tous les soirs pareil

(?)

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas grand chose à faire
À Charleville-Mézières, on rêve de Buenos Aires
Buenos Aires

Samedi minuit, je veux m’imaginer
Un grain de folie sur mes nuits ordinaires
(?) Rio (?)
Un peu d’ivresse au vin de Mendoza

(?)
Musique (?)
(?) grande passion
(?)

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas beaucoup de soleil
À Charleville-Mézières, c’est tous les soirs pareil

(?)

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas beaucoup de soleil
À Charleville-Mézières, c’est tous les soirs pareil

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas grand chose à faire
Y a pas grand chose à faire
À Charleville-Mézières, on rêve de Buenos Aires
On rêve de Buenos Aires

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas beaucoup de soleil
Y a pas beaucoup de soleil
À Charleville-Mézières, c’est tous les soirs pareil
C’est tous les soirs pareil

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas grand chose à faire
Y a pas grand chose à faire
À Charleville-Mézières, on rêve de Buenos Aires
On rêve de Buenos Aires

À Charleville-Mézières, y a pas beaucoup de soleil

Elle a dans ses yeux noirs toute une histoire

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:21:24 +0000

Nacash – Elle imagine

Elle a dans ses yeux noirs toute une histoire
Qui n’est pas son histoire
Elle porte en elle des chemins d’exil
Des grands soleils, d’anciens matins d’avril
Elle est comme orpheline d’une autre vie
Elle sait qu’elle vient du Sud par amnésie
Y a tant de rires, y a tant de larmes
Vécus comme dans un film qu’elle n’a pas vu

Elle imagine
Elle imagine
La chaleur immobile des villes blanches
Elle imagine
Ces musiques aux fenêtres
Des chagrins et des fêtes, sous le soleil

Elle imagine
Elle imagine
Tous ces rires d’enfants dans les ruelles
Elle imagine
Des mains qui disent adieu
Des larmes dans les yeux sous le ciel bleu

Elle est comme une enfant qui rêve de voir
Au-delà des miroirs
Malgré ses peurs, elle voudrait renaître
De tout son être , aux racines de son cœur
David a bien vaincu tous les géants
L’espoir a bien ouvert les océans
Y a tant d’images dans ses yeux plein d’espoir
Y a tant d’envie de tout savoir

Elle imagine
Elle imagine
La chaleur immobile des villes blanches
Elle imagine
Ces musiques aux fenêtres
Des chagrins et des fêtes, sous le soleil

Elle imagine
Elle imagine
Tous ces rires d’enfants dans les ruelles
Elle imagine
Des mains qui disent adieu
Des larmes dans les yeux sous le ciel bleu

Y a tant de rires, y a tant de larmes
Y a tant d’espoir, y a tant d’envie de tout savoir

Elle imagine
Elle imagine
La chaleur immobile des villes blanches
Elle imagine
Ces musiques aux fenêtres
Des chagrins et des fêtes, sous le soleil

Elle imagine
Elle imagine
Tous ces rires d’enfants dans les ruelles
Elle imagine
Des mains qui disent adieu
Des larmes dans les yeux sous le ciel bleu

Elle imagine
Elle imagine
Dans le chemin des larmes et des regrets
Elle imagine
Dans le miroir du temps qu’ils étaient simplement
Des gens heureux

Un poisson qui fumait

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:51:46 +0000

Wiwi a mis en ligne plus de 4000 reprises, toutes plus catastrophiques les unes que les autres. Elles sont toutes disponibles ici, sur sa chaîne YouTube.

Il danse aussi souvent tout nu.

Wiwi égratigne “J’en parlerai à mon cheval” de José Salcy

Oooh…

J’ai vu un cochon qui volait
J’ai vu un chien qui téléphonait
J’ai vu la Joconde qui pleurait
J’ai vu un chat qui se rasait

J’en parlerai à mon cheval
Vraiment tout ça c’est pas normal
Vraiment tout ça c’est pas normal
J’en parlerai à mon cheval

J’ai vu Frankenstein dans le métro
J’ai vu le diable en pédalo
J’ai vu la Lune avec un chapeau
J’ai vu le Bon Dieu avec Bardot

J’en parlerai à mon cheval
Vraiment tout ça c’est pas normal
Vraiment tout ça c’est pas normal
J’en parlerai à mon cheval

J’ai vu de Funès à l’Élysée
J’ai vu un poisson qui fumait
J’ai vu la tour Eiffel qui courait
J’ai vu Zitrone en jockey

J’en parlerai à mon cheval
Vraiment tout ça c’est pas normal
J’en parlerai à mon cheval
Vraiment tout ça c’est pas normal

Oooh…

Mum mum mum mah

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:06:14 +0000

Just because “Poker“, “Texas Hold ‘em“, “Lady GaGa“, “Google” and “Translate” are good SEO keywords.

Lady GaGa – Poker Face (Google Translate edition)

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold ‘em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold ‘em, let ‘em hit me, raise it
Baby stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition
Play the cards with Spades to start
And after he’s been hooked I’ll play the one that’s on his heart

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Mum mum mum mah

P-p-p-poker face
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gamblin’ is fun when you’re with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it’s love, if it’s not rough it isn’t fun

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
‘Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin
I’m not lying, I’m just stunnin’ with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand ’cause I’m marvelous

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

Can’t read my, can’t read my
No, he can’t read my poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She’s got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

On ne badine pas avec l’amour

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 23:31:43 +0000

Tous les hommes sont menteurs, inconstants, faux, bavards, hypocrites, orgueilleux et lâches, méprisables et sensuels ; toutes les femmes sont perfides, artificieuses, vaniteuses, curieuses et dépravées ; le monde n’est qu’un égout sans fond où les phoques les plus informes rampent et se tordent sur des montagnes de fange ; mais il y a au monde une chose sainte et sublime, c’est l’union de deux de ces êtres si imparfaits et si affreux. On est souvent trompé en amour, souvent blessé et souvent malheureux ; mais on aime, et quand on est sur le bord de sa tombe, on se retourne pour regarder en arrière ; et on se dit : “J’ai souffert souvent, je me suis trompé quelquefois, mais j’ai aimé. C’est moi qui ai vécu, et non pas un être factice créé par mon orgueil et mon ennui.”

Alfred de Musset – On ne Badine pas avec l’Amour (acte 2, scène 5)

Quand on était fauchés, elle payait pour nous

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 23:13:35 +0000

Un pey reprend “Chez Laurette” de Michel Delpech.

Michel Delpech – Laurette (cover)

À sa façon de nous appeler ses gosses
On voyait bien qu’elle nous aimait beaucoup
C’était chez elle que notre argent de poche
Disparaissait dans les machines à sous

Après les cours, on allait boire un verre
Quand on entrait, Laurette souriait
Et d’un seul coup, nos leçons, nos problèmes
Disparaissaient quand elle nous embrassait

C’était bien, chez Laurette
Quand on faisait la fête
Elle venait vers nous
Laurette

C’était bien, c’était chouette
Quand on était fauchés
Elle payait pour nous
Laurette

Et plus encore, afin qu’on soit tranquille
Dans son café, y avait un coin pour nous
On s’y mettait pour voir passer les filles
Et j’en connais qui nous plaisaient beaucoup

Si par hasard on avait l’âme en peine
Laurette seule savait nous consoler
Elle nous parlait et l’on riait quand même
En un clin d’œil, elle pouvait tout changer

C’était bien chez Laurette
On y retournera
Pour ne pas l’oublier
Laurette

Ce sera bien, ce sera chouette
Et l’on reparlera
Des histoires du passé
Chez Laurette

Ce sera bien, ce sera chouette
Et l’on reparlera
Des histoires du passé
Chez Laurette

anthony clamaranLe gentleman aux 3000 conquettes

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:29:21 +0000

Le blog d’Anthony Clamaran. De quoi remettre mon hétérosexualité en cause.

Le blog d'Anthony Clamaran.

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un modèle de rêve pour les plus grands créateurs
un modèle de rêve pour les plus grands créateurs
un modèle de rêve pour les plus grands créateurs
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Anthony Clamaran à la beauté éternelle !

-j’ai un regard américain , un physique de rêve , une intelligence à la hauteur de mon physique ,une bouche très sensuelle .
-Lorsque je marche dans la rue touts les gens se retournent est m’accostent
Jai télement de sex appeal que je leur vends du rêve au quotidien.
-Lorsque je m’intègre à un groupe, je deviens automatiquement et très rapidement leur leader, je suis un peu un guide pour ceux qui m’entourent !
A cause de moi tous les mecs se sentent mal dans leur peau !
Toutes les filles que je croise explosent leur libido !
je suis Trop craquant et parfait !
que même Les dieux du stade peuvent se rhabiller Car c’est moi que tu déshabille
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leur sex-symbol et leur idole !!!!!
Je fait du sport tout les jours pour entretenir ce physique de réve !!
J’ai aussi remplit mon QI de connaissance ce qui me permet de me distinguer du votre.
J’ai une qualité de vie élevée et j’en suis fier, car tout le monde ne peut pas l’atteindre. Cela montre à quel point je suis mentalement plus fort et plus intelligent que vous . Mon style de vie justifie aisément ma supériorité intellectuelle face à vous. Je ne me risquerai certainement pas à porter atteinte à cette qualitè de vie qui reprèsente l’une de mes plus grande fiertè.

53 kiffs | 9 commentaires | Partager ▼ Commenter #Posté le dimanche 16 octobre 2011 16:45 Modifié le dimanche 16 octobre 2011 17:10

anthony clamaran

Ajouter cette vidéo à mon blog

j’ai conquis le monde et le cinéma Américain!
grâce à cette vidéo je suis devenue L’homme le plus demander aux mondes .
un acteur et mannequin pas comme les autres
j’ai ma propre étoile à hollywood boulevard
je suis l’un des hommes les plus beaux et plus parfait aux mondes
BORN TO BE A STAR !
- ps :Ne pas jouer avec moi sinon vous finirez aux échecs

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Le phantasme parfait
Le phantasme parfait
Le phantasme parfait
Des mon plus jeune age, j’ai eu une vie de star. grace a la vie privilégiée de mes parents richissimes.j’ai hérité de la beautée iréelle de ma mère, belle comme une déesse antique et le corps parfait de mon père beau comme un dieu grec. j’ai travaillé dur pour en arriver là. je suis reconnu dans tous les domaines: mode, cinèma, et je ne laisse personne indiférent.

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The streets are even clear of dogs and whores

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 23:24:20 +0000

This track is taken from one of my all time favourite music records: “Blót: Sacrifice in Sweden” by Blood Axis, recorded live at the Cold Meat Industry 10th Anniversary Feast in Sweden. This is a cover of this Straws’ song.

Blood Axis – The Hangman and the Papist

The village square stands quiet
The curfew still enforced
The streets are even clear of dogs and whores
Like some evil bird-of-prey
The scaffold spreads its wings
The people build their fires and bolt their doors

The mayor is giving dinner to the officers wives
His eldest son is learning how to fawn
The barrick block is hushed and tense
The soldiers drawing lots
Who will be the hangman in the dawn?

The lot falls on a young man
Who has served for but a year
His home is in the village close nearby
He shivers at the thought of what
He’s forced to do next day
He wonders who it is who has to die?

And the full moon casts a cold light
On the gloomy prison walls
The papist walks his cell
He cannot sleep
He hears the waiting gallows creaking
Just beyond that door
He prays for he has no more tears to weep

The day begins to break
A muffled drums begins to sound
A crowd begins to gather in the square
The presence of the hangman
In his terrifying mask
Weighs heavy on the minds of all those there
The colonel reads the sentence
Which the papist knows by heart:
He has failed to show alliegence to the king
His crime is thus with God himself
And in his name he must hang
The papist, head held high
Says not a thing

The jailer binds his hands
And puts his blindfold to his eyes
He leads him through the door before the crowd
The hangman sees his victim
And the blood drains from his face:
He sees his younger brother standing proud
The hangman tries to protest
But is ordered to proceed
His trembling hands begin to take the strain
His eyes are blind with streaming tears
And he cries for all to hear:

Forgive me God we hang him in thy name!
Forgive me God we hang him in thy name!
Forgive me God we hang him in thy name!
Oh please forgive me God we hang him in thy name!
Forgive me God we hang him in thy name!

Poll #28

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 02:36:40 +0000

Bratislava 2011

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 01:40:58 +0000

Last week I was in Bratislava, Slovakia. I just loved it. The city is beautiful. The food is great. The beer is cheap. I met cool people, weird guys, nice girls. Continental climate. Relaxing atmosphere. Hope to get back there soon!

I uploaded a lot of other pictures on Flickr, Fotolog, Facebook and G+.

Picture taken with a Vitoret Voigtländer camera from the Fifties.

Picture taken with a Vitoret Voigtländer camera from the Fifties. Historical center of the city.

Picture taken with a Vitoret Voigtländer camera from the Fifties. A fucker ripped off my poster two seconds after I pasted it. I stopped him and I tried to fix it...

Bratislava, Slovakia.

Historical center of the city.

Bratislava, Slovakia.

Historical center of the city.

Bratislava, Slovakia.

The name of one of their beers sounds quite funny for me, 'cause Bernard Pivot is a famous French TV host...

"Das Model" by Jakub Gulyás, a supergreat exhibition held at the Hopkirk chillout and culture bar.

Opening of the first Slovakian gay community center.

Slovakian volunteer meeting.

František.

Andalltha, Jinx, Lempke Eindhoven, Leor, Luke Da Duke, Big Dar, Other, ISCE, freaQ, Oh,No!John!, Bytedust, PZL and Fenek in the center of the city.

Andalltha Superstickers! in Bratislava, Slovakia.

Bratislava, Slovakia.

One... shoe. Weird.

Andalltha, Fenek, PZL, Lempke Eindhoven, Leor, Luke Da Duke, freaQ and Oh,No!John! in Bratislava, Slovakia.

Bratislava, Slovakia.

Hrad Castle.

Historical center of the city.

Slovakian Carpathian forest.

Andalltha, Jinx, Wolfe, Lempke, Pop Corn, Leor, Luke Da Duke, PZL, Bytedust, Other, Big Dar, Fenek and Oh,No!John! in the Slovakian Carpathian forest.

Antwerpen 2010

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:30:08 +0000

One or two years ago, I spent a day in Antwerp, Belgium, with my friend Bubu. We drank several spicy V8 soup cans and we sang a lot of old French songs. I wrote a post on my Blogger about this little trip.

Sketches I made at the MuHKA.

Animism at MuHKA.

Execution of Czolgosz with panorama of Auburn Prison by Thomas A. Edison.

A god passing.

Space Invaders mat.

The great Benjamin Verdonck's Kalender exhibition at MuHKA.

Benjamin Verdonck's Kalender exhibition at MuHKA.

Paris 2010

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:37:04 +0000

Sketches I made there. But I don't think Bonom is from Brussels...

U.V. and O'Clock tags.

Salcön, Jamer, (unofficial?) Obey Giant and others.

New home page design for my website

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:32:49 +0000

Du lourre

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:27:25 +0000

Un tout grand merci à Skaïa de m’avoir fait découvrir ce petit chef-d’œuvre.

Gandhi – Steak Frites

Macadam Cowboys

Je ne vois ma vie que dans des belles autos
T’es un bon numéro, joue tes mensurations au Lotto
J’te cours après, tu me donnes des points de côté
J’suis pas chinois, t’es pas du riz, mais j’voudrais bien te sauter
Numéro un, j’te fais pas de dessin
J’pourrais refaire ta vie et même refaire tes seins
Partout dans la ville t’entends Univers Sale
Ton man est fan du Point G t’inquiète je renouvelle ça
Trop de mythomanes, il faut que je me casse d’ici
Personne n’a de 9mm, sauf si tu parles des zizis
La musique s’arrête quand je rentre en boîte
J’suis trop frais, j’devrais voyager dans une chambre froide
Ne m’appelle pas si c’est pas pour des dièses
Qu’on peut calculer en billets, j’suis allergique aux pièces
G.A.N.D.H.I., commande de la viande d’MC à la boucherie

Steak frites

J’ai de la peine pour les autres
Je suis bien à ma place et dire que ce n’est que le début
On se croirait en Afrique
J’fais la guerre a des mouches en balançant des obus
J’ai une faim de loup
Regarde dans le frigo, y’a de la viande pour nous
Fais-moi un steak frites
Fais-moi un steak frites
Fais-moi un steak frites
Fais-moi un steak frites

Ne me présente pas à ta mère, elle va plaquer ton père
Personne ne sera plus haut que moi parce que je suis tête en l’air
Y a trop de mauvaises langues sur moi
Ton mec t’a dit qu’il pense être pédé parce qu’il bande sur moi
C’est la jungle, tout le monde en parle
Faudrait que tu me fasses un strip en string léopard
Je peux être ton Tarzan, tu peux être ma Jane
Il faudrait juste que tu plaques Cheeta
Je ne peux allez nulle part, tu te rends compte ?
On me refuse le visa, mon album est une bombe
Tout ce que je touche devient de l’or ou mon esclave
Crie mon nom sur tous les toits ou bien reste calme
J’suis pas dealer mais je fais de la drogue
C’est parce que je cherche de l’inspi que je t’enlève ta robe
G.A.N.D.H.I., commande de la viande d’MC à la boucherie

Steak frites

J’ai de la peine pour les autres
Je suis bien à ma place et dire que ce n’est que le début
On se croirait en Afrique
J’fais la guerre a des mouches en balançant des obus
J’ai une faim de loup
Regarde dans le frigo, y’a de la viande pour nous
Fais-moi un steak frites
Fais-moi un steak frites
Fais-moi un steak frites
Fais-moi un steak frites

Jean-Claude Darkrage

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:21:50 +0000

Je ne comprends pas trop que ce soit seulement maintenant que je vous en parle, mais… je tenais à vous présenter le travail de Jean-Claude Rage, un des grands espoirs du court métrage sérésien.

Ce jeune homme nous propose, par le biais de son cinéma d’auteur, un regard personnel sur notre société et ses failles, assaisonné généreusement d’humour, d’action, de fantastique et de merveilleux.

De l’art brut. Une tendresse et une fragilité à peine dissimulées. Une âme d’enfant immaculée. Du Spielberg DIY… Un univers riche aux horizons multiples.

Certes, je suis blême

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 01:31:28 +0000

Mylène,
Si je t’écris ce poème
C’est parce que je t’aime
Certes, je suis blême
A cause de mes problèmes

Un poème chargé d’émotion, récité avec une éloquence rare par Dieudonné dans “Une certaine idée de la France”.

One-o-one

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:57:21 +0000

C’eût été bête de ne pas consacrer le cent-unième post de l’Esoteric Newspaper à Depeche Mode (“101” étant le titre de leur premier album live). Notons quand même que le morceau enchâssé ci-dessous n’a rien à voir avec ce disque. Voilà.

Depeche Mode – Useless

Well it’s about time
It’s beginning to hurt
Time you made up your mind
Just what is it all worth

All my useless advice
All my hanging around
All your cutting down to size
All my bringing you down

Watch the clock on the wall
Feel the slowing of time
Hear a voice in the hall
Echoing in my mind

All your stupid ideals
Got your head in the clouds
You should see how it feels
With your feet on the ground

Here I stand the accused
With your fist in my face
Feeling tired and bruised
With the bitterest taste

All my useless advice
All my hanging around
All your cutting down to size
All my bringing you down

All your stupid ideals
Got your head in the clouds
You should see how it feels
With your feet on the ground

On a pas tous les jours cent ans, ça n’arrive qu’une fois par an

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:51:20 +0000

Joie ! Vive ! Bonheur ! Ceci est le 100ème post de ce blog.

Pour fêter ça dignement, je me suis fait livrer une pizza aux anchois, mais elle est froide et ils ont oublié les anchois. J’ai cloué une sorte de petite banderole de couleur au mur, mais elle se détache déjà. J’ai préparé des petits fours, mais un rat de passage s’en est emparé et les a tous engloutis. Je me suis acheté du vin blanc Oxfam, mais je viens de me rendre compte que je n’ai pas de tire-bouchon chez moi. J’ai mis ma radio préférée, mais aujourd’hui, c’est soirée spéciale Daniel Guichard. J’ai téléphoné à une connaissance, mais il était à une soirée et il n’a rien compris de ce que je lui ai dit. Je me suis trébuché sur une peinture sur laquelle je bosse depuis des mois. Elle est fichue. Et je me suis fait un crin à la tête. Le Laboratoire Collard vient de m’appeler pour m’expliquer que j’ai le SIDA. Ma code PIN vient de me transmettre un Short Message Service où elle m’explique brièvement qu’elle s’en veut beaucoup, mais qu’elle a couché par hasard septante fois environ par mégarde et inadvertance avec mon père et mon meilleur ami. Et avec les deux en même temps, aussi. Il fait froid car je suis trop pauvre pour payer le chauffage, je suis accaparé par un gros rhume, l’ampoule qui m’éclaire clignote et le prix du diesel augmentera encore demain. Alors, comme c’est peut-être pas la meilleure soirée de ma vie, j’ai décidé de vous la raconter ici. En espérant que vous me jalousiez beaucoup.

Poll #27

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:11:37 +0000

Unrealeased drawings I made when I was a child

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 23:39:58 +0000

Illustrations I made from 1997 to 1999, at the age of 11 to 13.

More here.

Alain Bashung, c’est quand même que de la merde en barquettes pour mélomanes du dimanche

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 22:11:48 +0000

Avant de déclencher les passions, je m’empresse de préciser que je ne suis pas spécialement fan du travail de Bashung, mais que je serais bien incapable d’en dire du mal objectivement. J’ai choisi ce titre pour son côté provocateur et presque ordurier, dans le but d’optimiser le nombre de lectures éventuelles de ce billet, étant donné que les articles les plus “populaires” de ce blougue sont “Je déteste Jacques Brel, Georges Brassens, David Bowie et Pierre Desproges” et “Bande de connards de merde à la con“. Je suis convaincu qu’il ne s’agit pas d’un hasard. Ça me fait penser au jeu de mots “Je hais, tu suis” de Marc Escayrol. Promis, le prochain papier s’intitulera “Une salope marocaine se fait enculer par ses deux frères (vraie vidéo – incroyable – faites tourner)”. J’aurai à ce moment plus de chances d’être lu. Chouette.

Passons. Euh… Oui, hier soir, je me promenais de vidéo en vidéo sur la belle TuTubes. Je suis tombé sur autant d’œuvres de qualité que d’hymnes à la médiocrité qui font parfois ressembler l’Internet à une sorte de grosse poubelle. Mais la vision du clip musical “embeddé” ci-dessous a éveillé beaucoup de choses en moi.

Une reprise à la structure quasi identique que le morceau original, qui n’est autre que “Dragostea Din Tei” d’O-Zone, signé sur le même label. Un peu comme le traiteur peu scrupuleux qui récupère les viandes trop vieilles pour être vendues pour en faire des boulettes dégueulasses et les servir au client avec le sourire. Un nouveau titre contenant les mots-clés “Numa Numa”, qui doivent faire l’objet d’un millier de recherches quotidiennes sur le Net depuis le succès interplanétaire de ce meme des plus navrants. Une pute roumaine au chant, à qui on a sans doute promis la gloire en échange de quelques pipes ou autres DP crapuleuses, mais qui n’apercevra sa poitrine artificielle sur MTV que quatre fois avant de retomber dans l’oubli ou de se lancer dans le porno. Si le mot “pute” vous choque, je vous conseille alors de visionner le clip dans son intégralité. C’est apparemment assumé pleinement par les réalisateurs. Et bien entendu, sa voix est autotunée de bout en bout, sans aucune tentative apparente de le cacher. C’est sans doute une perte de temps et d’argent de se fatiguer à chercher à engager une personne jolie et sachant chanter. Le tout mixé par Basshunter, une des grandes hontes de la musique électronique. Puis un clip manquant cruellement d’originalité, avec des meufs un peu dénudées et tout et tout, mais ça c’est apparemment un passage obligatoire.

En somme… une vidéo comme il en circule des milliers sur le ouèbe. Mais… Mais on peut tromper mille fois mille personnes… Non. On peut tromper une fois mille personnes, mais on ne peut pas tromper mille fois mille personnes… Non, on peut tromper une fois mille personnes mais on peut pas… Bref. Cette fois, je n’ai pas eu envie de ne voir là qu’une innocente chanson de merde qu’on aura oublié dans trois semaines, mais plutôt le mépris le plus total du consommateur potentiel. Une insulte à notre intelligence. Une injure à la création artistique. Une vision avilissante de la femme. Cette Alina nous rappelle qu’on vit toujours bien dans un monde machiste. Elle semble même trouver ça normal d’être présentée comme une pauvre pute qui ne sert qu’à être bonne et à reprendre des chansons qu’on était heureux d’avoir oublié. Et les deux personnes et demi qui liront ceci me feront remarquer que je suis toujours le premier à défendre la pornographie. C’est exact. La pornographie a un sens. Ça permet de vivre virtuellement des fantasmes que l’on aimerait pas imposer à son ou sa partenaire. Ça permet aussi de limiter les risques d’être touché un jour par le cancer de la prostate tout en se faisant plaisir en période de célibat. C’est aussi une façon de nourrir son imaginaire sexuel, pour ceux qui en ont besoin. C’est mille et une choses. Ici, on ne nous présente pas un film porno qui pourrait être consommé pour toutes ces raisons. On nous propose un clip musical mettant en scène la caricature d’une prostituée, un peu coconne, qui se plaint du départ de son homme, d’après ce que j’ai pu comprendre. “All these elements come together to create the perfect package”… C’est vraiment ça, la femme idéale type ? On ne peut pas être sexy et provocante tout en restant digne ?

Je peux parfaitement comprendre que l’on ressente le besoin d’écouter de temps à autre de la musique plus légère, de moindre qualité, pour se changer les idées ou pour danser en soirée. Mais ça me semble plus insidieux que ça. Se détendre, je le conseille à tout le monde. S’abîmer l’esprit avec des chansons aussi abrutissantes, je ne suis pas certain que ce soit vraiment indiqué.

Excusez ma naïveté, mais j’aimerais tant que les six millions d’internautes qui ont regardé, et pour certains apprécié, cette vidéo se rendent compte qu’elle a été créée par des personnes qui se sont préalablement demandé comment se foutre de la gueule d’un maximum de monde avec le produit le plus pauvre possible. C’est révélateur d’un mépris sans limite pour ces “clients”. La cerise sur le gâteau étant qu’il y en a même qui rédigent des articles à ce sujet.

Et c’est toujours plus facile, dans le domaine culturel, de niveler par le bas plutôt que par le haut.

L’art est souvent représentatif, d’une façon ou d’une autre, du contexte social dans lequel il a été créé. Vivement qu’on passe à autre chose.

Bon, je suis un peu fâché, mais demain j’aurai déjà oublié.

…

Mouais… Ça ne me va quand même pas, de parler un peu plus sérieusement. Ma façon de voir les choses évoluera, je l’espère, et ce ne serait pas fort étonnant que je sois gêné de cet article si je remets la main dessus dans un an ou deux. C’est peut-être même déjà le cas maintenant.

A pretty messy compilation of Korean bokko dance videos

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:57:41 +0000

The ideal movies to enjoy your lonely shroom nights.

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the music is scary o_O
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Is it me…or is that room incredibly small?
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what song is this…
i like the speed on it
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no entiendo nada pero esta muy gracioso
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LOL
Donghae’s hair looks like it has a life of its own
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bokko is from korea
nightclub in korea
korea is the best dancer
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cool
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Are they partners?
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SONG!
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oh~ this guy is min-ho kim!! cool~~
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Souvent je pensse a vous madame

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 21:13:12 +0000

Top des commentaires

Ce soir mon coeur se brise comme une brise qui s’abat sur un rocher
comme un diamant qui s’éclate en mille morceau comme ses poussières qui s’envolent dans l’univer inconnu
forment ses étoiles filantes qui parcourent dans la voie lactée
comme ses larmes dans les yeux du ciel qui tombent comme un torrent de pluies
marie86766 il y a 1 an 5

Claude Barzotti – Madame

Je vous regardais tendrement
J’aurais bien voulu vous parler
Mais le courage m’a manqué

J’aurais voulu vous emmener
Faire quelques pas à mes cotés
Sans pour cela imaginer

Imaginer un tas de choses
Des choses que je n’ose vous dire, Madame
Et pourtant, je pense à vous bien souvent

Souvent, je pense à vous, Madame
Souvent, je vous revois, Madame
Je suis heureux, j’ai des idées
Et peut-être demain, vous me prendrez la main

Souvent, je pense à vous, Madame
Souvent, je vous revois, Madame
Ne me dites pas de m’en aller
Je pourrais en souffrir et peut-être en mourir

J’ai au cœur une vieille solitude
Viendrez-vous du Nord ou du Sud
Pour devenir mon habitude

Vous serez mon premier été
Ma rose et ma source cachée
Laissez-moi donc imaginer

Imaginer un tas de choses
Des choses que je n’ose vous dire, Madame
Et pourtant, je pense à vous bien souvent

Souvent, je pense à vous, Madame
Souvent, je vous revois, Madame
Je suis heureux, j’ai des idées
Et peut-être demain, vous me prendrez la main

Souvent, je pense à vous, Madame
Souvent, je vous revois, Madame
Ne me dites pas de m’en aller
Je pourrais en souffrir et peut-être en mourir

Souvent, je pense à vous, Madame
Souvent, je vous revois, Madame
Je suis heureux, j’ai des idées
Et peut-être demain, vous me prendrez la main

Souvent, je pense à vous, Madame
Souvent, je vous revois, Madame
Ne me dites pas de m’en aller
Je pourrais en souffrir et peut-être en mourir

J’espère qu’un jour je serai connu, parce que j’ai quand même plein de trucs intéressants à dire

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:46:01 +0000

J’espère qu’un jour je serai connu, parce que j’ai quand même plein de trucs intéressants à dire.

Explications au sujet du retard de la mise en ligne du Thierry Jaspart‘s YouTube Top 10 de mars 2011.
Musique composée par Julien Hockers.
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Discours du président Barack Obama à propos du retard de la mise en ligne du ‘YouTube Top 10′ de Thierry Jaspart du mois de mars 2011.
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Barack Obama‘s Presidential Speech about the Thierry Jaspart‘s March 2011 YouTube Top 10.
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Une compilation un peu bordélique de trucs nuls

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 13:40:45 +0000

Une compilation un peu bordélique de trucs nuls.

Je déteste Jacques Brel, Georges Brassens, David Bowie et Pierre Desproges

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 11:51:03 +0000

Je déteste Jacques Brel, Georges Brassens, David Bowie et Pierre Desproges.

C’est pas parce qu’on nous dit tous les jours que c’est bien que ça l’est réellement.

Je ne suis pas du tout sensible à l’humour politiquement incorrect de Bowie, humour qui a beaucoup vieilli, aux sempiternels accords de guitare invariables de Desproges, au Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane et autres personnages de série Z de Brel, et encore moins aux plaintes infantiles et à l’accent bruxellois vulgaire de Brassens. Ça ne me parle tout simplement pas, je trouve leur succès injustifié. En plus, Pierre Desproges a vraiment des initiales de merde.

…

Pour être tout à fait honnête, j’ai essayé de retourner l’ensemble de leurs œuvres dans tous les sens, et… oui, je pense que je suis vraiment admiratif de leurs travaux ainsi que de leurs personnalités respectives. Mais cette sorte de statut de génie intouchable m’emmerde. J’ai toujours voulu entendre du mal d’eux. Voilà qui est fait, c’est ça en moins à faire aujourd’hui.

Je souhaite la belle journée aux trois personnes et demi qui m’auront lu.

Poll #26

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:34:27 +0000

Poll #25

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:28:21 +0000

Poll #24

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:09:57 +0000

Poll #23

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:05:48 +0000

Poll #22

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 22:22:55 +0000

Poll #21

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 23:55:46 +0000

Un nom d’animal disparu, un duc de Bourgogne

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 22:22:35 +0000

Dodo. Mammouth. Grizzly mexicain. Tigre de Java. Phoque caraïbe. Paresseux terrestre de Porto-Rico. Éléphant de Sicile. Kangourou-rat du désert. Onagre de Syrie. Roussette d’Okinawa. Bandicoot à pied de cochon. Dauphin du fleuve Yang-Tsé. Crapeau doré. Diplodocus. Vélociraptor. Tricératops. Platéosaure. Tyrannosaure.

Poll #20

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:26:24 +0000

Poll #19

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 20:50:19 +0000

Poll #18

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 20:20:16 +0000

Poll #17

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 19:52:16 +0000

Poll #16

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Poll #15

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 00:07:00 +0000

A warm place

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 22:25:00 +0000

Water rolls down the skin like tiny beads
Eyes close so that they might see
Illum tangendo
This sun is a star in someone else’s sky
Illum tangendo
This moon is making someone cry
Illum tangendo

The snake, the rat, the cat and the dog

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 13:21:38 +0000

DMX and Marilyn Manson – The Omen

(You, right here shorty, told you, I got you
Like the way I scooped you, when those fagget niggaz shot you?
I’ma hold you down, and I mean that, for real)
But everytime you beef with a nigga, I end up havin’ to kill
(Ain’t like that, and hey, forget about them two kids
‘Bout to do a deal, somethin’ nice as you is)
Oh you think
(Nah, I’m just playin’, what’s up?
I got some new bitches, I know you tryin’ to fuck)
Not really
(What? I ain’t your man no more?
Because a nigga, don’t need a hand no more?
You know how we do, if one goes sore
You’ll take the pussy and go up in the roar)
It’s like now
Where you goin’
I ain’t trying to take it
Fuckin’ with a nigga like you, I won’t make it
(It’ll be what it is)
Yo, you in for the night?
I’m ’bout to take it to the crib
(You get home alright?)

The snake
The rat
The cat and the dog
How you gonna live
When you’re in the fog?

The snake
The rat
The cat and the dog
How you gonna live
When you’re in the fog?

Yo!
I ain’t fuckin’ with this nigga, no more
Word to my mother
Fuck ‘em, so ya know ‘em for sure
Word to my brother
It’s like he’s gotten worse than before
Son of I wonder
What type of dirt this nigga got in store for me to get under
Then I get a call
Yo!
(X, Luis just killed your cousin, underneath the projects
Don’t get back, them niggaz will pay, then I got you, told you I got you
Yo, I got you)
I’m in a catch 22
But them niggaz gotta pay
But I know he’s gonna be askin’ for a favor one day
But fuck it
I ain’t got no choice in the matter
Them faggets killed my peep
And I wanna see him splatter
(That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout, we ain’t on no bitch hit
And use the same gun that you killed them two kids with
Is that hard to live with?)
Nah
(See, you still a playa)
But what you want from me?
(Uh… I’ll tell you later)

The snake
The rat
The cat and the dog
How you gonna live
When you’re in the fog?

The snake
The rat
The cat and the dog
How you gonna live
When you’re in the fog?

Shit is all over the news
Bomb goes off in central
What the fuck have I gotten myself into?
My mental is like
Get the fuck outta there
I’m out
(Hey, goin’ somewhere?)
Nah
(What the bag for?)
Fuck it, what you want?
(Can a nigga come inside for a minute, and puff a blunt?)
Here we go again
(After what I just gave you, with you actin’ like that
when you asked for that favor)
Yo, I ain’t ask you for shit
(Oh yes you did, when you really needed something, and you was out, you did
You sold me your soul, when you didn’t say no
Just let a nigga go, and give me what you owe
Fuck what you think, ain’t shit for free
And a mothafucker you know, can’t defeat me)
Forgive me father, for I have sinned
And with your help I know, the devil won’t win

Here we are on our way to Hell
We’re gonna do it, and we do it well

Here we are on our way to Hell
We’re gonna do it, and we do it well

This is Marilyn Manson, DMX, Ruff Ryders
This is Marilyn Manson, DMX, Ruff Ryders

Poll #14

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 23:20:08 +0000

Almanach YouTube 2012

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:47:58 +0000

Je sais bien que ‘almanach’ n’est pas le mot correct, dans ce cas-ci. Mais je trouvais que ‘Almanach YouTube 2012‘, ça sonnait bien. C’est tout.

Soit. Je ne suis pas peu fier de vous présenter ce petit recueil de commentaires YouTube pertinents, que j’ai choisis avec soin et retranscris ici, ci-dessous. Le cadeau idéal pour la Noël de votre marraine !

Merci à Johanne pour son aide précieuse.

Roulant au bord du lac Léman près de genève et perdu dans les soucis de ma société cette superbe chanson écouté à la radio m’a foutu une pêche d’enfer!!
jouvi5 il y a 6 jours

Mon chat adore!………………..
tomduu5902 il y a 1 mois

jan net plein
les yeux
saphira40180 il y a 5 mois

G tjrs pa encaissé. je vi avec. c très dur. eureusemen, mé 2 enfan, mêm loin, au moyen dinternet, me parèss proche. eureusemen, je pe me rendre en métropol au – 2 X/an. Je né jamé u didé 2 suicide é ne loré jamé. Je tien fort car g 1 bon moral. je fé bocou 2 spor ki mé2 : KARATE. FOOTING. MUSCUL. le sport é trè souven 1 excellen remè2 contre lé dépression é contre 1 mank. Je pense (é c mon intime conviction), ke lon ne pe remplacé 1 personne avec ki on a vécu 2 trè bon momen duran 23 ans.
2004NIMBUS il y a 2 mois

@xehanort59240 je suis avec toi pour tuer les 20 qui n’aiment pas. Pouce vert pour ceux qui viennent/ qui sont d’accord
mrflo491 il y a 1 semaine 2

se ke jaimerai c une touche “repeat” !!
lunaeldu10 il y a 2 semaines

@Desperados16100 … désolé sardou est pas mort mon gars ya une semaine je l’ai vu en conçert
MrTonio122 il y a 2 jours

Superbe chanson juste pour te dire que dans les paroles tu as une petite faute, a 2min 23 ou tu as écrit Monréal et bien Montréal …prend un t si tu décortique le mot sa fait mont-réal
infirmiere92 il y a 5 mois

Ceux qui insultes les homosexuel ne sont vraiment pas mure, ce n’est pas non plus une honte d’en etre un ! imaginez qu’etre hétéro serais une honte ? croyez vous que l’homme avait eu le choix d’aimé les fille ? non, juste quil a été attiré par elles, apprécies c’est formes exct.. Et bien c’est pareil pour les homosexuel ! et je pensse serieusement que tout ceux qui les critiquent devrai se mettre a leurs places et se demandez quesquil ressentirait si il recevrait toute c’est insulte ! Peace.
FanArtNaruto il y a 2 mois 4

@TheWhiPlash64 Faux , Le visage d’emilie n’apparait seulement qu’a 0:06 secondes .
85748simon il y a 1 jour

ah 6:34 si vous avez l’oeil, on dirait que la jambe de la femme dérriere Anthony est en faite la jambe de ce dernier. On dirait qu’il l’as remonter. Pouce Vert si tu vois la même chose et si t’es d’accord !
deeeeal il y a 3 semaines 40

Evertime when I hear this song I need Pizza
guide442 il y a 1 semaine 56

@baboheme Complexé des selles pour un tel commentaire? Il ne s’agit que d’un jeu… Mais bon encore une ultra possessif certainement seule.
krayzie45 il y a 2 mois

youtube.com/watch?v=XIJFYrLFgyY
LA NOUVELLE TURIE DANCEFLOOR!!
SI TU CONNAIS PAS TES EN RETARD
LACHE TON COMS!!
ALKANOFFICIEL il y a 1 semaine

T’aurait du le prendre NKDRR
Car ton film va pas sortir mdrr ou en tout cas 0 personnes l’acheterons
Sal gay le film t’irait bien !
Mettez moi un pouce vert si vous pensez comme moi
Game0verize il y a 1 semaine 14

BONNE ANNIVERSAIRE JEAN JACQUES :)
Leledugm59 il y a 1 semaine

Je fais un sondage : je vous demande de m’envoyer le titre de votre chanson favorite de Jean-Jacques Goldman , prenez le temp de me repondre s’il vous plait merci a tous
je vous direz sur les commentaires de ” je te donne ” quelle est le titre favoris sur 100 personne dès que j’aurais reçu 100 reponses
Bonne écoute
julebute59530 il y a 2 semaines

sale bougnoule avec ta tete de melon
bite46 il y a 3 jours

@TheUlysse688 le mec qui la violer été aveugle
tthomas07690 il y a 1 jour

Ahhh la blonde veut sucer des grosse bite mais la brune veut sucer des rosbifs chacun ses cout
MENTALISTY2J il y a 4 jours 14

@ferarra1986 Toi, (Parsk tu dois être seul), Tu viens racconter ta vie…. Ecoute moi jrap pour le délire, en mode passe tps, Maintenant le rap est un art, t’aime ou t’aime pas C simple. Mais si tu critique parle du contenu, des paroles etc. Tu me parles des minots de chez toi ?? Tu viens d’ou rigolo ? J’utilise ces noms au meme titre que tu utilise des marques (nike, lacoste etc…) pour t’habiller, j’ai déja dit le Rap C bon lorsque tu es écouté. Apres les méthodes NIK. C le Message ki compte.
koloss94 il y a 1 mois 2

a moment donner y va sla peter solide pi on va rire en tabarnak
reayne13 il y a 1 an

Signalé en tant que spam afficher
robertoamor2011 il y a 5 mois

On s’été bien amuser

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:31:01 +0000

Il y a une heure ou deux, j’avais publié ici un recueil de vidéos avec des pneus. On s’été bien amuser.

Ci-dessous, une liste exhaustive des vidéos que j’avais sélectionnées pour vous avec amour et patience.

c’est une technologie du moyen age ! pas du tout adaptée aux pneus …
PhenixIndustriesVMC il y a 3 semaines

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Et oui mais c’est ça la vraie technologie, qui fait les pneus que nous connaissons sur nos voitures aujourd’hui, mais je ne cite pas la marque puisque c’est indiqué à la fin, sachez qu’en tout cas, c’est vrai que c’est fait de cette façon et c’est un vrai métier.
laurentwest il y a 2 ans

putain c’est le bordel
Osef12 il y a 2 ans

Michelin ou pas?
madeinamsterdam2028 il y a 7 mois

merci
metalkeni il y a 3 ans

quelle cone elle fait le serrage la pute :)
virusx79 il y a 10 mois 3

Der Beitrag ist nicht wirklich obejektiv, da die sogenannten “Billigreifen”, die hier getestet wurden, sicherlich die “Chinamodelle” waren.

Absolute Top-Winterreifen gibt es z.B. vom finnischen Hersteller Nokian bereits ab 50,- Euro!

Aber das wird in den meisten Tests und Berichten wie immer verschwiegen…. warum bloß?
codemaster81 il y a 1 an 3

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Pour la conduite hivernale, le choix le plus judicieux est de conduire doucement
TigerWood35 il y a 3 mois

les voitures sont pas les même
francois3645 il y a 10 mois

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@CASH80YS fuck off ass hole :)
SebNormandy il y a 10 mois

@CASH80YS et ta gueule pour voir?

Cordialement
starforce224 il y a 10 mois

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@kenlaw32 Je pense qu’ “‘à l’africaine” signifie “avec les moyens du bord”. A’ la Mc Gyver si tu préfères! Enfin, ça reste mon interprétation
19olivier72 il y a 3 mois

LOL tre marrant mais cet interdit ça mon gars!
virusx79 il y a 10 mois

essai de monter un pneu a flan tendu tu comprendras pourquoi . même si ce pneu n est pas a flan tendu ca marche ……………
cliorems il y a 1 an

So Gas will do it but how much is right? can i overdo it and cause the thing to explode? = o
FordM4Life il y a 1 semaine

@FordM4Life dont do this ……
rex4x4 il y a 6 jours

you say don’t try this at home…but your at home:p!!!!
nick1320 il y a 1 an

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ok merci bcq
ben15918 il y a 4 mois

that was neat
stephmc111 il y a 5 mois

Des vidéos avec des pneus

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:14:21 +0000

Des vidéos avec des pneus.

c’est une technologie du moyen age ! pas du tout adaptée aux pneus …
PhenixIndustriesVMC il y a 3 semaines

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Et oui mais c’est ça la vraie technologie, qui fait les pneus que nous connaissons sur nos voitures aujourd’hui, mais je ne cite pas la marque puisque c’est indiqué à la fin, sachez qu’en tout cas, c’est vrai que c’est fait de cette façon et c’est un vrai métier.
laurentwest il y a 2 ans

putain c’est le bordel
Osef12 il y a 2 ans

Michelin ou pas?
madeinamsterdam2028 il y a 7 mois

merci
metalkeni il y a 3 ans

quelle cone elle fait le serrage la pute :)
virusx79 il y a 10 mois 3

Der Beitrag ist nicht wirklich obejektiv, da die sogenannten “Billigreifen”, die hier getestet wurden, sicherlich die “Chinamodelle” waren.

Absolute Top-Winterreifen gibt es z.B. vom finnischen Hersteller Nokian bereits ab 50,- Euro!

Aber das wird in den meisten Tests und Berichten wie immer verschwiegen…. warum bloß?
codemaster81 il y a 1 an 3

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Pour la conduite hivernale, le choix le plus judicieux est de conduire doucement
TigerWood35 il y a 3 mois

les voitures sont pas les même
francois3645 il y a 10 mois

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@CASH80YS fuck off ass hole :)
SebNormandy il y a 10 mois

@CASH80YS et ta gueule pour voir?

Cordialement
starforce224 il y a 10 mois

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@kenlaw32 Je pense qu’ “‘à l’africaine” signifie “avec les moyens du bord”. A’ la Mc Gyver si tu préfères! Enfin, ça reste mon interprétation
19olivier72 il y a 3 mois

LOL tre marrant mais cet interdit ça mon gars!
virusx79 il y a 10 mois

essai de monter un pneu a flan tendu tu comprendras pourquoi . même si ce pneu n est pas a flan tendu ca marche ……………
cliorems il y a 1 an

So Gas will do it but how much is right? can i overdo it and cause the thing to explode? = o
FordM4Life il y a 1 semaine

@FordM4Life dont do this ……
rex4x4 il y a 6 jours

you say don’t try this at home…but your at home:p!!!!
nick1320 il y a 1 an

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ok merci bcq
ben15918 il y a 4 mois

that was neat
stephmc111 il y a 5 mois

Run! Run! I live! I am Sinistar!

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 01:30:43 +0000

Beware! I live! Run coward!

Un nombre premier, une actrice porno morte

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 01:08:12 +0000

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73.

Pine terrestre

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 15:52:49 +0000

Thierry Jaspart (thierryjaspart) on Pinterest

Pinterest is an vision board-styled social photo sharing website where users can create and manage theme-based image collections.

Yesterday, Jinx invited me to Pinterest. I played with this site all night long. It’s kinda addictive, but really funny. Feel free to join me to share some interesting Internet stuff!

Here is my Pinterest profile. I’m updating it with pinned pictures of people I admire, favourite music records, worst human inventions, body graffiti, movie stills, early Marilyn Manson (and the Spooky Kids) concert flyers, accidental Obey Giant and Esoteric Andalltha pictures, et cætera.

Hope to see you there!

David Charvette

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 13:32:54 +0000

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Esoteric Andalltha Newsletter #3

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 13:06:32 +0000

Here is a copy of the 3rd Esoteric Newsletter. French translation below.

I found the two animated dividers on this blog.

Halo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,

This is the 3rd Esoteric Newsletter!

So… I recently made two illustrations for the September 2011 issue of the ‘Time to B’ magazine, edited by the National Railway Company of Belgium. Uncensored images are available here. If you need illustrations for one of your projects, don’t hesitate to contact me!

Two months ago, I launched the Esoteric Newspaper, a new blog I’m updating everyday with pictures, videos, polls, music, reports, unrealeased illustrations and, of course, news about my work.

I’m also proud to present you ‘tHiErRySuPeRjAsPaRt’, the oldfashioned Geocities-like version of thierryjaspart.com, my real website. This page features some old drawings, paintings and pictures, a few dead links and some animated GIFs stolen on the Internet. Feel free to check it out, only if you don’t suffer from epilepsy. I’m not kidding.

I’ll be in London on October 25, 26 and 27 and between Bratislava and Vienna on November 15, 16, 17, 18 and 19. If you want to meet me and paste up posters, take pictures or something, don’t hesitate to get in touch!

Finally, don’t forget I’m on Tumblr, Street Art Belgium and Facebook.

If you want me to remove your address from my mailing list, just send me a message.

Yours,

Thierry ‘Magic Jaspart 2000′ Jaspart

Salut à toi ô mon frère, salut à toi peuple khmer, salut à toi l’Algérien, salut à toi le Tunisien, salut à toi Bangladesh, salut à toi peuple grec, salut à toi petit Indien, salut à toi punk iranien, salut à toi rebelle afghan, salut à toi le dissident, salut à toi le Chilien, salut à toi le p’tit Malien, salut à toi le Mohican, salut à toi peuple gitan, salut à toi l’Ethiopien, salut à toi le Tchadien, salut à vous les Partisans, salut à toi cholie all’mante, salut à toi le Vietnamien, salut à toi le Cambodgien, salut à toi le Japonais, salut à toi le Thaïlandais, salut à toi le Laotien salut à toi le Coréen, salut à toi le Polonais, salut à toi l’Irlandais, salut à toi l’Européen, salut à toi le Mongolien, salut à toi le Hollandais, salut à toi le Portugais, salut à toi le Mexicain, salut à toi le Marocain, salut à toi le Libanais, salut à toi le Pakinstanais, salut à toi le Philippin, salut à toi le Jamaïcain, salut à toi le Guyanais, salut à toi le Togolais, salut à toi le Guinéen, salut à toi le Guadeloupéen, salut à toi le Congolais, salut à toi le Sénégalais, salut à toi l’Afro-Cubain, salut à toi le Porto-Ricain, salut à toi la Haute Volta, salut à toi le Nigéria, salut à toi le Gaboni, salut à toi le vieux chtimi, salut à toi Che Guevara, salut aux comités de soldats, salut à tous les hommes libres, salut à tous les apatrides, salut à toi la Bertaga, salut aussi à la Banda, salut à toi punk anarchiste, salut à toi skin communiste, salut à toi le Liberia, salut à toi le Sri Lanka, salut à toi le sandiniste, salut à toi l’unijambiste, salut le mouvement des Jeunes Arabes, salut à toi Guatemala, salut le P4 du contingent, salut à toi le Shotokan, salut à toi peuple Kanak, salut à toi le Tchécoslovaque, salut à tous les petits dragons, salut à toi qui est keupon, salut à toi jeune Malgache, salut à toi le peuple basque, salut à toi qu’est au violon, salut à toi et mort aux cons, salut à toi le Yougoslave, salut à toi le voyou slave, salut à toi le Salvador, salut à toi le Molodoï, salut à toi le Chinois, salut à toi le Zaïrois, salut à toi l’Espagnol, salut à toi le Ravachol, salut à toi le Hongrois, salut à toi l’Iroquois, salut aussi à tous les gosses, des Îles Maudites jusqu’à l’Ecosse, salut à vous tous les zazous, salut à la jeune garde rouge, salut à toi le peuple corse, salut aux filles du Crazy Horse, salut à toi la Vache qui rit, salut à Laurel et Hardy, salut à toi peuple nomade, salut à tous les camawades, salut à toutes les mères qui gueulent, salut aussi à Yul Brynner, salut à toi l’handicapé, salut Jeunesse du monde entier, salut à toi le dromadaire, salut à toi Tonton Albert, salut à toi qu’es à la masse, salut aussi à Fantomas, salut à toi Roger des Prés, salut à toi l’endimanché, salut à tous les paysans, salut aussi à Rantanplan.

Je me permets de vous soumettre ce joli petit bulletin d’information électronique sans même vous avoir demandé votre avis préal… Oui… Oui, voilà. Je… Oui. J’ai récemment réalisé des illustrations pour le dernier ‘Time to B’, le magazine de la SNCB, la Société Nationale des Chemins de fer Belges. Elles sont exposées ici, sur l’Esoteric Newspaper. Si vous aussi, vous avez besoin d’un illustrateur pour un de vos projets professionnels, n’hésitez pas à me contacter à ce sujet.

A propos de l’Esoteric Newspaper… C’est une sorte de blog que j’ai créé il y a deux mois déjà et que j’alimente presque quotidiennement en photos, vidéos, questionnaires improbables, petits jeux amusants, jolies petites histoires, reprises a cappella de morceaux célèbres exécutées et enregistrées par moi-même, articles consacrés aux projets menés par les potes, reportages divers et, bien entendu, en nouvelles concernant mon travail. Toutes les planches du ‘Vilain petit faon rose‘, un livre jeunesse que j’ai entièrement illustré par des linogravures, y sont également présentées. Ici, plus précisément.

Je suis aussi assez excité à l’idée de vous faire découvrir ‘tHiErRySuPeRjAsPaRt‘, la version nineties de mon ‘vrai site’ thierryjaspart.com. Vous y trouverez de vieux dessins, de vieilles photos scannées, une merveilleuse petite sélection de liens morts ainsi que quelques GIF animés des plus charmants, volés sur le ouèbe sans le moindre scrupule. Mais attention ! Cette page est, par contre, fortement déconseillées aux personnes souffrant d’épilepsie. Je ne plaisante pas.

A part ça, je serai bientôt représenté sur le site Street Art Belgium, qui est le fruit d’une très belle initiative : ‘Making Belgium beautiful one piece at a time’. ‘Le dernier hit‘, court métrage dans lequel Véro, Denys et moi-même apparaissons est à présent en vente au prix de 10€. Je publie beaucoup de choses d’un intérêt tout à fait discutable sur Tumblr. J’aime beaucoup mes ‘teupos’ Pierre et Ludovic, Quentin, Anaïs, Marie-Adelyne, Julien et Daniel… J’aime aussi Wim, John, Julien, Jeff et Florence, qui viennent tout juste de lancer un nouveau webzine dédié à la culture belge, dans lequel je suis d’ailleurs interviewé (une sorte de portrait chinois, si je ne m’abuse). Souhaitez-leur bonne chance. Et il vous est aussi possible de ‘liker’ mon travail sur Facebook. Voilà.

Je bois beaucoup de jus de banane, je mange parfois des trucs. Je passe également beaucoup de temps à m’interroger au sujet de l’avenir de l’homme, l’air hagard et la bouche béante. Une fois, j’ai vu un crabe sur la plage, mais en m’en approchant, j’ai constaté que ce n’était qu’un vulgaire caillou. Mais c’était bien quand même.

Sinon, je serai à Londres du 25 au 27 octobre et à Bratislava et Vienne du 15 au 19 novembre. Si vous vous trouvez aux mêmes dates dans les parages, un projet de rencontre pourrait être envisagé. Je ne suis jamais contre, je suis souvent même plutôt pour.

Toi qui auras lu toute cette tartine jusqu’ici, que ton courage soit récompensé.

Thierry ‘Magic Jaspart 2000′ Jaspart

P.S. : si vous ne désirez plus recevoir cette newsletter, insultez-moi très fort à cette adresse.

Bande de connards de merde à la con

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 12:26:38 +0000

J’aimerais remercier chaleureusement mon ami Bubu de m’avoir fait découvrir ce petit joyau de mesquinerie et de français approximatiste. Enfin un artiste qui a les couilles de faire rimer ‘merde’ avec ‘merde’ et ‘chier’ avec ‘chier’ ! Du grand Vincent.

En 2003, Francky Vincent connaît des démêlés avec la justice : Francky monte un restaurant à Thiais, en région parisienne, le ‘Francky Vincent Café’ qu’il ferme au bout de six mois, sans prévenir aucun de ses employés qui se retournent contre lui et l’attaquent en justice et dans le médias. Dans son album, ‘Ça va chauffer’, qui n’a pas rencontré le succès attendu, Francky parle de cette affaire dans la chanson ‘Droit de réponse’.

Francky Vincent – Droit de réponse

Bande d’enfoirés, si vous trouvez du boulot
N’écrivez pas dans votre CV de merde
Que vous avez travaillé chez Francky
Bande de malpropres, bande de malpropres

Bande d’enfoirés, si vous trouvez du boulot
N’écrivez pas dans votre CV de merde
Que vous avez travaillé chez Francky
Bande de malpropres, bande de malpropres

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel de merde
Qui l’a foutu dans la merde

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel à chier
Qui l’a vraiment trop fait chier

La société qui m’a fait les travaux
Était persuadée que j’étais un blaireau
Ils m’ont dit qu’ils faisaient les travaux en quatre mois
Mais ils se sont branlés pendant neuf mois

Quand j’étais absent, certainement en tournée
Les ouvriers faisaient venir des prostituées
Y avait que le menuisier qui était sérieux
Quand je pense que j’ai payé ces enfoirés

A l’ouverture, j’ai employé des garçons
Je ne savais pas que j’employais des cochons
Les filles à côté, malpropres, n’étaient pas mieux
Elles s’en foutaient éperdument de la saleté

Le service d’hygiène serait passé
Oh non, merci, j’aurais du fermer la porcherie
Dans mon établissement, j’avais des crevures
Qui ne pensaient qu’à fumer, baiser et salir

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel de merde
Qui l’a foutu dans la merde

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel à chier
Qui l’a vraiment trop fait chier

La secrétaire venait à toutes les soirées
Sauter avec un client qu’elle désirait
Et couchait aussi avec le DJ
Envisageait de draguer le cuisinier

Le barman en plein service
Roulait des pelles à une service dans la cuisine
Tandis que le deuxième cuisinier picolait
Il buvait les bières et le vin de la réserve

J’ouvre la chambre froide, devinez ce que je vois
Un serveur et une serveuse en train de baiser
Quand j’étais pas là, c’était encore pire
Ces enfoirés, j’ai envie de les maudire

Les clients venaient souvent m’engueuler
La bouffe était dégueu, le service était à chier
Le chef cuisinier aussi était à chier
(?) et le Colombo étaient (?)

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel de merde
Qui l’a foutu dans la merde

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel à chier
Qui l’a vraiment trop fait chier

Après six mois d’ouverture
J’ai décidé de me séparer de ces crevures
Mon rêve, j’en ai marre, c’est un cauchemar
Vive la chanson, à bas la restauration

Travailler avec des enfoirés
Qui s’en foutent, qui n’ont aucun respect
J’ai choisi, j’ai préféré fermer
Pour ne plus voir leurs gueules d’enfoirés

Ils m’ont attaqué dans la presse, les médias
Droit de réponse, je réponds à ma façon
Attaque le provocateur, ça le fait pas
Vouloir le détruire, ça ne marche pas

Bande de connards de merde à la con
N’oubliez jamais que je suis le patron
Ma carrière continue, je vous emmerde
Bande de jaloux, je vous souhaite trente ans de malheur

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel de merde
Qui l’a foutu dans la merde

Francky Vincent, le restaurant
C’était un rêve à réaliser
Avec un personnel à chier
Qui l’a vraiment trop fait chier

Bande d’enfoirés, si vous trouvez du boulot
N’écrivez pas dans votre CV de merde
Que vous avez travaillé chez Francky
Bande de malpropres, bande de malpropres

Bande d’enfoirés, si vous trouvez du boulot
N’écrivez pas dans votre CV de merde
Que vous avez travaillé chez Francky
Bande de malpropres, bande de malpropres

Thierry Chanteure

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 11:49:21 +0000

Did you know I was a chanteure?

Je me suis lancé, il y a quelques mois, dans ce projet ambitieux qu’est la réalisation de 1 à Z d’un EP (Extended Play) proposant six reprises a cappella de morceaux célèbres, tels que ‘Le chanteur‘ de Balavoine ou ‘Garçon‘ de Koxie.

La première édition, limitée à une vingtaine de copies, sera agrémentée d’une reprise en ‘direct live’ de ‘Ma préférence‘ de Julien Clerc, offerte pour de gratuisme en guise de ‘bonus track’.

Ci-dessous, les clips officiels.

Robert Miles – Children (alla cappella cover by Thierry Jaspart).

Daniel Balavoine – Le chanteur (alla cappella cover by Thierry Jaspart).

WARNING! Watch this video only if you don’t suffer from epilepsy. Not kidding. Thanks.
ATTENTION ! La lecture de cette vidéo est fortement déconseillée aux personnes souffrant d’épilepsie. Je ne plaisante pas. Merci.

Colonel Reyel – Toutes les nuits (alla cappella cover by Thierry Jaspart).

Faithless – God is a DJ (alla cappella version by Thierry Jaspart).
Play it LOUD!

Mika – Elle me dit (alla cappella cover by Thierry Jaspart).

Koxie – ‘Garçon‘ (ou ‘Gare aux cons’) (reprise a cappella par Thierry Jaspart).

Thierry Jaspart reprend ‘Ma préférence‘ de Julien Clerc au karaoké organisé pour les 20 ans de l’Espace Wallonie à Liège, Belgique, septembre 2011.
Performance filmée par Julien Hockers.

Enfin, pour répondre une fois pour toutes aux centaines de courriers électroniques que je reçois quotidiennement à ce sujet, le recueil de spams contés par moi-même aux petits enfants est toujours en préparation. C’est juste que je privilégie d’autres projets pour le moment, et ça me prend pas mal de temps, l’air de rien.

Un mot, une paraphilie

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:17:42 +0000

Partie. Cliché. Trois. Contrat. Mannequin. Animal. Membre. Coiffure. Muscle. Tarin. Poitrine. Gigantisme. Grossesse. Assassinat. Fascination. Dorée. Grossier. Vol. Viol. Excrément. Téléphone. Meuble. Repas. Repos. Enfance. Lange. Age. Adolescence. Décès. Regard. Tache. Plâtre. Amputation. Hélicoptère. Forêt. Brûler. Fourmi. Lait. Larme. Liquide. Laver. Frotter. Chatouiller. Changer. Chausser. Rendre. Souffrir. Soupir. Écart. Pudeur. Odeur. Tenue.

Un mot, un lien mort

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:33:55 +0000

J’ai pour projet d’illustrer tout le Petit Robert avec des liens morts.

Sanctuaire. Cimetière. Liens. Mort. Vache. Pouf. Portugais. Mintatos. Luc. Christophe. Charles. Jean-Jacques. Richard. Tablature. Passant. Dion. Destiné. Manufacture. Numérotation. Explosion. Ciel. Pixel. Porcelaine. Civilisation. Nouveauté. Productivité. Étoile. Coma. Kétamine. Existentialisme. Paradigme. Modélisme. Métal. République. Puberté. Positive. Radical. Génétique. Combat. Kamikaze. Soldat. Déchu. Est. Test. Hobby. Train. Chanson. Graffiti. Peintre. Filles. Standard. Sérendipité. Mégalomanie.

Dans le cas où, par inadvertance, j’aurais inclus un lien toujours actif dans cette liste, merci de me le faire savoir.

And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:07:58 +0000

Michael Andrews and Gary Jules covered this Tears for Fears song for the Donnie Darko soundtrack.

This is the original video, directed by Michel Gondry.

Gary Jules – Mad World

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It’s a very, very mad world, mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
And I feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It’s a very, very mad world, mad world
Enlarging your world
Mad world

I am a pig

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:26:02 +0000

2wo, formed by Rob Halford as a Judas Priest side project, was one of my favourite bands when I was younger. Trent Reznor produced ‘Voyeurs‘, the only 2wo album.

2wo – I am a pig

Who put all this
Dirt in my machine?
All I did was
Try to keep it clean

Don’t be stupid
Everybody knows
I was only
Straightening my clothes

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

You saw something
That had not begun
All the time I
Knew the light was on

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

What do we got
What do we got
(Here?)

On aime les grosses voitures, mais on ne sait pas faire les créneaux

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:59:10 +0000

Émilie Nef Naf – Contradiction

Contradiction
Contradiction
Contradiction

On aime le naturel
Mais on met toutes du maquillage
Contradiction
On aime la bonne musique
Et pourtant on la télécharge
Contradiction
On voudrait tous être écolo
Mais on aime rouler en Hummer
Contradiction
On rêve de connaître l’amour
Sans avoir de peines de cœur

On n’aime pas les paparazzi
Mais on lit leurs magazines
Contradiction
On veut toutes garder la ligne
Sans jamais faire de régime
Contradiction
Beaucoup critiquent la politique
Mais oublient d’aller voter
Contradiction
Ils rêvent tous de nous baiser
Sans jamais s’engager

Les filles sont pleines de
Contradiction
Les mecs sont pleins de
Contradiction
Chacun de nous est plein de
Contradiction
Le monde entier est plein de
Contradiction

Les filles sont pleines de
Contradiction
Les mecs sont pleins de
Contradiction
Chacun de nous est plein de
Contradiction
Le monde entier est plein de
Contradiction

On voudrait garder la santé
Mais on fume toujours autant
Contradiction
On veut être indépendante
Mais on est si bien chez nos parents
Contradiction
On voudrait tous être super riches
Sans jamais travailler
Contradiction
Personne n’aime Secret Story
Mais tout le monde l’a déjà regardé

On aime les grosses voitures
Mais on ne sait pas faire les créneaux
Contradiction
On voudrait tous manger du bio
Mais on finit toujours au McDo
Contradiction

Elles veulent aller au Milliardaire
Sans payer le moindre verre
Se geler en plein hiver
Pour (?) le vestiaire
Contradiction

Les filles sont pleines de
Contradiction
Les mecs sont pleins de
Contradiction
Chacun de nous est plein de
Contradiction
Le monde entier est plein de
Contradiction

Les filles sont pleines de
Contradiction
Les mecs sont pleins de
Contradiction
Chacun de nous est plein de
Contradiction
Le monde entier est plein de
Contradiction
Contradiction
Contradiction
Contradiction
Contradiction
Contradiction
Contradiction

Les filles sont pleines de
Contradiction
Les mecs sont pleins de
Contradiction
Chacun de nous est plein de
Contradiction
Le monde entier est plein de
Contradiction

Les filles sont pleines de
Contradiction
Les mecs sont pleins de
Contradiction
Chacun de nous est plein de
Contradiction
Le monde entier est plein de
Contradiction

Don’t forget I’m on Fotolog and Tumblr!

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:45:09 +0000

Don’t forget I’m on Fotolog and Tumblr!

Alors c’était juste pour expliquer la situation

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 02:25:51 +0000

Clara – DSK n’est pas coupable (R’n'B remix)

Alors c’était juste pour expliquer la situation
Donc j’ai créé un poème
Pour mon idole
Alors je voudrais vous le faire partager

Ta vie était toute tracée
Toi président et elle (?)
Ta vie s’est brisée
Au moment où cette folle t’a dénoncé

Monsieur Strauss-Kahn n’est pourtant pas coupable
Il est vraiment trop adorable
Monsieur Strauss-Kahn
Ne t’inquiète pas, tu n’iras jamais en prison
La justice (?)

Je suis vraiment sincère
Je sais qu’à mon âge c’est inhabituel
Mais… d’aimer un homme politique
Enfin… pas d’aimer… d’admirer, plutôt
Mais moi c’est mon cas

Monsieur Strauss-Kahn n’est pourtant pas coupable
Il est vraiment trop adorable
Monsieur Strauss-Kahn
Ne t’inquiète pas, tu n’iras jamais en prison
La justice (?)

Je t’embrasse fort

Squaille Roque

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 01:20:53 +0000

Je ne suis pas gêné de mon enfance, encore moins du début de mon adolescence. Par contre, de 16 à 21 ans, j’ai… je… j’ai traversé une sorte de période riche en naïveté et en goûts musicaux d’une qualité tout à fait discutable. Néanmoins, je viens de dépoussiérer mon Skyblog de l’époque, que j’avais prudemment verrouillé dans tous les sens il y a quelques années. Je n’y ai effectué aucune nouvelle manipulation, si ce n’est de mettre à jour mon avatar.

Si l’égocentrisme dégueulasse, la bêtise adolescente, le français boiteux, les fautes d’orthographe et les propos touchants de naïveté ne vous effraient pas, ces articles sont faits pour vous.

If only I’d thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 00:51:43 +0000

‘Pictures of you’, an excerpt from ‘Disintegration’, my favourite Cure album.

The Cure – Pictures of you

I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you
That I almost believe that they’re real
I’ve been living so long with my pictures of you
That I almost believe that the pictures are
All I can feel

Remembering you
Standing quiet in the rain
As I ran to your heart to be near
And we kissed as the sky fell in
Holding you close
How I always held close in your fear
Remembering you
Running soft through the night
You were bigger and brighter and wither than snow
And screamed at the make-believe
Screamed at the sky
And you finally found all your courage
To let it all go

Remembering you
Fallen into my arms
Crying for the death of your heart
You were stone white
So delicate
Lost in the cold
You were always so lost in the dark
Remembering you
How you used to be
Slow drowned
You were angels
So much more than everything
Hold for the last time then slip away quietly
Open my eyes
But I never see anything

If only I’d thought of the right words
I could have held on to your heart
If only I’d thought of the right words
I wouldn’t be breaking apart
All my pictures of you

Looking so long at these pictures of you
But I never hold on to your heart
Looking so long for the words to be true
But always just breaking apart
My pictures of you

There was nothing in the world
That I ever wanted more
Than to feel you deep in my heart
There was nothing in the world
That I ever wanted more
Than to never feel the breaking apart
All my pictures of you

Poll #13

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:42:07 +0000

Poll #12

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 01:09:21 +0000

Elle apprend dans la presse à scandale la vie des autres qui s’étale

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 22:23:10 +0000

Une de mes chansons préférées de l’ami Jean-Jacques. Il y a deux ou trois ans, je lui avais même rendu hommage en réalisant cette illustration.

Jean-Jacques Goldman – La vie par procuration

Elle met du vieux pain sur son balcon
Pour attirer les moineaux, les pigeons
Elle vit sa vie par procuration
Devant son poste de télévision

Lever sans réveil avec le soleil
Sans bruit, sans angoisse, la journée se passe
Repasser, poussière, y a toujours à faire
Repas solitaire en point de repère

La maison si nette, qu’elle en est suspecte
Comme tous ces endroits où l’on ne vit pas
Les êtres ont cédé, perdu la bagarre
Les choses ont gagné, c’est leur territoire

Le temps qui nous casse, ne la change pas
Les vivants se fanent, mais les ombres pas
Tout va, tout fonctionne, sans but sans pourquoi
D’hiver en automne, ni fièvre ni froid

Elle met du vieux pain sur son balcon
Pour attirer les moineaux, les pigeons
Elle vit sa vie par procuration
Devant son poste de télévision

Elle apprend dans la presse à scandale
La vie des autres qui s’étale
Mais finalement de moins pire en banal
Elle finira par trouver ça normal

Elle met du vieux pain sur son balcon
Pour attirer les moineaux, les pigeons

Des crèmes et des bains qui font la peau douce
Mais ça fait bien loin que personne ne la touche
Des mois, des années sans personne à aimer
Et jour après jour, l’oubli de l’amour

Ses rêves et désirs, si sages et possibles
Sans cris, sans délires, sans inadmissible
Sur dix ou vingt pages de photos banales
Bilan sans mystère d’années sans lumière

Elle met du vieux pain sur son balcon
Pour attirer les moineaux, les pigeons
Elle vit sa vie par procuration
Devant son poste de télévision

Elle apprend dans la presse à scandale
La vie des autres qui s’étale
Mais finalement de moins pire en banal
Elle finira par trouver ça normal

Elle met du vieux pain sur son balcon
Pour attirer les moineaux, les pigeons

Elle apprend dans la presse à scandale
La vie des autres qui s’étale
Mais finalement de moins pire en banal
Elle finira par trouver ça normal

Elle met du vieux pain sur son balcon
Pour attirer les moineaux, les pigeons

The sound of metal

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 22:02:28 +0000

‘Metal‘, by Gary Numan. Trent Reznor made a cover of this song for the ‘Things falling apart‘ EP. Numan himself said the cover was better than the original track. I like both.

Gary Numan – Metal

We’re in the building where they make us grow
And I’m frightened by the liquid engineers
Like you

My Mallory heart is sure to fail
I could crawl around the floor just like I’m real
Like you

The sound of metal
I want to be you
I should learn to be a man
Like you

Plug me in
And turn me on
Oh, everything is moving

I need my treatment it’s tomorrow they send me
Singing I am an American
Do you?

Picture this, if I could make the change
I’d love to pull the wires from the wall
Did you?

And who are you?
And how can I try?
Here inside I like metal
Aren’t you?

All I know
Is no one dies
I’m still confusing love with need

Fête des Services de l’APEM-T21 à la Fermette de Polleur, 2011 – A Voigtländer Vitoret story

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 21:24:10 +0000

Il y a deux ou trois semaines, j’ai eu la chance d’assister, pour la seconde fois, à la fête annuelle de la Fermette, un établissement de jour pour personnes handicapées à Polleur, en Belgique.

Un blind test y était proposé le samedi soir. J’ai pris part au jeu avec ma sœur, son compagnon, et d’autres enfants spirituels de Baden-Powell. Le principe était d’identifier le titre et l’auteur des morceaux qui étaient joués par le disc jockey, ce qui est, somme toute, fort original pour un ‘examen aveugle’, ainsi que d’effectuer ‘le dawa’ autant qu’humainement possible. Ce ne fut pas une surprise : aucun autre membre de l’assemblée n’a été à même de nous test.

Cave à bière, concerts, repas et jeux divers (et d’été) le dimanche. Gaieté, bonne humeur, bien boire et bien manger. Une belle façon de fuir, le temps d’un week-end, ce monde noir, cynique et sans grand lendemain.

Je ne manquerai l’édition de l’année prochaine que si… Je ne manquerai pas la prochaine édition.

J’ai capturé quelques scènes à l’aide d’un vieil appareil photo Voigtländer Vitoret des années cinquante, qui m’a été cédé par ce cher Jonathan Heuschen. Quelques extraits du reportage sont exposés ici, ci-dessous.

Le blind test. Ça ne se voit peut-être pas, mais c'était très bien.

Je ne sais pas trop si cette photo est accidentellement réussie ou si son intérêt est tout à fait discutable.

Des attractions.

Des... des fleurs.

Encore des fleurs.

Xavier.

Mon frère et moi-même sur un traque teurre.

Un mot, une tête à claques

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:13:24 +0000

Un mot, une tête à claques. La liste est longue, je ne vous en propose donc qu’un échantillon.

Philosophie. Présentation. Informatique. Humour. Musique. Jockey. Chanson. Écologie. Cuisine. Romantisme. Érotisme. Politique. Action. Pédophilie. Genèse. Culture. Fascisme. Moche. Gras. Décès. Hypocrisie. Savane. Illustration.

Si vous désirez continuer cette belle aventure, laissez des commentaires sur cette page en renseignant un mot et un lien vers le portrait d’une autre personnalité détestable.

Un mot, un GIF

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:13:46 +0000

J’ai pour projet d’illustrer tout le Petit Robert avec des GIF animés.

Coucou. Salut. Bonjour. Merci. Oui. Singe. Cheval. Oie. Pied. Cigarette. Dentaire. Tintin. Mario. Dion. Maman. Gentil. Sympa. Bananée. Burkina. Mot. Rectal. Fissures. Lemarchal. Lundi. Mardi. Mercredi. Jeudi. Vendredi. Samedi. Dimanche. Dring. Ataleur. Au revoir.

Poll #5

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:53:09 +0000

Note : la question en entier est ‘Il est 6h59. J’ai peint toute la nuit. Et comme si j’avais encore besoin de ce genre de tuiles, je viens de constater avec horreur que j’ai sauté du questionnaire quatre au questionnaire six. Le cinquième est donc inexistant. Vérifiez par vous-mêmes. Ce n’est pas volontaire, il s’agit là d’une erreur d’inattention.’

Delorme. Clip. Feux d’artifistes.

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:15:00 +0000

Alain Delorme – J’ai un petit faible pour toi

J’ai un petit faible pour toi
Je crois que je t’aime et tu ne le sais pas
Mais comment te le dire ?
Comment faire pour te prévenir, te séduire ?
Sais-tu que j’ai un petit faible pour toi ?
Mais je ne sais pas trouver les mots qu’il faut
Ne va pas me maudire si j’essaie de te retenir

Je te vois dans les bras de celui qui, chaque jour
Vient vers toi, souriant, insouciant, te dire bonjour
Et qui ne rougit pas pour te parler d’amour

Sais-tu que j’ai un petit faible pour toi ?
Je crois que je t’aime et tu ne le sais pas
Mais comment te le dire ?
Comment faire pour te prévenir, te séduire ?
Sais-tu que j’ai un petit faible pour toi ?
Mais je ne sais pas trouver les mots qu’il faut
Ne va pas me maudire si j’essaie de te retenir

Tu es là près de moi, mais je n’ai plus le moral
Quelque chose à ton doigt brusquement me fait très mal
Je n’avais pas compris que ton cœur était pris

Et pourtant j’ai un petit faible pour toi
Je crois que je t’aime et tu ne le sais pas
Mais comment te le dire ?
Comment faire pour te prévenir, te séduire ?
Sais-tu que j’ai un petit faible pour toi ?
Mais je ne sais pas trouver les mots qu’il faut
Ne va pas me maudire si j’essaie de te retenir

J’ai un petit faible pour toi
Je crois que je t’aime et tu ne le sais pas
Mais comment te le dire ?
Comment faire pour te prévenir, te séduire ?
Sais-tu que j’ai un petit faible pour toi ?
Mais je ne sais pas trouver les mots qu’il faut
Ne va pas me maudire si j’essaie de te retenir

J’ai un petit faible pour toi
Je crois que je t’aime et tu ne le sais pas
Ne va pas me maudire si j’essaie de te retenir

Poll #11

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:52:16 +0000

Poll #10

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:20:44 +0000

Dans chaque fille que j’ai connue, c’est un peu toi que je cherchais

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 21:48:30 +0000

Salvatore Adamo – Mes mains sur tes hanches

Sois pas fâchée si je te chante les souvenirs de mes quinze ans
Ne boude pas si tu es absente de mes rêveries d’adolescent
Ces amourettes insignifiantes ont preparé un grand amour
Et c’est pourquoi je te les chante et les présente tour à tour
Oui c’est pourquoi je te les chante et les présente tour à tour

Mais laisse mes mains sur tes hanches
Ne fais pas ces yeux furibonds
Oui tu l’auras ta revanche
Tu seras ma dernière chanson

Dans chaque fille que j’ai connue, c’est un peu toi que je cherchais
Quand dans mes bras je t’ai tenue, moi je tremblais, je comprenais
Que tu es sortie d’une fable pour venir habiter mon rêve
Et ce serait bien regrettable que notre amour ainsi s’achève
Oui se serait bien regrettable que notre amour ainsi s’achève

Mais laisse mes mains sur tes hanches
Ne fais pas ces yeux furibonds
Oui tu l’auras ta revanche
Tu seras ma dernière chanson

Laisse mes mains sur tes hanches
Ne fais pas ces yeux furibonds
Oui tu l’auras ta revanche
Tu seras ma dernière chanson

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la

Enter title here

Thierry Jaspart — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 15:33:25 +0000

I made two illustrations for the September 2011 issue of the ‘Time to B’ magazine, edited by the National Railway Company of Belgium.

Thanks to Thomas Lecloux for the Dutch translation.

Click on the images to enlarge them.

You think it’s funny, but what I say is true

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 23:52:36 +0000

‘Jerkin’ back ‘n’ forth’, a Devo’s song criticizing their common misinterpretation as a sort of silly band.

Devo – Jerkin’ back ‘n’ forth

I know I let you tell me what to do
You were confident you knew best
Now things aren’t working like you want them to
Your confidence is what I detest

You got me lookin’ up high
You got me searchin’ down low
You got me, I know you know
You got me jerkin’ back ‘n’ forth

You told me people like to suffer
You told me that’s the way it is
You said that things were getting better
You said I should accept all this

You think it’s funny
But what I say is true
The reason that I live like this
Is all because of you

You got me lookin’ up high
You got me searchin’ down low
You got me, I know you know
You got me jerkin’ back ‘n’ forth

There is a thought that keeps me thinkin’
Like a stone inside my shoe
It is a vision reoccuring
A dirty window I can see you through

You think it’s funny
But what I say is true
The reason that I live like this
Is all because of you

You got me lookin’ up high
You got me searchin’ down low
You got me, I know you know
You got me jerkin’ back ‘n’ forth

You got me lookin’ up high
You got me searchin’ down low
You got me, I know you know
You got me jerkin’ back ‘n’ forth

Stop radioactivity

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:11:55 +0000

Kraftwerk – Radioactivity

Sellafield 2 will produce 7.5 tons of plutonium every year
1.5 kg of plutonium make a nuclear bomb
Sellafield 2 will release the same amount of radioactivity into the environment as Chernobyl every 4.5 years
One of these radioactive substances, krypton-85, will cause death and skin cancer

Radioactivity

Tschernobyl
Harrisburg
Sellafield
Hiroshima

Tschernobyl
Harrisburg
Sellafield
Hiroshima

(Stop) radioactivity
Is in the air for you and me
(Stop) radioactivity
Discovered by Madame Curie
Chain reaction and mutation, contaminated population

Radioactivity
Radioactivity

Tschernobyl
Harrisburg
Sellafield
Hiroshima

Tschernobyl
Harrisburg
Sellafield
Hiroshima

(Stop) radioactivity
Is in the air for you and me
(Stop) radioactivity
Discovered by Madame Curie
Chain reaction and mutation, contaminated population

Andalltha all ovaire Hellgium

Thierry Jaspart — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:51:57 +0000

Après m’avoir enculé bien profond à maintes reprises, les zentilles personnes de chez Belgaconne semblent s’en vouloir très fort et, pour la seconde fois, disséminent partout en Belgique une photographie où l’on distingue assez clairement un des mes stickers, dans le but de faire croître le nombre de clients potentiels dont ils pourront se moquer librement, une fois les contrats signés. Ici, ce sont les jeunes qui sont pris pour cibles.

Ci-dessous, une jolie photo prise par freaQ. Merci à lui.

On dirait que ça ressemble à du bétail ! On dirait comme un peu du bétail ! On dirait comme qui dirait du bétail !

Thierry Jaspart — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 16:26:39 +0000

Stupeflip, un des meilleurs groupes du monde, s’est produit il y a une semaine ou deux au Cabaret Vert à Charleville-Misère. Je n’ai pas pu m’y rendre pour cause de pauvreté. Mais c’était sans compter sur les ‘teupos’ Denys et Suzanne qui m’ont fait vivre le concert autant que possible, en me rapportant ces jolis petits bouts de vidéo (à présent assemblés ensemble). Tranquille dans ma chambre.

Photo taken by Denys Ronsse

Des océans au fond des yeux

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 17:59:21 +0000

Didier Barbelivien et Félix Gray – A toutes les filles

A toutes les filles que j’ai aimées avant
Qui sont devenues femmes maintenant
A leur volcans de larmes
A leur torrents de charme
Je suis resté adolescent

A toutes les filles que j’ai aimées avant
Des cours de lycée en jardin d’enfants
Aux lettres déchirées
A leurs baisers volés
Je suis resté adolescent

Elles avaient, elles avaient
Des océans au fond des yeux
Elles dansaient, elles dansaient
Pour nous garder plus amoureux
Elles disaient, elles disaient
Que l’amour c’est toute une vie à deux
Elles avaient dans un sourire moqueur
Quelque chose de secret
Elles gravaient nos deux cœurs
Sur les arbres des forêts
Elles pleuraient comme on pleure
Quand on a trop aimé

Des océans au fond des yeux

A toutes les filles que j’ai aimées avant
Qui sont devenues femmes maintenant
De leurs éclats de rire
A nos nuits de plaisir
Je suis resté adolescent

A toutes les filles que j’ai aimées avant
De plages de soleil en dîners dansants
Aux secrets murmurés
Aux passions déchirées
Je suis resté adolescent

Elles avaient, elles avaient
Des océans au fond des yeux
Elles dansaient, elles dansaient
Pour nous garder plus amoureux
Elles disaient, elles disaient
Que l’amour c’est toute une vie à deux
Elles avaient dans un sourire moqueur
Quelque chose de secret
Elles gravaient nos deux cœurs
Sur les arbres des forêts
Elles pleuraient comme on pleure
Quand on a trop aimé

Des océans au fond des yeux

Elles avaient, elles avaient
Des océans au fond des yeux
Elles dansaient, elles dansaient
Pour nous garder plus amoureux
Elles disaient, elles disaient
Que l’amour c’est toute une vie à deux
Elles avaient dans un sourire moqueur
Quelque chose de secret
Elles gravaient nos deux cœurs
Sur les arbres des forêts
Elles pleuraient comme on pleure
Quand on a trop aimé

Des océans au fond des yeux

A toutes les filles qu’on a aimées avant…

Rock’n'roll nigger

Thierry Jaspart — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 15:00:15 +0000

I discovered ‘Rock’n'roll nigger’ when I was 13. I never stopped listening to this song.

Patti Smith – Rock’n'roll nigger

Well, I don’t fuck much with the past
But I fuck plenty with the future
Over the skin of silk are scars from the splinters of stations and walls I’ve caressed
A stage is like each bolt of wood, like a… like a log of Helen, is my pleasure
I would measure the success of a night by the way… by the way I…
By the amount of piss and seed I could exude all over the columns that nestled the P.A.
Some nights I’d surprise everybody by skipping off with a skirt of green
Net sewed over with flat metallic circles which dazzled and flashed
The lights were violet and… and white
I had an ornamental veil, but I couldn’t bear to use it
The way my hair was cropped, I craved, craved covering
But now that my hair itself is a veil, and the scalp inside is the scalp of a…
Crazy and sleepy Comanche… lies beneath this netting of skin
I wake up. I am lying peacefully, I am lying peacefully, and my knees are open to the sun
I desire him and he is absolutely ready to seize me
In… in… in… in heart, I am a Moslem
In heart I am an… I am an American… In heart I am Moslem
In heart I’m an American artist
And I have no guilt
I seek pleasure
I seek the nerves under your skin, the narrow archway, the layers, the scroll of ancient lettuce
We worship the flaw, the belly… the belly, the mole on the belly of an exquisite whore
He spared the child and spoiled the rod
I am not selling myself to God

Baby was a black sheep, baby was a whore
Baby got big and baby get bigger
Baby get something, baby get more
Baby, baby, baby was a rock’n'roll nigger
Oh, look around you, all around you
Riding on a copper wave
Do you like the world around you?
Are you ready to behave?

Outside of society, they’re waitin’ for me
Outside of society, that’s where I want to be

Lenny!

Baby was a black sheep, baby was a whore
You know she got big, well, she’s gonna get bigger
Baby got a hand, got a finger on the trigger
Baby, baby, baby is a rock’n'roll nigger

Outside of society, that’s where I want to be
Outside of society, they’re waitin’ for me

Those who have suffered, understand suffering
And thereby extend their hand
The storm that brings harm
Also makes fertile
Blessed is the grass
And herb and the true thorn and light

I was lost in a valley of pleasure
I was lost in the infinite sea
I was lost and measure for measure
Love spewed from the heart of me
I was lost and the cost
And the cost didn’t matter to me
I was lost and the cost
Was to be outside society

Jimi Hendrix was a nigger
Jesus Christ and Grandma, too
Jackson Pollock was a nigger
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger!

Outside of society, they’re waitin’ for me
Outside of society, if you’re looking
That’s where you’ll find me
Outside of society, they’re waitin’ for me
Outside of society

…

Never let me down again

Thierry Jaspart — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:43:22 +0000

'tHiErRySuPeRjAsPaRt', an alternative version of thierryjaspart.com

Just created ‘tHiErRySuPeRjAsPaRt’, the oldfashioned Geocities-like version of thierryjaspart.com, my real website. This page features some old drawings, paintings and pictures, a few dead links and some animated GIFs stolen on the Internet.

Be sure to check it out, only if you don’t suffer from epilepsy. Not kidding.

Love’s the only engine of survival

Thierry Jaspart — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 00:16:39 +0000

‘The Future’ by Leonard Cohen, a song featured on the ‘Natural Born Killers’ soundtrack. ‘Natural Born Killers’ is my favourite movie.

This is the radio edit version of the song and the censored words are ‘crack’ and ‘anal sex’.

Leonard Cohen – The Future

Give me back my broken night
My mirrored room, my secret life
It’s lonely here
There’s no one left to torture

Give me absolute control
Over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby
That’s an order

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that’s left
And stuff it up the hole
In your culture

Give me back the Berlin Wall
Give me Stalin and St Paul
I’ve seen the future, brother
It is murder

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won’t be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said repent, repent
I wonder what they meant

You don’t know me from the wind
You never will, you never did
I’m the little Jew
Who wrote the Bible
I’ve seen the nations rise and fall
I’ve heard their stories, heard them all
But love’s the only engine of survival

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won’t be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said repent, repent
I wonder what they meant

There’ll be the breaking of the ancient
Western code
Your private life will suddenly explode
There’ll be phantoms
There’ll be fires on the road
And the white man dancing

You’ll see your woman
Hanging upside down
Her features covered by her fallen gown
And all the lousy little poets
Coming round
Tryin’ to sound like Charlie Manson
And the white man dancin’

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won’t be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said repent, repent
I wonder what they meant
When they said repent, repent

Franche Foire 2011 – A Lomography story

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 22:00:17 +0000

Some Lomography photos I took at the 2011 edition of the ‘Franche Foire‘ event in Franchimont, Belgium…

Andalltha Superstickers! @ the Franche Foire 2011 in Franchimont, Belgium

Massaro G., plafonneur-enduiseur, et sandwicherie Mademoiselle Benoît

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:24:06 +0000

Paroles profondément débiles. Rimes pauvres. Musique exécrable. Mélodie répétitive et irritante. Clip inutile où il ne se passe juste rien. Belle brochette de têtes à claques. Femmes objets. Narcissisme puant. Sponsors douteux. Bling bling de campagne. Besoin pathétique de reconnaissance. Absence totale de talent et d’inventivité. Niveau zéro de la culture. Triste. Pitié. Merdique. Caca. Nul. Couille. Chier.

J’aime !

DJ Flash featuring Kevin Mengi – La vie d’un DJ

Hey! DJ Flash! Kevin Mengi! Let’s go!

(?) sur la table, oh yeah
Un verre de champagne Moët
Avec deux trois lady (?)
Telle est la vie d’un DJ, oh yeah

Mixe sur les meilleures party
Pour faire bouger ton booty, baby
Toujours avec des lady, oh yeah
Telle est la vie d’un DJ, DJ, papalala

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Première classe, toujours classe
C’est ça ma vie sous les spotlights
MC ou DJ
On fout le feu, toi-même tu sais

On mélange taf et plaisir
On fait du cash de nos loisirs
Et ça fait sisir
C’est comme ça, comme ça

(?) sur la table, oh yeah
Un verre de champagne Moët
Avec deux trois lady (?)
Telle est la vie d’un DJ, oh yeah

Mixe sur les meilleures party
Pour faire bouger ton booty, baby
Toujours avec des lady, oh yeah
Telle est la vie d’un DJ, DJ, papalala

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

J’voyage, shooting
Passer la nuit à chauffer les platines
Faire le tour des dancings
Se faire scander comme des kings

On mélange taf et plaisir
On fait du cash de nos loisirs
Et ça fait sisir
C’est comme ça, comme ça

(?) sur la table, oh yeah
Un verre de champagne Moët
Avec deux trois lady (?)
Telle est la vie d’un DJ, oh yeah

Mixe sur les meilleures party
Pour faire bouger ton booty, baby
Toujours avec des lady, oh yeah
Telle est la vie d’un DJ, DJ, papalala

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

DJ Flash!

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

C’est la vie d’un DJ
C’est la vie d’un DJ

Vitry-sur-Seine 2011

Thierry Jaspart — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 17:59:42 +0000

A few months ago, I visited Vitry-sur-Seine, a French city turned into a nice open air street art gallery by Christian ‘C215′ Guémy and some of his friends. I met him there and I took some pictures. Was a nice afternoon.